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Dedeker Winston: Mastering Multiamory

The podcast host and author explains how the principles of nonmonogamy can benefit all relationships—yes, even monogamous ones. Donald Trump was recently indicted over an alleged payment connected to a rumored extramarital liaison. Kristen Stewart tarnished the widely beloved celebrity-couple sobriquet Robsten when she was captured in a “momentary indiscretion” with director Rupert Sanders. And...

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What’s the Fucking Point of Monogamy?

Is it really possible for two people to remain faithful to each other happily ever after? And if not, what are the options for keeping the relationship intact while exploring other sexual opportunities? We dive deep for answers. The word on the street is that monogamy is dead. Scan the internet and there’s a slew...

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Friday Funnies: Preaching to the Perverted Vol. 2

Holy moly, do we have some chuckles in store for you! We’re taking you to church and hitting the pulpit to deliver some clergy-centric humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Let us pray—and laugh! “I know it’s a boring sermon, Herb, but for heaven’s sake!” “Hey, Father, how is the Word of...

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The Celluloid Bordello: Sex Workers in Cinema

An interview with director Juliana Piccillo Hollywood’s love affair with sex workers began with silent movies. In fact, in 1929, the Academy of Motion Pictures’ very first Best Actress Oscar went to Janet Gaynor, who played a prostitute in two movies, 7th Heaven and Street Angel, while one of her competitors for that award, Gloria...

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June 2023

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The Truth Matters!

We have the right to expect the truth when we listen to the news. It’s the news, dammit, meaning that we should expect to hear an accurate, factual reporting of events. Sadly, the truth has often been scarce to nonexistent in Fox broadcasts and has frequently been replaced with bald-faced lies. We have long known...

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I never know what…

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I think I have become addicted…

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He’s always calling…

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My mom said she used to…

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I should divorce…

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We’re getting killed in the ratings…

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So tell me…

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What does Pinocchio…

Question: What does Pinocchio’s lover say to him? Answer: “Lie to me! Lie to me!”...

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Bubba got fired…

Bubba got fired from his job as a bingo caller. Apparently “a meal for two with a hairy view” is not the way to announce number 69....

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Fox “News” Has a Dirty Secret

A voting technology company’s defamation lawsuit may be just the beginning of the end for Rupert Murdoch’s GOP propaganda empire. Fox “News” was never either “fair” or “balanced.” That was an ad slogan to hoax you into buying its bullshit. But Dominion Voting Systems’ $1.6-billion defamation lawsuit against Fox has laid bare that BS. Filed...

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Asshole of the Month: Tucker Carlson

Fox News pioneered the dark art of pandering to the right-wing mob’s baser instincts to boost ratings and profits. But we really had no idea how hypocritical the whole charade had been until the stunning revelations flushed out in March by the Dominion Voting Systems’ $1.6-billion lawsuit against Fox. Rupert Murdoch, Sean Hannity and the...

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Saturday Special: Wild Workouts

Hey, it’s National Fitness Day, an annual occasion that offers us the occasion to explore different methods of becoming fit and healthy. And what better way to get the heart rate up and work up a sweat than a good, athletic sex-fest? With that in mind, we’re hoping you’re ready to get sweaty, because we’re...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Staci Carr

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Staci Carr, a blond, blue-eyed beauty who hails from Omaha, Nebraska, which is often referred to as the Big O—and Staci is certainly capable of causing some very Big O’s indeed. The Cornhusker...

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Third-Party Access

Sure, threeways sound like a great idea—until you find yourself feeling like a third wheel that’s being neglected by the couple you’re playing with. Here’s how to avoid this common threesome buzzkill. There are undoubtedly loads of people out there right now trying to figure out how they can get into a threesome. There are...

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AVN 2023: Return to Vegas!

Behind the Scenes @ the Adult Entertainment Expo Photography & Intro By Steve Prue Everything that you think happens around, during and after the AVN Awards does happen—everything!—especially after not seeing each other in the flesh for two years. It’s been a minute since the last time we were in Las Vegas and in person....

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A husband texted his wife…

A husband texted his wife: “I got hit by a car after leaving the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. The blow to my head was very strong; still, it shouldn’t be anything to worry about. But I do have three broken ribs and a compound fracture in my left leg, and my right...

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A little boy asked…

A little boy asked his father, “What’s lingerie?” His dad gruffly replied, “It’s an expensive way to wrap a present you’ve already seen before.”...

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An oversexed young…

An oversexed young woman gave her brother a blowjob in a skyscraper’s elevator. It was wrong on so many levels....

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And folks are going to love licking…

“And folks are going to love licking these new stamps.”...

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BBQ Babes

Do you smell that? Breathe in deep, my friends, because summer is here, and barbecue season is officially underway. Ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary folk, start your grills! With warmer temps come scantily clad hotties with a taste for meat, sweets and all the delicious treats fit to eat under the hot, hot sun. We polled...

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Before going on a first date…

Before going on a first date, Ashley got some pointers from her grandmother. “The boy will try to cuddle with you,” the old lady told her. “Allow him. He will try to kiss you. Allow him. Then he will try to lay you down and get on top of you. Don’t allow him to do...