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Taking Liberty Vol. 2
Happy birthday, America! May we present to you the gift of humor? After all, the pursuit of happiness is best kicked off with a few good laughs—and if those laughs come from HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons, all the better! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installment of...
Think Pink
It’s no secret that Larry Flynt loved pussy—and we mean truly loved it. He had a pussy statue in his office, a 24-karat solid-gold pussy necklace, and he would sometimes joke that his favorite recreation involved having a pussy planted on his face while he recited the entire phone book. Check out the centerfold of...
“Man, this company really takes…
“Man, this company really takes its suggestions seriously!”...
“Damn, Larry! Awesome 49th Anniversary…
“Damn, Larry! Awesome 49th Anniversary Issue! Liz is doing a great job!”...
Men will love this…
“Men will love this…the HUSTLER Anniversary stamp!”...
They’re not for you….
“They’re not for you. They’re going to HUSTLER for their 49th Anniversary.”...
As you ordered, Madam…
“As you ordered, Madam…the Chef’s Surprise.”...
The Side Eyes: Born to Rock
Lead singer Astrid McDonald on growing up with rock-star parents, the secret to survival on the road and her band’s ferocious new album. Astrid McDonald was literally born into rock and roll. Her mom is Charlotte Caffey, guitarist for The Go-Go’s. Her dad is Jeff McDonald from Redd Kross. (Her uncle Steve also plays in...
90 Seconds to Midnight
Despite apocalyptic dangers, democratic nations must not cower to Putin’s “nuclear coercion” in Ukraine. “The clock is now ticking.” Those ominous words ended my July 2017 column headlined “2½ Minutes to Midnight.” At the time a new, dangerously unpredictable President had just been inaugurated, and the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists announced it had ticked...
Beaver of the Year Contest
Meet the 2023 Beaver of the Year winner and cast your vote for the uninhibited hottie who you think should take the title of Beaver of the Year next. Now’s your chance; make your voice heard! 2023 Beaver of the Year: Holly Hotwife ISSUE: July ’22 | AGE: 40 | HEIGHT: 5-10 “Being published in...
Saturday Special: Whoa, Canada!
We celebrate Canada Day by highlighting some of the hottest Honeys to come out of the Great White North. July 1 is Canada Day, which each year celebrates the date that the three separate colonies of the United Canadas, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick were merged to form the British Empire dominion known as Canada. ...
Friday Funnies: Chickening Out
Looking for some humor that’s really clucking funny? You’re in luck, because we’re getting all cooped up with some truly fowl humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go ahead; dip your beak into this! “Who came first, you or me?” “I’m sorry, Mrs. Cluck. There’s still a lot medical science doesn’t know...
This year we’re celebrating…
“This year we’re celebrating Trump’s indictment and HUSTLER’s Anniversary!”...
I never said I didn’t like sucking…
“I never said I didn’t like sucking dick. I said I didn’t like sucking your dick!”...
Saturday Special: Splashy Sirens
Hey, can you think of a better way to celebrate International Skinny Dip Day? Hey, it’s International Skinny Dip Day, and you know what that means–it’s time for women around the world to strip for a dip! Is there anything more refreshing than ditching the clothes and hitting the water for an au naturel swimming...
HUSTLER Classic: Better Loving Through Chemistry
Beakers, lab coats, periodic tables and scientific equations…not exactly a formula for a sexy time, right? But throw a hot, naked chick into the mix, and believe us—suddenly you’ll find yourself with a hard-on for science. Need proof? Look no further than the June ’06 HUSTLER pictorial “Brittney Skye: Body Chemistry.” Lensed by photographer Laurent...
You on the Pill, Man?
Thanks to modern science, a male birth control pill could soon be available. But will guys find it too much to swallow? The lead-up to sexual intimacy between a man and woman can be a real rollercoaster ride. One minute he’s nibbling on her ear, whispering some Keats-like poetry that every woman longs to hear...
Orgasmic Orgies
What are the joys and challenges of filming an orgy scene in XXX? We gathered some of our favorite performers for a group experience you won’t soon forget! Teamwork makes any job easier. Now imagine your job is to have sex with smoking-hot people, and teamwork really makes the dream work! An orgy is (usually)...
Hump-Day Special: Bald Is Beautiful 4
Summer is here, and we’re all going a little bit more bare to beat the heat these days. And what’s the ultimate in uncovered comfort? A hot, sweet pussy that’s been shorn of every last curl, in full, magnificent view for all to admire! No knock on bush, mind you—we love getting lost in the...
Pay Attention, Dummy!
Why your woman is likely to dump your ass for someone else—and how you can avoid it. Married men often have no freaking clue that their wives are on the prowl for some strange until it’s too late. Rest assured, there is some poor fool sitting on a barstool right now, drowning his sorrows because...
Elena Koshka
I decided to get into porn for three reasons: one, I adore sex; two, I wanted to make the most money in the shortest time; and three, I was divorced, and I was looking for fun, not love. I’m happy with my decision because I absolutely love what I do....
There are calls for you…
“There are calls for you to resign on phone lines 1 through 20.”...
“I’m sorry…the senator has stepped out of his office for three to five years with possible time off for good behavior.”
“I’m sorry…the senator has stepped out of his office for three to five years with possible time off for good behavior.”...
Saturday Special: Lickety Split Vol. 2
Pussy—it’s what’s for supper. And breakfast. And lunch. And brunch. And dessert. And, sure, a midnight snack too! As far as we’re concerned, you can never get your fill of sweet, juicy poon. So open wide and gorge yourself on this smorgasbord of snatch-lapping action. And when you’re done here, make sure to go for seconds...
Sunday Funday: A Piercing Glance
There’s no doubt about it—the female body is a work of art. And it’s an even more enchanting masterpiece when adorned with ornamental embellishments to enhance its inherent beauty. So let’s celebrate the pierced princesses who have graced HUSTLER’s pages. Go ahead; show your art appreciation! Romy Indy Cherry Hilson Agatha Vega Lulu Chu Jaye...
A XXX Summer Survival Guide
As we head toward the dog days, the temperature is definitely rising—and that won’t be the only thing rising as you read this naughty advice for beating the heat. In scientific terms, this summer is shaping up to be hotter than Satan’s habanero-scorched rectum. We love the sun, but it’s not easy being sexy when...
