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Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 4

Feel like it’s been all work and no play lately? How about if we combine work and play for a hilarious day on the job, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons? When it comes to cracking you up, these gut-busters just won’t quit! “Actually, I’m looking for someone with computer skills, but hey,...

Saturday Special: Busty Blond Babes 8

Light hair and heavy hooters—is there a better combination? You’d be hard-pressed to find one, for sure. And speaking of hard, prepare yourself for a crotch-stiffening good time, because we’re serving up a cavalcade of chesty blond Honeys for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! Brittney Skye Romi Rain Brooke Summers Skylar Vox Georgia Adair Jazlyn Ray...

Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies 3

It’s Father’s Day again and, while neckties and cologne are fine and all, may we offer you the gift of laughter? We  combed through HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons to bring you a collection of knee-slappers about the lighter side of fatherhood. Go ahead, yuk it up!  “Mom and Dad… this is Marie.” “But...

Speed-Fucking

On your mark… get set… screw! Sure, a marathon sex session is nice, but sometimes—for a variety of reasons—you just want to get across the finish line as quickly as possible. There are times during a sexual encounter when a couple’s really going for broke, risking all sorts of gnarly afflictions from heart attack and...

XXX Bikini Babes

Summer’s here, and the time is right…for celebrating hot babes in skimpy swimsuits! Join us as some of our favorite adult-industry vixens extol the virtues of tiny bikinis. There are a few surefire signs that summer is upon us. The warming of the temperature, the scent of sunscreen in the air…and bikinis! Whether it be...

Hump-Day Special: Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 6

Ah, blowjobs—is there anything better than kicking back and letting a hot girl work her mouth magic on you? Is there a more sublime feeling than a pair of soft, wet lips and a skilled tongue going to town on you until you’re ready to explode? Yeah, we didn’t think so. So prepare yourself for...

Kiara Cole

“In the future, I’d like to own a farm with lots of horses, plants and four-wheelers; but for now I’m happy making porn. I can’t imagine doing anything else. Before I was discovered, I worked at a truck part factory in Illinois. An agent found me on Instagram and contacted...

Kiara Cole & Skye Blue

“I admire Marilyn Monroe. She’s a beauty, a truly iconic figure who inspired me to model. But before that I had a bunch of random jobs, like in a factory. I worked in fast food and even in a deli once. Side note: You’ve got to try a snacker—American cheese,...

In Too Deep

Sure, with summer upon us, the idea of a poke in the pool or the pond might sound tempting, but beware—there are many perils to underwater sex. Summer means different things to different people. For some, it’s family vacations to Disneyland in pursuit of making memories for little Jimmy and Sally. And then there are...

Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 6

Hey mister, looking for a good time? Then today’s your lucky day, because we’re taking a deep dive into HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons to serve up a gut-busting collection of humor revolving around the world’s oldest profession. Enjoy! “I’ll be home soon, honey. I just stopped to pick up a Happy Meal.” “Wanna...

Saturday Special: Diving in Deep 5

Oh, yes; summer is officially here, and you know what that means—time for a nice, refreshing dip in the pool.  And you know what makes some pool time even more invigorating? That’s right—a hot, naked chick who’s ready to make a big splash. So go ahead; dive in and do a few strokes while you...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Cole

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kiara Cole, a fair-haired beauty from Carbondale, Illinois, which bears the motto “All Ways Open”—and we are certainly grateful for the fact that Kiara has been so open for us in the pages...

Separation Anxiety

So you’ve decided to reunite with your ex—that’s great! Beware, though; asking questions about your partner’s sex life while you were apart can be an emotional minefield. Breaking up is hard to do, or so the saying goes. But it’s not nearly as treacherous as getting back together again. Round two of a relationship is,...

Guilty Pleasures: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers reveal the surprising movies, TV shows, music and food they indulge in. We all have things we watch, listen to and gobble up that bring us immense joy. Sometimes, those things that we love seem out of character with what we normally partake in, and sometimes they are…well—downright embarrassing!...

