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Tales From The Clit 2: Kazumi

In our second installment, adult entertainment legend-in-the-making Kazumi digs deep for a golden yarn of delightful degradation she dubs, “Urine My Heart.” “I love being an indie creator. I get to think up weird, fucked-up shit, fulfill my gross fantasies, and then if I do a good job, people pay for it and jack off...

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Asshole of the Month: Asa Hutchinson

As the Great Orange Doofus continued fighting his never-ending legal problems (indicted on 34 felony counts by Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg in April), a cavalcade of ambitious Republican hopefuls sniffed blood in the water and entered the race for the 2024 Presidential nomination. It’s a new parade of clown cars, ranging from the ridiculous and...

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Zerella Skies

“Before I joined the porn industry, I wasn’t really fucking that much. I was mostly just sucking. I’ve got amazing blowjob skills, and I really, really love sucking cock. I even have signature moves: the Z slurp and the dragon throat. The Z slurp is a trick where I can...

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Alex Valentine

“I’m very comfortable with my body, and I love to show it off,” professes Alex Valentine, 24, a “confident, ambitious and quirky” exotic dancer from Chesapeake, Virginia. “I’ve been wanting to add HUSTLER to my modeling portfolio for quite some time.” The 5-foot-4 rock and metal fan continues, “I’m always...

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Inside a Commercial Dungeon

Before I became a sex coach, I worked as a professional submissive at a commercial BDSM dungeon in Los Angeles. In business since the 1980s and decorated in what can best be described as “gothic grandma meets kinky antique shop,” it provided fantasy fulfillment by way of private sessions with subs, dommes and switches. When...

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Barbie Brill

“My friends say I’m loving and crazy. I’d say I’m pretty crazy too, but you know, in a good way. I like pole-dancing, drawing, cooking and redesigning my apartment almost every month. And I could eat pasta all day every day. “My best date ever was just going out for...

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Brittney Skye

Looking at this luscious California chick, you might think we created her in a genetic laboratory. Just look at this creature! With piercing green eyes, a tight little body and jutting 32DD breasts, she’s the picture of perfection. You might think that Brittney Skye is a dream, and she is—a...

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Gigi Gates

“I wished to appear in HUSTLER because I’ve always admired the women who pose for it,” says Gigi Gates, 22, a “talkative and witty” bartender from Atlantic City, New Jersey. “I grew up watching The Girls Next Door, and I always said, ‘I’m gonna be like one of those chicks.’...

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Viks Angel

“I feel extra-sexy when I’m posing nude,” proclaims Viks Angel, 25. “I wish to make your readers so wildly excited when they see me that they can think of nothing else but to own me.” Relocating to Prague, Czechia, has given the 5-foot-5 Ukrainian cutie an opportunity to make a...

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Barely Legal #193: My New Job

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Dirty Little Schoolgirl Stories Vol. 11

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Petite Freaks

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Crazy Fucking Teen Maids 2

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HUSTLER Classic: Stay Gold

As the old proverb says, all that glitters is not gold. A gleaming, pink pussy paired with a shiny, gilded dildo, however? That’s a combination that’s worth its weight in bullion. Case in point: the classic September ’04 pictorial “Nautica: Goldmember.” Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the photo-spread featured an exotic beauty who understood just...

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Sunday Funday: Dildo Darlings 9

No boners? No biggie! These babes don’t need a hard-on to get their fill of fun; they just crack open the toy chest and get to work with their favorite faux phalluses. Go ahead, enjoy! They certainly are… Amy Douxxx Nautica Abella Danger Romi Rain & Cherie DeVille Anny Aurora Hannah Harper Cadey Mercury Athena...

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When the Sex Goes on Too Long

Yes, believe it or not, it is possible to do too much boning. Here’s why it’s important to screw smarter, not harder (but still plenty hard, too). Men often feel they have to be Olympic, gold medal-winning lovers to meet the demands of modern women. After all, long gone are the days when a guy...

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Skye Blue

“My zodiac sign is Cancer. I’m overemotional sometimes, but also passionate, caring and creative. I love doing anything artistic, like painting and creating abstract art. I moved to New York City to pursue fashion design, but I ended up modeling. No regrets. I’ve learned a lot from being on set,...

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Beach Boner Bingo

Sometimes it’s not such a bad idea to bury your head in the sand. We mean it in the most literal sense possible, of course, lest you want to find yourself being escorted off of Haulover Beach in Florida for not observing proper boner etiquette. Considered one of the most popular nudist destinations in all...

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Mike Peters: A Great Leap Forward

The lead singer and main songwriter for The Alarm emerges from a leukemia battle with a new album, Forwards. Mike Peters has never had time to look back. As the lead singer and main songwriter of The Alarm, he led the Welsh unit through a decade of hits in the 1980s that included: “Sixty Eight...

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Sunday Funday: Girls on Girls 2

Nothing beats a hot, naked chick—unless it’s two hot, naked chicks getting busy with each other! So join us as we celebrate the glorious sight of beautiful HUSTLER Honeys pairing up and getting down. Enjoy! Serene Siren & Marykate Moss Harley Haze & Havana Bleu Ryan Keely & Vina Sky Val Dodds & Kylie Le...

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Jessica Ryan

“I used to think porn was only big-titted blondes with plastic surgery up the wazoo. When I got into the industry, I saw that there’s a lot of porn—something for everything. I realized it’s okay for me to watch really filthy shit. Before, I’d hide in my bedroom, type stuff...

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Penciling in the Porking

Sure, everyone loves the idea of a spontaneous boning session, but in these modern, hectic times, scheduled sex isn’t just an enjoyable alternative—it just might be a necessity. In the minds of most horndogs—at least those romanced into a googly-eyed stupor by the illusions shoved down their throats on their favorite streaming channel—sex is supposed...

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“There’s no monster under your bed, son. It’s in my bed!”

“There’s no monster under your bed, son. It’s in my bed!”...

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Friday Funnies: Just Beachy Vol. 2

Summer’s finally here again, and you know what that means—time to hit the beach! And while there’s always plenty of fun to be had among the sun and sand, we’re bringing an extra dose of hilarity, courtesy of HUSTLER’s archive of uproarious cartoons. Enjoy! “My personal ad said I liked long walks on the beach!”...