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The Side Eyes: Born to Rock

Lead singer Astrid McDonald on growing up with rock-star parents, the secret to survival on the road and her band’s ferocious new album. Astrid McDonald was literally born into rock and roll. Her mom is Charlotte Caffey, guitarist for The Go-Go’s. Her dad is Jeff McDonald from Redd Kross. (Her uncle Steve also plays in...

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90 Seconds to Midnight

Despite apocalyptic dangers, democratic nations must not cower to Putin’s “nuclear coercion” in Ukraine. “The clock is now ticking.” Those ominous words ended my July 2017 column headlined “2½ Minutes to Midnight.” At the time a new, dangerously unpredictable President had just been inaugurated, and the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists announced it had ticked...

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Beaver of the Year Contest

Meet the 2023 Beaver of the Year winner and cast your vote for the uninhibited hottie who you think should take the title of Beaver of the Year next. Now’s your chance; make your voice heard! 2023 Beaver of the Year: Holly Hotwife ISSUE: July ’22 | AGE: 40 | HEIGHT: 5-10 “Being published in...

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Saturday Special: Whoa, Canada!

We celebrate Canada Day by highlighting some of the hottest Honeys to come out of the Great White North. July 1 is Canada Day, which each year celebrates the date that the three separate colonies of the United Canadas, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick were merged to form the British Empire dominion known as Canada. ...

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Friday Funnies: Chickening Out

Looking for some humor that’s really clucking funny? You’re in luck, because we’re getting all cooped up with some truly fowl humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go ahead; dip your beak into this! “Who came first, you or me?” “I’m sorry, Mrs. Cluck. There’s still a lot medical science doesn’t know...

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This year we’re celebrating…

“This year we’re celebrating Trump’s indictment and HUSTLER’s Anniversary!”...

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I never said I didn’t like sucking…

“I never said I didn’t like sucking dick. I said I didn’t like sucking your dick!”...

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Saturday Special: Splashy Sirens

Hey, can you think of a better way to celebrate International Skinny Dip Day? Hey, it’s International Skinny Dip Day, and you know what that means–it’s time for women around the world to strip for a dip! Is there anything more refreshing than ditching the clothes and hitting the water for an au naturel swimming...

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HUSTLER Classic: Better Loving Through Chemistry

Beakers, lab coats, periodic tables and scientific equations…not exactly a formula for a sexy time, right? But throw a hot, naked chick into the mix, and believe us—suddenly you’ll find yourself with a hard-on for science. Need proof? Look no further than the June ’06 HUSTLER pictorial “Brittney Skye: Body Chemistry.” Lensed by photographer Laurent...

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You on the Pill, Man?

Thanks to modern science, a male birth control pill could soon be available. But will guys find it too much to swallow? The lead-up to sexual intimacy between a man and woman can be a real rollercoaster ride. One minute he’s nibbling on her ear, whispering some Keats-like poetry that every woman longs to hear...

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Orgasmic Orgies

What are the joys and challenges of filming an orgy scene in XXX? We gathered some of our favorite performers for a group experience you won’t soon forget! Teamwork makes any job easier. Now imagine your job is to have sex with smoking-hot people, and teamwork really makes the dream work! An orgy is (usually)...

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Hump-Day Special: Bald Is Beautiful 4

Summer is here, and we’re all going a little bit more bare to beat the heat these days. And what’s the ultimate in uncovered comfort? A hot, sweet pussy that’s been shorn of every last curl, in full, magnificent view for all to admire! No knock on bush, mind you—we love getting lost in the...

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Pay Attention, Dummy!

Why your woman is likely to dump your ass for someone else—and how you can avoid it. Married men often have no freaking clue that their wives are on the prowl for some strange until it’s too late. Rest assured, there is some poor fool sitting on a barstool right now, drowning his sorrows because...

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Elena Koshka

I decided to get into porn for three reasons: one, I adore sex; two, I wanted to make the most money in the shortest time; and three, I was divorced, and I was looking for fun, not love. I’m happy with my decision because I absolutely love what I do....

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There are calls for you…

“There are calls for you to resign on phone lines 1 through 20.”...

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“I’m sorry…the senator has stepped out of his office for three to five years with possible time off for good behavior.”

