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Sex Work and Spirituality

Religion and spirituality are staples in many people’s daily lives, providing comfort, guidance and a sense of something larger than ourselves. Sadly, there is an ill-conceived notion held by some people that sex workers are not allowed to walk in faith, practice spirituality or be a part of organized religion.  I had the pleasure of...

Kenzi Foxx

“I enjoy being nude,” professes Kenzi Foxx, a personal trainer and content creator from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. “The photos clearly capture that I’m still very comfortable with showing off my body. I’m proud of how I look at 53.” Determined to “get the most out of life,” the 5-foot-6 Sunshine...

Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 5

Belly up to the bar, gang—it’s Friday, and we’re making Happy Hour extra-jovial this week with a collection of intoxicating humor from HUSTLER’s vast arsenal of outrageous cartoons. Bottoms up!  “I’d rather have a little Biden inflation than a whole lotta Trump everything else.”...

Saturday Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. 6

Leg men, rejoice! It’s time for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys showing off their gorgeous gams, shapely stems and prick-stiffening pins. What are you waiting for? Dive in!  Alissa Foxy Laura Desirée Romy Indy Vanessa Angel Alyssa Bounty Chloe Temple...

Sunday Funday: Busty Blond Beavers 2

Hey, it’s Sunday—a time to kick back, relax and enjoy yourself. And what’s more enjoyable than the sight of big, billowing boobs, attached to lovely girl-next-door types? With that in mind, we dug through HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt section to bring you a busty blond blowout for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! And when you’re done...

How Many Licks?

We tackle the age-old question of just how long you should be spending downtown before moving on to the main fucking act. When we were young and impressionable young whippersnappers with hardly any pubes on our balls, the television told us that it takes precisely three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie...

The Incredible Shrinking Manhood

Bad news, guys; hair isn’t the only thing you might lose as you get older. Yes, we’re talking about your dong size, but don’t worry—we have some advice on how to stay hung even when you’re not young. Life plays many cruel jokes on a man over the span of his time on this planet...

Friday Funnies: Clowning on Counseling Vol. 3

Marital discord isn’t funny—it’s hilarious! Don’t believe us? Join us in the marriage counselor’s office for a gut-busting look at relationships in distress, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast arsenal of hilarious cartoons! “I swear to God, if I ever treated my wife as an object, it was a small bus.” “In my professional opinion, a relationship...

Tasha Reign: Princess Turned Porn Star

The veteran adult-industry performer opens up about her XXX life in a new memoir. Tasha Reign has been a staple in the adult industry for years and has ruled the porn kingdom with dignity and grace—and has looked smoking-hot while doing so!  I had the wonderful privilege of interviewing Tasha about her upcoming memoir From...

HUSTLER’s Swimsuit Special

Nothing says July like a barely there bikini. But with HUSTLER’s swimsuit models, the bikini is just the start. The season truly begins to sizzle as our Honeys peel those tantalizing strings from their bodies and turn the temperature up to about a thousand. Ah, yes, now it’s summer. Trinity Starlight Delilah Blue Chloe Amour...

Alt Rocks!

Inked, pierced and modded to the max, alternative adult performers and creators are so much more than the sum of their sleeves and ear gauges. They celebrate beauty born of rebellion and forged in the fires of blessed nonconformity. From industry edge-dweller to walking the red carpet, alt models today are making their own success...

Demand Gun Reform!

A GOP supermajority in Tennessee recently ousted two young Black lawmakers, Justin Jones and Justin Pearson, for “violating the House’s decorum.” Their “crime”? Protesting from the House floor and calling for gun law reforms following a deadly school shooting in Nashville. According to the Gun Violence Archive, more than 11,500 people died from gun violence...

Where the Wild Things Are

Let’s face it, times are changing. And while there is no shortage of films to get excited about today, occasionally we find ourselves longing for the cinema of yesteryear—a time when morals were loose and R-rated blockbusters at an all-time high. For peak sleaze, nothing beats the ’90s. There are many contenders for the crown,...

