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Simon Phillips: FUBAR and Beyond

Actor Simon Phillips talks about strippers fighting werewolves, spending a month in a HUSTLER Club and working with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the new Netflix series FUBAR. Simon Phillips has long been an actor in good company. In the past decade-plus, he has worked with everyone from Bruce Willis to Wayne Newton to Mark Hamill, Robert...

Alissa Foxy

“I’m 21, but I can’t say that I’m a grown-up yet. As I travel, I constantly change and discover more about myself and the world. What doesn’t change is my positive attitude, even in times like this, when my home city Kyiv and much of Ukraine is suffering from unjustified...

Fanny Limones

“I am really excited to be elected Beaver of the Year. I am taking my modeling career to the next level, and this is a huge step. To me, HUSTLER Magazine means the freedom to show our naked beauty to the world. It means I’m succeeding at what I do!...

Delilah Day

“I was shy when I was younger, but moving from the South to Los Angeles really helped me to break out of my shell. I was raised religious, and the only sex worker I was exposed to was in the Bible: Delilah, who cut Samson’s hair and took all of...

Nautica

“I’m not a gold digger,” Nautica winks. “I just believe in the gold standard, especially when it’s between my legs.” The exotic beauty slides the gleaming phallus past her nether lips and explains, “This pussy is priceless; it deserves the best. Now all I need is a pearl necklace—from a...

Jayla De Angelis

“I’m always active on the weekends, traveling to different cities and countries or barbecuing with friends. I’m self-reliant, creative and curious about the world. Besides traveling, I love to read. I read tons of books, mainly thrillers and books on psychology. “I used to tell people I was bisexual, because...

Simon Kitty

“I have two sisters and two brothers, and in ten years I want to take care of them and our mother, the best mom on the planet! I’m very family-oriented. Last year I took a trip with my sisters, and we went to Ibiza. This was their first vacation and...

Jessica Ryan & Haley Spades

“When I was in high school, I was a good girl. I had one boyfriend, and I mostly hung out with him and his pals. But he was happy living a country life, and I dreamed of moving to a big city. Once I turned 18, I took the stage...

Amy Douxxx

“Of course I watch porn. I watch everything. Sometimes I just scroll till I find something interesting or strange. Hell, as long as it’s consensual, any type of sex is cool by me. Be sex positive and free! “I’m currently a university student, so that means study, study, study. But...

Dick Dangle: Porn Podcaster Par Excellence

Meet Dick Dangle, who gives listeners an intimate glimpse into the XXX world with the passion of a true fan (and he has the spooge rag to prove it)… He’s the hero porn deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our...

Romi Rain

“Role-playing is a way to tap into a different side of yourself. It automatically makes an experience as erotic as it can be. You can act any way you want, and a naughty outfit just makes everything sexier. I think men should surprise their women with a role-play scene. Men...

Sex Work and Spirituality

Religion and spirituality are staples in many people’s daily lives, providing comfort, guidance and a sense of something larger than ourselves. Sadly, there is an ill-conceived notion held by some people that sex workers are not allowed to walk in faith, practice spirituality or be a part of organized religion.  I had the pleasure of...

Kenzi Foxx

“I enjoy being nude,” professes Kenzi Foxx, a personal trainer and content creator from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. “The photos clearly capture that I’m still very comfortable with showing off my body. I’m proud of how I look at 53.” Determined to “get the most out of life,” the 5-foot-6 Sunshine...

Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 5

Belly up to the bar, gang—it’s Friday, and we’re making Happy Hour extra-jovial this week with a collection of intoxicating humor from HUSTLER’s vast arsenal of outrageous cartoons. Bottoms up!  “I’d rather have a little Biden inflation than a whole lotta Trump everything else.”...

Saturday Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. 6

Leg men, rejoice! It’s time for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys showing off their gorgeous gams, shapely stems and prick-stiffening pins. What are you waiting for? Dive in!  Alissa Foxy Laura Desirée Romy Indy Vanessa Angel Alyssa Bounty Chloe Temple...

Sunday Funday: Busty Blond Beavers 2

Hey, it’s Sunday—a time to kick back, relax and enjoy yourself. And what’s more enjoyable than the sight of big, billowing boobs, attached to lovely girl-next-door types? With that in mind, we dug through HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt section to bring you a busty blond blowout for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! And when you’re done...

