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Mudhoney: Godfathers of Grunge

Mudhoney guitarist Steve Turner discusses his new memoir, his band’s longevity and that time he was approached about joining Nirvana. To call guitarist Steve Turner a Godfather of Grunge might be a bit of an understatement. Turner was one of the founding members of Green River, a band that spawned Mother Love Bone, Pearl Jam,...
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Leveling the Laying Field

Despite decades of progress, sexual double standards between men and women still persist. We lay out a path toward fucking egalitarianism. Once upon a time, women were expected to sleep with just one man over the course of a lifetime, and that was their lawfully wedded husband. Do you, Sally, take Billy’s dick to be...
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Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming! Vol. 3

Greetings, humans! Are you ready for some humor that is truly not of this earth? Prepare for some close encounters of the hilarious kind, as we explore HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons and embark on a mission to make you laugh your ass off. Enjoy! “To hell with all the scientific tests. We just...
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Bael

The targeted color bursts that punctuate Bael’s stark celebrations of nontraditional beauty telegraph both Patrick Nagel and Egon Schiele while inviting a deeper discussion that is anything but black and white. HUSTLER: What kind of art training do you have, and at what point did you know that this was something you wanted to pursue?...
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The Future of Food

We live in an era of abundance and security unprecedented in human history, a true Golden Age. Despite the natural disasters, pandemics, wars and political calamities that have afflicted us in the last 100 years, we have achieved what was impossible in all the centuries preceding: food security for the vast majority of the world’s...
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End Debt Ceiling Politics

As of press time, Congress has raised or revised the debt limit 78 times since 1960. Two-thirds of those times have been under Republican Presidents. When we were spending less, Congress would need to give its approval every time we borrowed money. But then World War I hit, and we were borrowing more and more...
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Vigilance Trumps Vengeance

After 49 years of HUSTLER’s fight for free speech, our constitutional rights still hang by a thread. It’s early, but later than you think. The 2024 Presidential election is shaping up to be a rerun of 2020, when Democratic candidate Joe Biden narrowly defeated Republican strongman Donald Trump. A lot could change between now and...
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Coco Lovelock

“When I want to feel sexy, I wear sexy lingerie. A girl with a matching bra and panty set is unstoppable! I use the bra as a top and pair it with jeans. I used to work at the sports bar Twin Peaks, and they had lingerie days. So I’d...
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A city slicker pulled into a one-stoplight town…

A city slicker pulled into a one-stoplight town in the middle of Wyoming. The place seemed deserted apart from a guy sitting in a rocking chair at the front of the general store. “What do you folks do around here?” the city slicker asked. The local fella replied slowly, “We don’t do nothin’ but hunt...
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A blowjob survey came up with…

A blowjob survey came up with the following findings: 5% of the men who took part liked how a blowjob looks, 20% liked the way a BJ feels, and the other 75% enjoyed the silence....
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Patrick was walking through a park when he spotted an old lamp…

Patrick was walking through a park when he spotted an old lamp. He rubbed it, and the genie who appeared granted him three wishes. “To be honest,” Patrick said, “I can’t think of anything I really need.” “How about a million dollars?” the genie prompted. “Everyone could do with more money.” “Not me,” Patrick insisted....
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Ms. Timmins was always trying to teach her students good manners…

Ms. Timmins was always trying to teach her students good manners. During one class she asked Michael, “If you were having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you had to relieve yourself?” Michael replied, “I’ll be back in a minute. I have to pee.” “That would be very impolite,”...
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Sunday Funday: Lingerie Lovedolls 14

It’s that time once again; we’re celebrating hot HUSTLER Honeys all dolled up in their fancy, frilly underthings—and stripping out of them! Join us for a red-hot fashion show of crotch-swelling proportions! Barbie Brill Kiara Cole & Skye Blue Lilly Bella Alissa Foxy Jayla De Angelis Simon Kitty...
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Go to Fucking Sleep!

Suffering from insomnia? Never mind the sleep aids at the pharmacy, we have a much sexier way for you to get some solid shut-eye… In the wee hours of the night, while the rest of the world is tucked away safe and sound, dreaming about roses and rainbows, there’s another group out there–men and women...
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Taking Liberty Vol. 2

Happy birthday, America! May we present to you the gift of humor? After all, the pursuit of happiness is best kicked off with a few good laughs—and if those laughs come from HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons, all the better! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installment of...
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Think Pink

It’s no secret that Larry Flynt loved pussy—and we mean truly loved it. He had a pussy statue in his office, a 24-karat solid-gold pussy necklace, and he would sometimes joke that his favorite recreation involved having a pussy planted on his face while he recited the entire phone book. Check out the centerfold of...
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XXX Spirit Animals

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers tell us all about the beasts that lurk inside of them. You’ve probably heard the term “spirit animal.” If you’re unfamiliar, it is usually a metaphor (often hilarious) for an animal or even an object a person relates to or admires. If you love sleeping and relaxing, a sloth...
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The Side Eyes: Born to Rock

Lead singer Astrid McDonald on growing up with rock-star parents, the secret to survival on the road and her band’s ferocious new album. Astrid McDonald was literally born into rock and roll. Her mom is Charlotte Caffey, guitarist for The Go-Go’s. Her dad is Jeff McDonald from Redd Kross. (Her uncle Steve also plays in...
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90 Seconds to Midnight

Despite apocalyptic dangers, democratic nations must not cower to Putin’s “nuclear coercion” in Ukraine. “The clock is now ticking.” Those ominous words ended my July 2017 column headlined “2½ Minutes to Midnight.” At the time a new, dangerously unpredictable President had just been inaugurated, and the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists announced it had ticked...
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Beaver of the Year Contest

Meet the 2023 Beaver of the Year winner and cast your vote for the uninhibited hottie who you think should take the title of Beaver of the Year next. Now’s your chance; make your voice heard! 2023 Beaver of the Year: Holly Hotwife ISSUE: July ’22 | AGE: 40 | HEIGHT: 5-10 “Being published in...

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