Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

All Humor
close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

January 2025

Cover Honey Addis Fouche
Slide to Browse -OR- View All Magazines
Slide to browse - or - View All
Ember Snow
Vanna Bardot
Ana Foxxx
Scarlit Scandal
Aria Lee
Sunny Leone
Emma Hix
Giselle Palmer
Natalia Starr
Alya Stark
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Search

Article

Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 7

Hey, mister, looking for a good time? Well, you’re in luck, because we’re hitting the street for a hilarious look at the world’s oldest profession, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Enjoy! “How much for Position 375?” “I’ll be home soon, honey. I’m at the theater, watching the Fantastic Four.” “Baby, I can’t...
Article

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Numi Zarah

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Numi Zarah, an exotic stunner from Duarte, California, which is known as the City of Health—and this 36DDD knockout certainly makes us feel great.  Numi made her first big impression on HUSTLER readers...
humor

The cheat days…

“The cheat days we agreed on were just for breaking our diets.”...
humor

Mr. Hudson came home…

Mr. Hudson came home to find his wife sitting naked in front of a mirror, admiring her tits. “What do you think you’re doing?” he asked. Mrs. Hudson replied, “I went to the doctor today, and he said I have the breasts of a 25-year-old.” “Oh, yeah?” her husband snorted. “And what did the doctor...
humor

Cliff and Bubba drove to a gas station…

Cliff and Bubba drove to a gas station because they’d heard about a contest for customers who bought a full tank of gas. While inside to pay up, Cliff hit up the attendant about the contest. “If you win, you’re entitled to free sex,” she explained. “How do we enter?” Cliff asked. The attendant replied,...
humor

While taking a coffee break, four surgeons…

While taking a coffee break, four surgeons discussed their work. The first declared, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up, and everything inside is numbered.” The second said, “I’ve found that librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up, and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”...
Article

Saturday Special: Sole Sisters Vol. 4

Foot fanatics, rejoice! We’re back with another collection of HUSTLER Honeys showing off their pretty peds, tantalizing tootsies and sexy soles. Enjoy the fancy footwork! Lilly Bella Katie Kush Alissa Foxy Ziva Fey Stacy Cruz Hayden Hawkens Dolly Leigh...
Article

Fuck-Buddy Finesse

Navigating a friends-with-benefits relationship can be tricky, but play your cards right and you could find yourself balls-deep in commitment-free fucking. Listen closely to what’s going on outside at this very moment and you will hear something absolutely, positively horrifying. No, it’s not the latest rights-eroding decision being handed down by the Supreme Court, even...
Article

Friday Funnies: Bear With Us

In the mood for some grizzly humor? You’re in luck, because we’re bringing you some laughs of the ursine variety, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Prepare yourself for a fur-ociously funny time! “If there’s a sign saying ‘Don’t Feed the Bears,’ you can pretty much assume you can’t fuck the bears either.”...
Article

Blondes on Blondes Vol. 4

Fair-haired beauties stripping down and getting off with each other—is there anything better? We think not! So join us as we celebrate the glorious sight of blonde-on-blonde action. Enjoy! Kiara Cole & Skye Blue Serene Siren & Marykate Moss Shelby, Terri & Chris Space Probe 40 YO MILFs’ First Time Lesbian Lickers Cheating Lesbian MILFs...
Article

Bald, Buzzed & Beautiful

When it comes to making a bold impression, these close-cropped beauties are on the razor’s edge of eroticism. It takes guts and confidence to be an adult entertainer. It also requires those same qualities to rock a bald or buzzed hairstyle. And when a woman does both…well, that is sexy courage personified. I had the...
Article

Love It Limp?

Most people would agree—nothing beats a boner. But a surprising number of women enjoy playing with a flaccid wang on occasion. Most fuckers will tell you that there ain’t nothing like a hard cock. The swollen appendages between dudes’ legs have been showing humping humanity a good time since we first emerged from the primordial...
Article

Sunday Funday: The Big Kiss-Off 2

Yippee, yippee, yippee—it’s time to get lippy! Hardcore action is, of course, a wonderful thing, but there’s something incredible about the intimacy of lip-locking, tongue-touching closeness—and it’s even better when it’s two hot chicks swapping spit! So join us as we celebrate HUSTLER Honeys getting mouthy with each other.  Ariana Marie & Abigail Mac Mia...
Article

Danko Jones: The Man, the Band

The veteran Canadian rocker opens up about power trios, the sounds in his head and his group’s epic new album, Electric Sounds. Danko Jones is a man. Danko Jones is also a band. For almost three decades (that’s 27 years running) the Canadian musician and his mighty power trio have been grinding out classic rock-inspired...
Article

Sex on the Side

Sure, the idea of having a backup boo in addition to your main squeeze might sound great, but be careful—if you don’t go about it the right way, it could lead to hurt feelings and maybe a smashed windshield. While some of us genetically inferior slobs are out there trying like hell to get laid...
humor

Kiarra Kai Update

Remember Kiarra Kai, the free spirit from our July 2021 issue (“Models Without Borders”) who gave up her L.A. apartment, bought a short bus and is living her best life as a sexy, fearless nomad? She’s still at it, driving all across this great big country and taking lots of nude hikes along the way...

HUSTLER Picks

  • Brushing Up on Going Down: The Pros’ Guide to Eating Pussy
  • The Business of Pleasure: How to Succeed in Sex Work (by Really Trying)
  • Three Is a Magic Number
Barely Legal Lexie James Beaver Hunt Angela White Brooklyn Gray Nancy Ace