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HUSTLER Classic: A Shaving Grace

As any connoisseur of quality cinema will tell you, the Barbershop film series is immensely entertaining, though it lacked one crucial element that could have put it over the top: a pair of hot chicks stripping down and getting freaky with shaving cream and a strap-on dildo.  Fortunately, the September ’05 HUSTLER filled this void...

The Old College Lie

With another school year upon us, we offer a lesson that bears repeating: No, you and your sweetheart probably will not be faithful to each other while you’re away at college, no matter what you tell each other. The same thing happens during the lead-up to every school year. A slew of young couples–perhaps high...

Filter: Fighting the Algorithm

Richard Patrick opens up about his car crash fixation, how Larry Flynt helped him through puberty, the shifting meaning of his songs and his band’s new album, The Algorithm. Richard Patrick is the man behind Filter, the band best known for their 1990s rock radio anthems “Hey Man Nice Shot” and “Take a Picture.”  The...

Karlie Montana

My life motto is, live and love with no limits. Always take risks. Stay open and nonjudgmental. I like to try new things and new food—especially when I’m high. But I’m not into the stoner stereotype of being lazy and unmotivated. I work hard, and I want my friends to...

Breast in Show II

It’s National No Bra Day—an annual event created to raise breast cancer awareness. Which is a very noble and important cause indeed, but that doesn’t mean we can’t also use the occasion to celebrate the grandeur and glory of beautiful breasts, freed from the constraints of their brassieres to bring light and joy to us...

Sexy Sneezes

Grab a tissue—we’re about to get seriously snotty as we go deep into the world of sneeze fetishism! Colds and allergies can make anyone miserable. Sneezing onslaughts can be annoying—but did you know they can also be sexy? Sneezing and nose-blowing content is a growing niche in XXX.  I spoke to four sneezy sirens who...

Silicone Surrogates: The Evolution of Sex Dolls

With increasingly realistic features and even AI capabilities, sex dolls have come a long way from the blow-up novelties of yore. But will improved technology translate into a more enriching experience for users? We explore the implications of advanced humanoid sex partners. Sex dolls have come a long way. From the early days of rudimentary...

Friday Funnies: Full Coarse Humor

Got a hankering for a few good laughs? We’re serving up the belly laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go ahead, get your fill! “The food here is terrible…but the service really sucks!” “As you ordered, Madam…the Chef’s Surprise.” “Just where the hell is our waitress?” “I see. I take it that...

Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 10

Prepare yourself; we’re about to go knuckles-deep into a probing exploration of some of our favorite Honeys as they lovingly get in touch with themselves and each other. Enjoy the sticky-fingered spectacle!  Eyla Moore Alexis Ford Krystal Steal & McKenzie Lee Kiara Cole & Skye Blue  Amy Douxxx Sabrina Maree Loni Evans Karlie Montana...

Sunday Funday: Butt’s Happening! 9

August is National Peach Month, and though it’s nearly over, we weren’t going to let the occasion pass without serving up a mouthwatering bushel of sweet, juicy rear ends, attached to some of HUSTLER’s most booty-licious Honeys. Bottoms up! Dani Daniels Eyla Moore Jenny Wild Barbie Brill Kylie Rocket Alissa Foxy Jayla De Angelis Vanessa...

Hot Body, Bad Sex?

Why it’s a big mistake to assume that a fit, attractive partner will automatically translate into a superior sexual experience. Everyone is out there trying to fuck well above their grade. It’s the reason so many average-looking people have celebrity crushes, while they have a beer-bellied mutant sleeping in their bed. If they could snag...

50 Questions: Tasha Reign

Round 2 of our new semi-regular series “50 Questions” goes to Tasha Reign, one of porn’s most prolific and popular performers. Find out what her least favorite sex position is, most ridiculous porn fact, favorite Olympic sport and so much more. Read on, and discover why Tasha will always reign supreme! HUSTLER: You have just...

Equal Rights for All!

The ACLU is currently tracking 491 anti-LGBTQ bills in the U.S. Twice the number of such bills have been introduced so far this year as were introduced in all of 2022—and ten times as many as just five years ago, in 2018. Included are bills to ban access to gender-affirming healthcare for transgender youth, legislation...

