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The mother superior…

The mother superior was giving the nuns their last bit of advice before they left the convent. “There will be many men who’ll try to take sexual liberties with you,” she warned. “Remember that one hour of pleasure is the path to eternal damnation.” One of the nuns piped up, “Reverend Mother, how do you...

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Two geezers were shooting…

Two geezers were shooting the shit. “I used to be a pizza deliveryman,” Jerry recalled. “What a cruel job. You could look at them and smell them, but you couldn’t eat them.” “I know what you mean,” Victor said. “I used to be a gynecologist.”...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Aubree Valentine

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Aubree Valentine, a free-spirited beauty who hails from Utah—also known as the Beehive State, and Aubree has certainly generated a buzz with HUSTLER readers. And it’s not difficult to understand why. A stunning...

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The Couple That Strokes Together…

Getting in touch with the many relationship benefits of mutual masturbation. There are loads of couples in committed relationships right now silently sitting in their respective recliners, watching television, secretly wishing that a giant asteroid would come crashing through the roof and end it all. The romance is long gone, and they’re no longer regularly...

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Andrea M.

“My artistic journey began with a foray into the world of modeling for photography. It was an endeavor that ignited my passion for self-expression, but I really came into my own when I embraced the allure of fetish shoots. Over the years, I’ve focused on fetish work, and my exploration...

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Olivia Jay

“I was a stripper in college, but I kept it a secret. Sex work was taboo in my family, so no one knew about my job. I told myself that I would just use stripping to pay my way through school, and then I’d be done with adult entertainment. After...

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Vinna Reed

“I used to be quiet and shy, with no self-confidence, but all that has changed in my eight years as a porn star. Every photo shoot boosts my confidence, and I thank you for that. “I have a few good friends, and that’s enough in today’s world. They would describe...

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This Ain’t the Munsters XXX

HUSTLER CLASSIC NOVEMBER 2008 ISSUE In our wildest dreams, we never conceived that life at 1313 Mockingbird Lane was ever like this! Is it possible that the Munsters were into some hot, kinky action? Just check out these exclusive images from HUSTLER Video’s outrageous new DVD This Ain’t the Munsters...

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Anna Cherry

Constantly satiating her “quest for pleasure, knowledge and excitement” is Anna Cherry, 35, from Las Vegas, Nevada. “Why wouldn’t I want to model nude in HUSTLER?” the 5-foot-9 hottie asks. “It’s not every day you get the chance to be a glimmer in the eyes of thousands. I want to...

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Anita Blanche

“Posing nude makes me feel sexy,” says Anita Blanche, 34, a cam model and XXX performer originally from Kharkiv, Ukraine. Relocating to Prague, Czechia—a European porn mecca—has been a godsend for the 5-foot-10 temptress. “I like everything that is happening in my life now,” Anita marvels. “My favorite pastimes are...

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Katty West

“I like to be naked and show off my body,” proclaims Katty West, 28, from Saint Petersburg, Russia. The 5-foot-6 cutie once toiled in a bakery’s factory, but for the past seven years she has been an unabashed exhibitionist and gonzo porn star. “I recently walked around the center of...

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My First Hotwife Experience Vol. 8

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Barely Legal 195: New Girl in Town

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A doctor stepped into…

A doctor stepped into the waiting room and announced, “Due to new patient-privacy restrictions, we will no longer call patients by name. So will the woman with the itchy, stinky vagina follow me to the exam room?”...

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A guy picked up a low-priced escort…

A guy picked up a low-priced escort and spent a couple of hours with her at a seedy motel. A few days later he found out that he had a nasty case of crabs. He chased down the woman and snarled, “You gave me fuckin’ crabs!” “Well,” she replied, “what did you expect for 20...

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A queen was on a tour…

A queen was on a tour of her country’s hospitals when she reached a room in which a male patient was beating off. “Oh, my!” she shrieked. “That’s disgraceful!” “I’m sorry, Your Majesty,” said the doctor showing her around. “That man has a very severe condition. His testicles fill rapidly with semen. If he doesn’t...

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A salesman was…

A salesman was on a lengthy business trip to Las Vegas. One evening he was chatting with a sexy woman in his hotel’s lounge and eventually realized that she was a hooker. The salesman told her, “I’ll give you $200 for a mediocre blowjob.” “Honey,” the working girl cooed, “for 200 bucks I’ll give you...