Question: Why isn’t Barbie pregnant?
Question: Why isn’t Barbie pregnant?Answer: Ken came in a different box....
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Seems like only…
“Seems like only yesterday we were worried about her sucking her thumb!”...
The monster wants…
“The monster wants a woman with big tits and a tight pussy!”...
This is the best treat I’ve…
“This is the best treat I’ve ever received on Halloween!”...
While sitting in a sauna…
While sitting in a sauna, starry-eyed Daniel said to a perfect stranger, “Ya know, my wife’s an angel.” “I envy you,” the other man snorted. “Mine’s still alive.”...
The Chief’s “Moderation” Trick
Don’t be fooled. There is nothing “centrist” about John Roberts or his radicalized, far-right Supreme Court. The U.S. Supreme Court made headlines for some stunning opinions as it neared the end of its term in June. It wasn’t for its radical, out-of-control ideological rulings—as expected from the corrupted, right-wing majority—but for those that media outlets...
Spooktacular
The spooky season is officially upon us! But for these daughters of our Dark Lord, being hot and demonic is a year-round affair. Here are nine to tempt you into servitude. Baal Eldritch: Hungarian cyberdomme seeks fresh souls for her army of darkness! “It’s Halloween, and we—the creatures of the night—are here to feast. Finally,...
The Neighborly Lay
Weighing the pros and cons of boning the fucker next door. “Love your neighbor…” — Leviticus 19:18 “Be careful what you wish for…” — Aesop Aside from that annual proctology exam or Pap smear, moving is arguably the most heinously uncomfortable situation that any person, sane or otherwise, can possibly endure. There’s dropping a hefty...
“I’ll quit when it stops being fun.”
“I’ll quit when it stops being fun.”...
When XXX Worlds Collide
What happens when the coworkers and bosses at your day job find out that you moonlight in porn? Read on, the answers might surprise you… The workplace can be stressful and provides an array of challenges even under normal circumstances. Now imagine that one of those challenges is that your co-worker or boss has discovered...
Then and Now: XXX Edition
Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share their stories of how they’ve evolved while in the skin biz. In any line of work, people grow, become more experienced and even change appearances over the years—and careers in XXX are no different in that regard. I asked three amazing performers about how their sexy skills have...
Friday Funnies: What a Card!
Had a tough week? Feel like life hasn’t dealt you a good hand and that the chips are down? Well, you’re in luck, because we’re dealing you in for a hilarious time with a collection of gut-busters, courtesy of HUSTLER’s archive of outrageous cartoons. Enjoy! “I know you have a pair, but what’s in your...
Saturday Special: Blue-Eyed Beauties
It’s been said that, where blue eyes are shining, sadness cannot exist and, judging from the collection of stunning HUSTLER Honeys below, we’re inclined to agree. Sure, pink will always be our favorite color, and with the abundance of jaw-dropping physical attributes these babes are showing off, their eyes might be the last thing you’d...
Imaginary Lovers
Yes, there’s a good chance that your partner has thought about a celebrity—or even a coworker—while the two of you had sex. Here’s why you shouldn’t let it mess with your head. Basking in the silent afterglow of a real leg-quivering orgasm, it’s not uncommon for a member of the porking party to lean over...
XXX-traterrestrials
In an out-of-this-world discussion, some of our favorite adult-industry performers share their thoughts about life on other planets. The universe is big. Okay, it’s REALLY big. Is it possible that there is life on other planets? How can we explain dancing lights in the sky that aren’t from any known source in our world? I...
Miss Whitney’s Florida Food Odyssey
Get ready for a mouthwatering treat, because Miss Whitney Morgan is about to give us a tour through some of the Sunshine State’s sweetest spots. Step aside, influencers—there’s a new foodie sheriff in town and she’s eating her way across the Sunshine State, one cronut at a time. When we last checked in with Florida...
“Just once I’d like to fuck and suck off a bunch of strangers without having them treat me like a common slut!”
“Just once I’d like to fuck and suck off a bunch of strangers without having them treat me like a common slut!”...
“I decided to stop looking for Miss Right and settle for Miss Blowjob Any Time I Want.”
“I decided to stop looking for Miss Right and settle for Miss Blowjob Any Time I Want.”...
Dirty Dying Wishes
If your terminally ill partner’s final request involves boning someone else, are you obligated to honor it? There have been a couple of stories circulating on the internet recently about monogamous couples in relationship-ending peril because of someone’s dying wish. One account focuses on a terminally ill woman, given only nine months to live, who...
Comic Strip Teases
From ass-eating goblins to sea creatures in a struggling relationship, we peek into the twisted minds of some of the most outrageous (and talented) webcomic artists working today. The internet is pretty much a festering cesspool of anger, outrage and depression, but every once in a while, artists come along and create hilarious, off the...
Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER Vol. 3
There are few joys and comforts greater than curling up in bed with a good read—especially when the reading material is HUSTLER! So go ahead and get under the covers as we take a hilarious trip through our vast collection of outrageous cartoons. Enjoy! “Excuse me, I don’t bitch at you when you’re looking at...
Saturday Special: Asses High Part 7
Stick your sexy derriere in the air, and flaunt it like you just don’t care! We’re bringing up the rear once again with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys going ass-up for your pleasure. Go ahead, dive in; you’ll go nuts for these butts! Barbie Brill Dimonica Rose Katie Kush Kylie Rocket Kayla Katt Jayla De...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Dimonica Rose
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Dimonica Rose, a classic beauty hailing from New York City, also known as The City That Never Sleeps—and this elegant and sophisticated stunner definitely keeps us up and wide awake. Dimonica made her...
Outside the BoXXX
Some XXX performers don’t fit into the standard porn categories—which can create a hurdle when it comes to making an impression in the adult-entertainment industry. Porn is typically broken down into categories and labels. Whether you want to see a specific body part, weight or even ethnicity, there is a clickable category to help you...
Balls: Handle With Care!
Ladies, take note; when you’re playing with a guy’s testicles, try not to go too nuts. Take a gander at any skin flick, and you might be shocked to see that a lot of the female adult entertainers out there are some real ballers. No, that doesn’t have anything to do with their ability to...
Oh, yesss…
“Oh, yesss…everyone else here kisses my ass.”...
I Love This…
“I love this B&B—bed & blowjob—place!”...
The Dandy Warhols Still Rule
Three decades in and still going strong, Portland, Oregon’s alt-rock explorers The Dandy Warhols are hitting the road on the heels of a scorching new single. Band frontman Courtney Taylor-Taylor talks to us about the dangers of AI, the secret to the band’s longevity and living through “The Summer of Hate.” For three decades now,...
Bustin’ a Butt
Join us as we take a deep, probing look into the world of anal orgasms. Women love having leg-quaking orgasms, but what some don’t realize is those sexual spasms could be a lot more intense if they did anal. No, that’s not just some poop-chute propaganda cooked up by men hoping to get the girls...