“I’m sorry…the senator has stepped out of his office for three to five years with possible time off for good behavior.”...

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Saturday Special: Lickety Split Vol. 2

Pussy—it’s what’s for supper. And breakfast. And lunch. And brunch. And dessert. And, sure, a midnight snack too! As far as we’re concerned, you can never get your fill of sweet, juicy poon. So open wide and gorge yourself on this smorgasbord of snatch-lapping action. And when you’re done here, make sure to go for seconds...

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Sunday Funday: A Piercing Glance

There’s no doubt about it—the female body is a work of art. And it’s an even more enchanting masterpiece when adorned with ornamental embellishments to enhance its inherent beauty. So let’s celebrate the pierced princesses who have graced HUSTLER’s pages. Go ahead; show your art appreciation! Romy Indy Cherry Hilson Agatha Vega Lulu Chu Jaye...

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A XXX Summer Survival Guide

As we head toward the dog days, the temperature is definitely rising—and that won’t be the only thing rising as you read this naughty advice for beating the heat. In scientific terms, this summer is shaping up to be hotter than Satan’s habanero-scorched rectum. We love the sun, but it’s not easy being sexy when...

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The 411 on SPH

Welcome to the world of small penis humiliation, the kink where big thrills come from making fun of tiny packages. If you’ve ever scrolled through a clip site or been in a webcam chat room, you may have come across the acronym SPH—short for Small Penis Humiliation. While that may sound like a nightmare for...

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Busty Brunette Bonanza Part 6

Breast fans, rejoice—we have some big things coming your way! We’re taking you to the top of Mammary Mountain to enjoy quality time with some of HUSTLER’s hottest dark-haired, chesty Honeys. Go ahead, dive in! Angela White Numi Zarah Emily Parker Aryana Augustine Sofi Ryan Danica Dillon Raven Rockette...

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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 7

There are so many things to love about a parade. The pageantry! The spectacle! The seemingly endless procession of warm, wet, wide-open pussy! Wait, what? That’s right—we’re bringing you an eye-popping display of pink, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Enjoy the show! Barbie Brill Nautica Jana Cova Jessica Lockwood Mia Huffman Anne Barlett...

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Glamour Cocks

Thinking of sending a dick pic to that woman you’re interested in? First off, get her permission first! Secondly, put some effort into it! We present a handy guide to becoming the Ansel Adams of schlong-centric selfies. According to research, roughly 50% of women have received a dick pic—which makes sense, considering the same research...

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You think I’m a lousy politician? Ha! I think you’re lousy voters!

“You think I’m a lousy politician? Ha! I think you’re lousy voters!”...

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Friday Funnies: D.C. Dunces Vol. 2

Need a chuckle today? We have a capital idea! The nation’s capital, specifically. We’re heading to Washington, D.C.—via HUSTLER’s vast collection of outrageous cartoons—to have a few good laughs at the expense of our so-called leaders. Enjoy! “There are calls for you to resign on phone lines 1 through 20.” “The Speaker can’t take your...

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Saturday Special: Titty-Tasting Time! 2

Feeling hungry? Well, belly up to the breast buffet, because we’re about to satisfy your appetite in a big way with a smorgasbord of nipple-nibbling, knocker-noshing fun, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s most succulent Honeys. Enjoy, because we’re putting the “tit” in “bon appetit”! And if you’re still hungry for seconds after this, dive into...

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Sunday Funday: Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 7

Brace yourselves, breast men! We’re going tits-up–and down, and all around–with another crotch-rousing collection of dark-haired, chesty HUSTLER Honeys. Prepare for mounds of fun! Simon Kitty Ella Knox Jade Baker Scarlett Alexis Annie Louise Bordeaux Addi Lee Samantha...

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Wet and Wild: XXX Pool Sex

We dive in deep with three aquatically inclined adult artists to explore what it’s really like to make a sexy splash. Sex is a pretty dang wet, slippery and moist venture under any circumstance. Add a pool or jacuzzi into the mix, and a geyser of pleasure is bound to erupt! What makes cool water...

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Fuck Faces

Sometimes, sex isn’t pretty—especially if you look like you require the services of an exorcist as you approach climax. Join us as we bravely look at some of the unsettling expressions people make when they do the deed. The look on people’s faces says everything about what they’re feeling at any given moment. A smile...