Mudhoney: Godfathers of Grunge

Mudhoney guitarist Steve Turner discusses his new memoir, his band’s longevity and that time he was approached about joining Nirvana. To call guitarist Steve Turner a Godfather of Grunge might be a bit of an understatement. Turner was one of the founding members of Green River, a band that spawned Mother Love Bone, Pearl Jam,...

Leveling the Laying Field

Despite decades of progress, sexual double standards between men and women still persist. We lay out a path toward fucking egalitarianism. Once upon a time, women were expected to sleep with just one man over the course of a lifetime, and that was their lawfully wedded husband. Do you, Sally, take Billy’s dick to be...

Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming! Vol. 3

Greetings, humans! Are you ready for some humor that is truly not of this earth? Prepare for some close encounters of the hilarious kind, as we explore HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons and embark on a mission to make you laugh your ass off. Enjoy! “To hell with all the scientific tests. We just...

Bael

The targeted color bursts that punctuate Bael’s stark celebrations of nontraditional beauty telegraph both Patrick Nagel and Egon Schiele while inviting a deeper discussion that is anything but black and white. HUSTLER: What kind of art training do you have, and at what point did you know that this was something you wanted to pursue?...

The Future of Food

We live in an era of abundance and security unprecedented in human history, a true Golden Age. Despite the natural disasters, pandemics, wars and political calamities that have afflicted us in the last 100 years, we have achieved what was impossible in all the centuries preceding: food security for the vast majority of the world’s...

End Debt Ceiling Politics

As of press time, Congress has raised or revised the debt limit 78 times since 1960. Two-thirds of those times have been under Republican Presidents. When we were spending less, Congress would need to give its approval every time we borrowed money. But then World War I hit, and we were borrowing more and more...

Vigilance Trumps Vengeance

After 49 years of HUSTLER’s fight for free speech, our constitutional rights still hang by a thread. It’s early, but later than you think. The 2024 Presidential election is shaping up to be a rerun of 2020, when Democratic candidate Joe Biden narrowly defeated Republican strongman Donald Trump. A lot could change between now and...

Coco Lovelock

“When I want to feel sexy, I wear sexy lingerie. A girl with a matching bra and panty set is unstoppable! I use the bra as a top and pair it with jeans. I used to work at the sports bar Twin Peaks, and they had lingerie days. So I’d...

A city slicker pulled into a one-stoplight town…

A city slicker pulled into a one-stoplight town in the middle of Wyoming. The place seemed deserted apart from a guy sitting in a rocking chair at the front of the general store. “What do you folks do around here?” the city slicker asked. The local fella replied slowly, “We don’t do nothin’ but hunt...

A blowjob survey came up with…

A blowjob survey came up with the following findings: 5% of the men who took part liked how a blowjob looks, 20% liked the way a BJ feels, and the other 75% enjoyed the silence....

Patrick was walking through a park when he spotted an old lamp…

Patrick was walking through a park when he spotted an old lamp. He rubbed it, and the genie who appeared granted him three wishes. “To be honest,” Patrick said, “I can’t think of anything I really need.” “How about a million dollars?” the genie prompted. “Everyone could do with more money.” “Not me,” Patrick insisted....

Ms. Timmins was always trying to teach her students good manners…

Ms. Timmins was always trying to teach her students good manners. During one class she asked Michael, “If you were having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you had to relieve yourself?” Michael replied, “I’ll be back in a minute. I have to pee.” “That would be very impolite,”...

Sunday Funday: Lingerie Lovedolls 14

It’s that time once again; we’re celebrating hot HUSTLER Honeys all dolled up in their fancy, frilly underthings—and stripping out of them! Join us for a red-hot fashion show of crotch-swelling proportions! Barbie Brill Kiara Cole & Skye Blue Lilly Bella Alissa Foxy Jayla De Angelis Simon Kitty...

Go to Fucking Sleep!

Suffering from insomnia? Never mind the sleep aids at the pharmacy, we have a much sexier way for you to get some solid shut-eye… In the wee hours of the night, while the rest of the world is tucked away safe and sound, dreaming about roses and rainbows, there’s another group out there–men and women...

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