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Hot Body, Bad Sex?

Why it’s a big mistake to assume that a fit, attractive partner will automatically translate into a superior sexual experience. Everyone is out there trying to fuck well above their grade. It’s the reason so many average-looking people have celebrity crushes, while they have a beer-bellied mutant sleeping in their bed. If they could snag...

50 Questions: Tasha Reign

Round 2 of our new semi-regular series “50 Questions” goes to Tasha Reign, one of porn’s most prolific and popular performers. Find out what her least favorite sex position is, most ridiculous porn fact, favorite Olympic sport and so much more. Read on, and discover why Tasha will always reign supreme! HUSTLER: You have just...

Equal Rights for All!

The ACLU is currently tracking 491 anti-LGBTQ bills in the U.S. Twice the number of such bills have been introduced so far this year as were introduced in all of 2022—and ten times as many as just five years ago, in 2018. Included are bills to ban access to gender-affirming healthcare for transgender youth, legislation...

Katie Kush

“I absolutely live for adventure. I find myself surrounded by like-minded friends, and we’ll do everything, from rock-climbing in Nevada to zip-lining and cave-jumping in Mexico or the Dominican Republic—and we’ll travel everywhere. I like trying new activities and food, and I hike and paddle-board. Adventure is my favorite thing....

Stripper Karaoke

June’s unseasonably cool, cloudy weather was perfect for hauling a stripper pole through the streets of Burbank. After a year of picketing Star Garden, Equity Strippers NoHo knew the power of the ol’ razzle-dazzle. They were setting up one of their picket line party atmosphere staples—stripper karaoke—in support of the striking Writers Guild of America...

Student Bodies

Growing up, the arrival of September was synonymous with one thing: school… and the fresh promise of horrific humiliation that haunts us all the way to the grave. Sorry to project, but adolescence is hell. You know what’s not hell, though? The therapeutic release of kink and roleplay. Fantasies unfulfilled, unrequited love, age-inappropriate crushes—we can...

Tales From the Clit 4: Connie Perignon

For the fourth installment of our dirty storyteller’s series, Taboo Magazine model (May/June 2023) and curvaceous inked queen Connie Perignon shares a shocking tale of cuckoldry: “People know me for always having insane stories, but the craziest ones often have nothing to do with my job and are merely a consequence of me being an...

Happy Birthday, Barely Legal!

As the HUSTLER squad continues to pick up the pieces after a raucous 49th Anniversary (50 is going to be nuts), we would be remiss not to stop and fete our sexy “stepsister” publication (hehehe) Barely Legal for 30 years of the cutest cuties on planet Earth. Happy birthday, baby! Kudos go to Executive Editor...

Sexxx Education

They say follow your dreams, but what if your dream is to watch porn all the time? Granted, the pay isn’t great, but the subject matter never ceases to amaze. So if XXX truly is your passion, then why not expand your acumen beyond the mere act of consumption? Because knowledge, dear gooner, is power....

My First DP

Do not adjust your screens. Yes, you’re seeing double. No, you’re not having a stroke…yet. It’s your favorite song, the sun on your face and a dopamine sundae all rolled into one: Double-penetration sex is just so deliciously, decadently extra. In this special feature, HUSTLER celebrates the superhuman porn deities whose sublime tradecraft is a...

Vicky Harding

HUSTLER CLASSIC SEPTEMBER 2005 A native New Yorker, Vicky is a theater major who wants to be an actress/model. The smoking-hot 18-year-old posed for a hip-hop clothing line, then met a photographer who took some Polaroids of her and passed them on to HUSTLER. The budding thespian says her worst...

Lika Star

“I thrive when I’m performing. Whether it’s modeling or shooting scenes, there’s something intoxicating about entertaining and being watched by others. From the moment I take off my clothes and the camera rolls, I feel a surge of excitement. I like to believe that I hold the audience’s full attention,...