Cat Daddy

Cat dads are having a moment. Maybe it’s a byproduct of the current obsession with zaddies (e.g., Pedro Pascal), but however you slice it, apparently we cannot get enough of men who love and dote on their little fur babies. And where are all of those purr-fect dads hiding? According to a recent survey (Nielsen...

The Greatest Show on Earth

Grab your sunscreen, ear plugs and as many condoms as you can carry, because summer festival season is in full swing! Whether you’re a Bonnaroo guy or an Electric Daisy Carnival gal (or nonbinary Pitchfork Fest nerd), there is literally something for everyone who enjoys intimate outdoor shows with 10,000 of their closest friends. And...

Decriminalize Now!

On March 1, 2023, 90 sex workers and advocates gathered at the state capital in Albany, New York, to lobby for SVSTA (Stop Violence in the Sex Trades Act), a bill to fully decriminalize sex work in the state of New York. DecrimNY, a coalition of 30+ sex worker-led organizations, marshaled the event. “Comprehensive decriminalization...

The Horror, the Horror!

Nothing captures the dread, fear and anxiety of an era like horror. And in 2023, we find ourselves smack dab in the middle of a horror renaissance, with a veritable tsunami of envelope-pushing terror to choose from—both on the big screen and streaming platforms. It’s an all-you-can-eat buffet of gory goodness, and Zoë—aka The Queen...

Tales From The Clit 2: Kazumi

In our second installment, adult entertainment legend-in-the-making Kazumi digs deep for a golden yarn of delightful degradation she dubs, “Urine My Heart.” “I love being an indie creator. I get to think up weird, fucked-up shit, fulfill my gross fantasies, and then if I do a good job, people pay for it and jack off...

Asshole of the Month: Asa Hutchinson

As the Great Orange Doofus continued fighting his never-ending legal problems (indicted on 34 felony counts by Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg in April), a cavalcade of ambitious Republican hopefuls sniffed blood in the water and entered the race for the 2024 Presidential nomination. It’s a new parade of clown cars, ranging from the ridiculous and...

Zerella Skies

“Before I joined the porn industry, I wasn’t really fucking that much. I was mostly just sucking. I’ve got amazing blowjob skills, and I really, really love sucking cock. I even have signature moves: the Z slurp and the dragon throat. The Z slurp is a trick where I can...

Alex Valentine

“I’m very comfortable with my body, and I love to show it off,” professes Alex Valentine, 24, a “confident, ambitious and quirky” exotic dancer from Chesapeake, Virginia. “I’ve been wanting to add HUSTLER to my modeling portfolio for quite some time.” The 5-foot-4 rock and metal fan continues, “I’m always...

Inside a Commercial Dungeon

Before I became a sex coach, I worked as a professional submissive at a commercial BDSM dungeon in Los Angeles. In business since the 1980s and decorated in what can best be described as “gothic grandma meets kinky antique shop,” it provided fantasy fulfillment by way of private sessions with subs, dommes and switches. When...

Barbie Brill

“My friends say I’m loving and crazy. I’d say I’m pretty crazy too, but you know, in a good way. I like pole-dancing, drawing, cooking and redesigning my apartment almost every month. And I could eat pasta all day every day. “My best date ever was just going out for...

Brittney Skye

Looking at this luscious California chick, you might think we created her in a genetic laboratory. Just look at this creature! With piercing green eyes, a tight little body and jutting 32DD breasts, she’s the picture of perfection. You might think that Brittney Skye is a dream, and she is—a...

Gigi Gates

“I wished to appear in HUSTLER because I’ve always admired the women who pose for it,” says Gigi Gates, 22, a “talkative and witty” bartender from Atlantic City, New Jersey. “I grew up watching The Girls Next Door, and I always said, ‘I’m gonna be like one of those chicks.’...

Viks Angel

“I feel extra-sexy when I’m posing nude,” proclaims Viks Angel, 25. “I wish to make your readers so wildly excited when they see me that they can think of nothing else but to own me.” Relocating to Prague, Czechia, has given the 5-foot-5 Ukrainian cutie an opportunity to make a...

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