Katie Kush

“I absolutely live for adventure. I find myself surrounded by like-minded friends, and we’ll do everything, from rock-climbing in Nevada to zip-lining and cave-jumping in Mexico or the Dominican Republic—and we’ll travel everywhere. I like trying new activities and food, and I hike and paddle-board. Adventure is my favorite thing....

Stripper Karaoke

June’s unseasonably cool, cloudy weather was perfect for hauling a stripper pole through the streets of Burbank. After a year of picketing Star Garden, Equity Strippers NoHo knew the power of the ol’ razzle-dazzle. They were setting up one of their picket line party atmosphere staples—stripper karaoke—in support of the striking Writers Guild of America...

Student Bodies

Growing up, the arrival of September was synonymous with one thing: school… and the fresh promise of horrific humiliation that haunts us all the way to the grave. Sorry to project, but adolescence is hell. You know what’s not hell, though? The therapeutic release of kink and roleplay. Fantasies unfulfilled, unrequited love, age-inappropriate crushes—we can...

Tales From the Clit 4: Connie Perignon

For the fourth installment of our dirty storyteller’s series, Taboo Magazine model (May/June 2023) and curvaceous inked queen Connie Perignon shares a shocking tale of cuckoldry: “People know me for always having insane stories, but the craziest ones often have nothing to do with my job and are merely a consequence of me being an...

Happy Birthday, Barely Legal!

As the HUSTLER squad continues to pick up the pieces after a raucous 49th Anniversary (50 is going to be nuts), we would be remiss not to stop and fete our sexy “stepsister” publication (hehehe) Barely Legal for 30 years of the cutest cuties on planet Earth. Happy birthday, baby! Kudos go to Executive Editor...

Sexxx Education

They say follow your dreams, but what if your dream is to watch porn all the time? Granted, the pay isn’t great, but the subject matter never ceases to amaze. So if XXX truly is your passion, then why not expand your acumen beyond the mere act of consumption? Because knowledge, dear gooner, is power....

My First DP

Do not adjust your screens. Yes, you’re seeing double. No, you’re not having a stroke…yet. It’s your favorite song, the sun on your face and a dopamine sundae all rolled into one: Double-penetration sex is just so deliciously, decadently extra. In this special feature, HUSTLER celebrates the superhuman porn deities whose sublime tradecraft is a...

Vicky Harding

HUSTLER CLASSIC SEPTEMBER 2005 A native New Yorker, Vicky is a theater major who wants to be an actress/model. The smoking-hot 18-year-old posed for a hip-hop clothing line, then met a photographer who took some Polaroids of her and passed them on to HUSTLER. The budding thespian says her worst...

Elle Lee

“When I got into the adult industry, I just applied online, like a regular job. At the time I was working as a stripper. I figured porn would be a good way to earn more and build a brand. Plus, I already was a porn fan. Some of my favorite...

Aubree Valentine

“I grew up in Utah, and no, I’m not Mormon. I get asked that a lot! My family is really supportive, and they know I do porn. The people in my hometown know about my career too, and no one is surprised. Let’s just say, I had some fun in...

Numi Zarah

“I’ve shopped at HUSTLER stores since I was 19. That’s when I first began sex work. I started with being a dominatrix, and I fell in love with the store. When I got the opportunity to be in the magazine, I was stoked! I hear HUSTLER Magazine and think about...

Cori Ann

“For the past year I’ve tried to attain the utmost self-confidence and self-love by modeling online,” declares Cori Ann, 25, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. “But being photographed for a major magazine was my ultimate goal.” The 5-foot-4 newcomer adds, “I’m a creative weirdo who is passionate about sharing my life experiences...

Sally S.

“I strongly believe that a woman’s age should not define her beauty,” says Sally S., a “quirky, avant garde homebody” from Ocean, New Jersey. “So at 53 I was curious to see if I could be accepted into one of the premier adult magazines out there. I love showing off,...

Bree Brooks

“Being naked is empowering and freeing,” professes Bree Brooks, 32, a medical laboratory technician and personal trainer from Woodstock, Ontario, Canada. “I must say that getting to show myself off in a legendary magazine like HUSTLER is incredibly exciting and truly an honor.” The 5-foot-7 skin-mag rookie goes on to...

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