Elle Lee

“When I got into the adult industry, I just applied online, like a regular job. At the time I was working as a stripper. I figured porn would be a good way to earn more and build a brand. Plus, I already was a porn fan. Some of my favorite...

Aubree Valentine

“I grew up in Utah, and no, I’m not Mormon. I get asked that a lot! My family is really supportive, and they know I do porn. The people in my hometown know about my career too, and no one is surprised. Let’s just say, I had some fun in...

Numi Zarah

“I’ve shopped at HUSTLER stores since I was 19. That’s when I first began sex work. I started with being a dominatrix, and I fell in love with the store. When I got the opportunity to be in the magazine, I was stoked! I hear HUSTLER Magazine and think about...

Cori Ann

“For the past year I’ve tried to attain the utmost self-confidence and self-love by modeling online,” declares Cori Ann, 25, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. “But being photographed for a major magazine was my ultimate goal.” The 5-foot-4 newcomer adds, “I’m a creative weirdo who is passionate about sharing my life experiences...

Sally S.

“I strongly believe that a woman’s age should not define her beauty,” says Sally S., a “quirky, avant garde homebody” from Ocean, New Jersey. “So at 53 I was curious to see if I could be accepted into one of the premier adult magazines out there. I love showing off,...

Bree Brooks

“Being naked is empowering and freeing,” professes Bree Brooks, 32, a medical laboratory technician and personal trainer from Woodstock, Ontario, Canada. “I must say that getting to show myself off in a legendary magazine like HUSTLER is incredibly exciting and truly an honor.” The 5-foot-7 skin-mag rookie goes on to...

Corey Taylor: “How the Fuck Did We Get Out Alive?”

Corey Taylor is the most diverse singer in rock and roll. Period. End of discussion. As the lead singer of Stone Sour, he became one of modern rock’s most consistent melodic voices. As leader of the horror rock band Slipknot, he donned terrifying masks and screamed his way through a barrage of hard nu metal...

Hang Up the Hang-Ups!

Do you have an inhibition that prevents you from enjoying sex to the fullest? You’re not alone; lots of people do. Luckily, there are ways to get past the bedroom bugaboos that are blocking your path to pleasure. In casual conversation, everyone approaches the topic of sex as if they are big and bad, down...

Want to Play With My Toys?

Why you should stop worrying and learn to love your woman’s sex toy collection. It’s no secret by now that men often feel threatened by a woman’s sex toys. They see them as some kind of fierce competition, like they’re on deck to steal their entire family at the first sign of impotence. The contemptuous...

Lifestyles of the Rich and Thomas

The Supreme Court’s most corrupt Justice is still sitting there—still corrupt and still corrupting. This may become an annual thing. Last year, almost precisely at this time, I documented “the stain left on American jurisprudence and democracy by the corrupt, right-wing, activist jurist and his corrupt, right-wing, activist wife.” I was writing about U.S. Supreme...

Asshole of the Month: Jesse Watters

While the air we breathe grows hotter and more foul by the year, at least we can be thankful for a reduction in airwave pollution lately: Bill O’Reilly was canned by Fox in April 2017 after The New York Times reported that the company had shelled out $13 million in sexual-harassment suit settlements to five...

Hump-Day Special: Lickety Split Vol. 3

Got a hankering for some snatch-lapping action? You’re in luck, because the Coochie Cafe is open, and pussy is definitely on the menu. Open wide, because these beauties certainly are! Stella May & Carter Cruise Natalia Starr & Zoey Foxx Jacynda & Swan  Ariana Marie & Abigail Mac Miela & Eileen Tracey & Celeste Jayme...

Hey, Jealousy—Get Lost!

Essential tips for preventing the green-eyed monster from taking over your relationship. When it comes to jealousy in relationships, most folks are either ashamed to admit to being affected by it, or they wear it like a badge of honor. (If you’ve ever said, “I can’t help it, I’m just a jealous person,” remember: jealousy...

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