How Many Licks?

We tackle the age-old question of just how long you should be spending downtown before moving on to the main fucking act. When we were young and impressionable young whippersnappers with hardly any pubes on our balls, the television told us that it takes precisely three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie...

The Incredible Shrinking Manhood

Bad news, guys; hair isn’t the only thing you might lose as you get older. Yes, we’re talking about your dong size, but don’t worry—we have some advice on how to stay hung even when you’re not young. Life plays many cruel jokes on a man over the span of his time on this planet...

Friday Funnies: Clowning on Counseling Vol. 3

Marital discord isn’t funny—it’s hilarious! Don’t believe us? Join us in the marriage counselor’s office for a gut-busting look at relationships in distress, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast arsenal of hilarious cartoons! “I swear to God, if I ever treated my wife as an object, it was a small bus.” “In my professional opinion, a relationship...

Tasha Reign: Princess Turned Porn Star

The veteran adult-industry performer opens up about her XXX life in a new memoir. Tasha Reign has been a staple in the adult industry for years and has ruled the porn kingdom with dignity and grace—and has looked smoking-hot while doing so!  I had the wonderful privilege of interviewing Tasha about her upcoming memoir From...

HUSTLER’s Swimsuit Special

Nothing says July like a barely there bikini. But with HUSTLER’s swimsuit models, the bikini is just the start. The season truly begins to sizzle as our Honeys peel those tantalizing strings from their bodies and turn the temperature up to about a thousand. Ah, yes, now it’s summer. Trinity Starlight Delilah Blue Chloe Amour...

Alt Rocks!

Inked, pierced and modded to the max, alternative adult performers and creators are so much more than the sum of their sleeves and ear gauges. They celebrate beauty born of rebellion and forged in the fires of blessed nonconformity. From industry edge-dweller to walking the red carpet, alt models today are making their own success...

Demand Gun Reform!

A GOP supermajority in Tennessee recently ousted two young Black lawmakers, Justin Jones and Justin Pearson, for “violating the House’s decorum.” Their “crime”? Protesting from the House floor and calling for gun law reforms following a deadly school shooting in Nashville. According to the Gun Violence Archive, more than 11,500 people died from gun violence...

Kat Chase & Kimora Quin

“One piece of sexual advice that I wish someone had told me sooner: Do not be afraid to ask for what you want. I’ve always been a sexual person, and I like to explore kink and domination. I love, love, love watching porn, especially rough and messy sex. I personally...

Where the Wild Things Are

Let’s face it, times are changing. And while there is no shortage of films to get excited about today, occasionally we find ourselves longing for the cinema of yesteryear—a time when morals were loose and R-rated blockbusters at an all-time high. For peak sleaze, nothing beats the ’90s. There are many contenders for the crown,...

Cat Daddy

Cat dads are having a moment. Maybe it’s a byproduct of the current obsession with zaddies (e.g., Pedro Pascal), but however you slice it, apparently we cannot get enough of men who love and dote on their little fur babies. And where are all of those purr-fect dads hiding? According to a recent survey (Nielsen...

The Greatest Show on Earth

Grab your sunscreen, ear plugs and as many condoms as you can carry, because summer festival season is in full swing! Whether you’re a Bonnaroo guy or an Electric Daisy Carnival gal (or nonbinary Pitchfork Fest nerd), there is literally something for everyone who enjoys intimate outdoor shows with 10,000 of their closest friends. And...

Decriminalize Now!

On March 1, 2023, 90 sex workers and advocates gathered at the state capital in Albany, New York, to lobby for SVSTA (Stop Violence in the Sex Trades Act), a bill to fully decriminalize sex work in the state of New York. DecrimNY, a coalition of 30+ sex worker-led organizations, marshaled the event. “Comprehensive decriminalization...

The Horror, the Horror!

Nothing captures the dread, fear and anxiety of an era like horror. And in 2023, we find ourselves smack dab in the middle of a horror renaissance, with a veritable tsunami of envelope-pushing terror to choose from—both on the big screen and streaming platforms. It’s an all-you-can-eat buffet of gory goodness, and Zoë—aka The Queen...

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