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Nick desperately wanted to quit smoking cigars, and his doctor recommended a specialist. Nick went to the guy, an M.D. who used unconventional aversion therapy with his patients. “When you go to bed at night,” the addiction doc advised, “take one of your cigars and stick it completely up your asshole. Then remove it, place...
Pilot to control…
“Pilot to control, requesting landing instructions…”...
RIP, Raquel
Remember that scene in Hannie Caulder (1971) where Raquel Welch shrinks her pants to fit her fabulous form? We do. Do we ever. For those unfamiliar with her work and complicated legacy, we are once again honored to draw deep from the well of film knowledge that is HOLLYWOOD HORROR MUSEUM (Twitter: @HorrorMuseum). No one...
Tales From the Clit! Sophia Locke
Welcome to our new, semi-regular feature where adult entertainment stars and creators share their dirtiest stories in excruciating detail. Up first is the cum-back kid herself, Sophia Locke, who remembers her first gangbang: “I was 22 and working at a barbeque restaurant with a Brazilian woman. It was her birthday, and they (she and her...
The Porn Workout
Burying the lede is an old journalism term that describes reporting in which a very, very important fact is buried way down toward the bottom of an article. “Mayor inaugurates new swing set! Oh, and someone’s baby was eaten alive by a pack of wild dogs during the ceremony. More on page A18.” It’s the...
The Speaker can’t take your call…
“The Speaker can’t take your call right now. He’s busy kissing MAGA ass.”...
Too Hot for Halftime
Was it the fire engine red breastplate? Help us out, FCC, because we’re still trying to figure out why Rihanna’s halftime show landed 103 viewer complaints. Maybe chalk it up to the Janet Jackson effect, and how one nipple has made it virtually impossible for any performer to ever meet the puritanical viewing standards of...
Harley Haze
“I took the traditional path of going to college and getting ‘good’ jobs, but that life was ho-hum boring. So I ventured into the world of camming, and I absolutely loved it. That led to my porn career. I take things day by day— I just focus on working hard....
Jessa Blue
“Every man who’s seen me in my birthday suit has encouraged me to be a nude model,” says Jessa Blue, 25, a “fearless, witty and fun-loving” denizen of Altoona, Pennsylvania. “One of my favorite pastimes is train watching, but I love getting butt naked and being watched even more. Wanting...
Foxy Over 50: XXX Male Edition
For these seasoned adult-industry woodsmen, age is no obstacle to maintaining a thriving porn career. With age comes experience, and in the world of XXX, that is invaluable. These sexy gents have stood the test of time and have been living out every man’s dream! Whether they’ve been in the industry for decades or started...
Hump-Day Special: Toe-Tasting Time!
Hey, it’s National Shrimp Day, and we’re here to help you work up an appetite! As a wise man once noted, there are many ways to enjoy shrimp—barbecued, boiled, broiled, baked, sauteed and so on—but when we go shrimping, we prefer them raw and attached to the foot of a beautiful woman! With that in...
Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor
Looking for some humor that will make you feel like you’ve died and gone to heaven? Join us as we head for the Pearly Gates and enjoy the best laughs that the afterlife has to offer—without the inconvenience of passing away, of course. “Fuck that!” “God, I hate to sound like an ungrateful asshole, but...
What’s Your Penis Lie?
New research has found that—shocker!—guys stretch the truth when it comes to their dong dimensions. But why? We size up the situation. In this day and age of divisiveness and quarrel, we are often reminded that all men are created equal—which may be a central tenet of the Declaration of Independence, but by some measurements,...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 4
Infidelity is no laughing matter—or is it? Join us as we take a look at the lighter side of adultery, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast collection of uproarious cartoons. You definitely won’t feel cheated! “Now, did you or did you not tell me to have a good day at the office when I left this morning?!”...
Saturday Special: Wet, Hot & Naked 5
Ready to clean up in a big—and very sexy—way? You’re in luck, because we’re hitting the showers to spend some quality time with bathing beauties as they get clean—and yet, also get delightfully dirty. Go ahead; let the sexiness wash over you. Alissa Foxy Evelyn Lory & Mili Jay Hot Showers My Step Mom Likes...
Casts, Sprains and Crutches—Oh, My!
Looking for a fetish that hurts so good? These babes excel at adding ecstasy to injury! If you’ve ever had a broken foot or an ankle sprain, it’s definitely no picnic. The pain, itchiness and overall helplessness sounds like the opposite of a good time, but there is actually a whole fetish dedicated to it!...
Porking Pet Peeves
Whether it’s painful back scratches or an overly sweaty partner, most people have that one thing that ticks them off during sex. Here’s how to get past the nuisances and get back to aggravation-free boning. There’s always someone doing something that drives us nuts, even in the bedroom. While there’s a load of sexual advice...
Mamma Mia!
Get ready for an X-rated Mother’s Day you’ll never forget. HUSTLER proudly presents…the Mom Squad. Fertile, fierce and very DTF. Bump jobs, belly expansion, pasta, creameries (we think this is an Australian creampie; our researchers are still looking into it): Nature’s greatest miracle is a potent playground of popular taboo pleasures. Sex workers who share...
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Ivy Augustine: Hair Trigger
Begone, foul razor! Let your fuzz run wild and free. HUSTLERMagazine.com brings you the second installment in its tribute to lady pubes, featuring cam model Ivy Augustine and her untamable jungle of love. On the topic of body hair and the immutable sexiness thereof, allow us to invoke the Bard himself (albeit slightly out of...
Throw Us Some Curves!
Never mind the stick-thin standard of female beauty that many people adhere to—join us as we sing the praises of full-figured women. There is a specific body type that is often expected of women in America if they are to be sexually desired: small. Yep, if ladies want to be oohed and ahhed at, many...
Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor Vol. 2
Looking for some jokes that will leave you on Cloud Nine? Rejoice; your prayers have been answered! We’re making a hilarious visit to the promised land, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast collection of outrageous cartoons. Go ahead; laugh your way to KIngdom Come! “Is it true what they say about a guy’s halo?” “And just to...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Haze
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Harley Haze, a bewitching brunet beauty who’s come a long way in expressing her sexuality since growing up as a shy kid in a “super strict” household. And what a wonderful journey it’s...
Sunday Funday: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 9
Brace yourselves, because we’re about to enter a touchy situation—in the best possible way! We’re back with another collection of HUSTLER Honeys putting their fingers to work and digging deep on a journey to ecstasy. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to get handsy with yourself while perusing these pussy-penetrating beauties. Jana Cova Evelyn Lory &...
From Farm to Fap
Food and sex are sometimes a tasty combination for couples, but some people include edible items in their solo sessions too. Beware, though; there are precautions to take when making love to a partner you picked up in the produce aisle. For centuries, couples have been using food to enhance their sex lives. World renowned...
