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XXX Picks: Hollywood Sex Scenes

A collection of adult-industry performers discuss their favorite steamy moments on the big screen. When you have sex on camera for a living, the bar is set pretty damn high when it comes to watching people get busy on the big screen. Given their gold standard in doing the deed in front of the camera,...
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When her husband came home…

When her husband came home from work in a nasty mood, Linda asked, “What’s wrong, James?” “I had a bad day, and I need your oral support,” James replied. “Don’t you mean moral?” Linda cooed. “No, I don’t!” her husband snorted....
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A man sat next to Artie…

A man sat next to Artie on the bus, pulled out a snapshot and declared, “My wife is beautiful, isn’t she?” After looking at the photo, Artie said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife.” “Is she beautful too?” the bus rider inquired. “Nope,” Artie replied. “My wife’s an eye doctor.”...
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When 75-year-old Vince showed up…

When 75-year-old Vince showed up for his appointment, the receptionist asked, “What are you seeing the doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my dick,” Vince replied. “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say something like that,” the receptionist snarled. “Why not?!” Vince exclaimed. “You asked me what was wrong with me,...
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A guy was waiting in a doctor’s office…

A guy was waiting in a doctor’s office when the doc walked in. “I have bad news,” he told the fellow. “I’m afraid you must stop masturbating.” “I don’t understand,” the wanker said. “Why?” “Because I’m trying to examine you,” the doctor explained....
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A blonde had just begun working as a hotel maid…

A blonde had just begun working as a hotel maid, cleaning rooms. One morning she was shocked to find a used condom in a wastebasket. “What?” another maid asked. “Haven’t you ever had sex before?” “Sure,” the blonde replied, “but never so hard that it took the fuckin’ skin off!”...
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An anxious woman went to her…

An anxious woman went to her gynecologist and asked nervously, “Can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?” “Certainly,” the doctor replied. “Where do you think lawyers come from?”...
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Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge! Vol. 3

Order in the court? Not today! We’re bringing you in front of the judge for a hilarious romp through the legal system, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. All rise–and have a good laugh! “Your Honor, Mr. Walker has had too many concussions to recall all the women he impregnated and all the...
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Saturday Special: Maid for You Vol. 2

Hot, half-naked chicks who’ll clean up your place—tidying up never felt so delightfully dirty. Especially when they go the extra mile and polish your pole with their skilled mouths and warm, tight, wet pussies. Go ahead, feel free to make a mess while you enjoy this collection of dick-stiffening domestic workers. Casey Calvert Crazy Fucking...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kylie Rocket

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kylie Rocket, a  brunet beauty from Jacksonville, Florida. Kylie made her first major impression on HUSTLER fans with the October ’21 pictorial “Fly High.” In it, the dark-haired seductress enjoyed a fat, juicy...
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Max Collins, Inside and Out

Musician. Advice columnist. Social-media wag. Storyteller. Fame survivor. Join us as we go in deep with the Eve 6 singer and seemingly tireless multi-hyphenate. Max Collins has been a staple in modern rock since the late 1990s and isn’t letting up. From fronting the iconic band Eve 6 (25 years after its release, you probably...
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Rocky Mountain High

There are extreme porn stars, and then there is Rocky Emerson: a porn star who goes to extreme lengths for her art (and high-altitude orgasms). The 6-4 tower of sexual power and titan of adult entertainment is always on the lookout for her next big challenge. She’s also an avid rock climber, so why not...
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Summer Daze

It’s August, and the clock is quickly running out on another sizzling summer. So as not to waste a precious second of sunlight, let’s celebrate sex workers who celebrate Mother Nature. The heat is on! • Pro grappler, pro domme, part-time tropical faerie—Tampa’s Little Rampage is a triple threat for all seasons. “I love to...
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Tales From the Clit 3: Cali Caliente

This month, hardcore hottie Cali Caliente tells us about the time she hooked up with that rapper in a chronicle she calls, “Right Place, Right Time.” “I’ve experienced some magical moments in live music: I got to see Migos before Takeoff’s passing; I even danced with Lil Wayne onstage at the AVN Awards. But nothing...

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