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“No, Miss Haney. I mean where did the rape take place, as in an alley, a car, a motel room… the actual location it occurred.”...

Science of Sex

When it comes to sex, chemistry is everything. Join superhot science geeks for an experiment in ecstasy. When Kat Monroe, Honey Gold, Edyn Blair and Liv Revamped test the limits of their lust, the result is a formula for fucking at its finest. To examine every detail, order Science of Sex by calling 800-763-8271 ext....

Hump-Day Special: Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 5

Beautiful women in high heels and pretty much nothing else—if you can think of a more powerful fashion statement, we’d like to hear it. So go ahead and step into a crotch-hardening collection of HUSTLER Honeys showing off their stilettos—and the gorgeous bodies they’re attached to.  Coco Lovelock Ana Foxxx Asia Vargas Alissa Foxy Laura...

Porn Stars and Politics

When it comes to the important issues facing society today, these XXX performers aren’t shy about making their voices heard. The political climate in America is rife with tension, debates and a ton of opposing views. It can be dicey waters to vocalize one’s opinions online, especially when others may not agree. I had the...

Friday Funnies: Riot on the Set! Vol. 2

Lights…camera…hilarity! We’re heading back on set to enjoy a few laughs about the XXX industry, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. Enjoy!  “We don’t have any adult-film experience, but Darlene and I did fuck every male in Red Bluff, Nebraska!”  “It’s an old story. I was in the middle of a successful career...

Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition Vol. 2

No doubt about it, the heat is on this summer, and doesn’t a cool, refreshing dip in the surf sound good? Sure it does–especially if you’re hitting the waves with a hot, naked girl or seven! Grab your towel and sunscreen–but feel free to leave the swimwear at home–because we’re heading to the beach with...

Sunday Funday: Hot Asses, Nice Glasses Vol. 2

Brace yourselves, because we have quite the sexy spectacle in store for you! Yep; we’re talking about beautiful, horny babes in glasses getting down and dirty. They might require corrective lenses for their eyesight, but when it comes to having a good time, they’re fully in focus. Teens Swing With Couples 3 Barely Legal #189:...

Tommy Stinson: Cowboy in the Campfire

The Replacements and Guns N’ Roses veteran discusses his adventures in rock and why he’s keeping it basic with his new band, Cowboys in the Campfire. Most known musicians’ resumes pale in comparison to that of Tommy Stinson. As a teenager he joined his older brother Bob in Minneapolis’ brilliant but criminally underappreciated group The...

Big Jay Oakerson & His Legion of Skanks

Big Jay Oakerson just might be the busiest man in showbiz. He’s a touring stand-up comic, and he appears on screens big and small: Big Jay was privy to JLo’s iconic stripper dance as a deejay in the movie Hustlers and has regularly riffed with comedy superstars on TV shows including Louie, Inside Amy Schumer...

Abolish the Death Penalty!

Recently I listened to Andy Wilson and Maurice Hastings describe the 31 and 38 years, respectively, they spent in prison for murders they did not commit. Had they been given the death penalty, rather than life in prison, these innocent men would likely be dead. I was attending a Death Penalty Focus fundraiser, and at...

Start the Steal

A critical battleground state leaves its doors wide open to fraud and doubt in the 2024 presidential election. At this point it seems like the Republicans who run Georgia are begging for disaster. In truth, this story began around 2002, when Georgia and Maryland became the first states to mandate statewide use of 100%-unverifiable touchscreen...

Colorado Cuties

Hey, it’s August 1—which, you were no doubt unaware, is also Colorado Day, a celebration that commemorates the date that the Centennial State was admitted into the Union by President Ulysses S. Grant.  So what does this have to do with you and your desire to look at hot, naked chicks? Well, there are many...

50 Questions: Julia Ann

The very definition of icon, Julia Ann has over 450 video credits to her name and 2.8 million followers on Instagram alone. The adult industry super-celebrity has been a contract star for Vivid, Wicked and Digital Playground, is the winner of nine AVN awards and has operated a personal website for 25 years. But do...

Alexandra Petrov

“I enjoy modeling,” says Alexandra Petrov, 30, a farmer and content creator from Banja Luka, Bosnia and Herzegovina. (She’s our very first Beaver from that European nation.) “But taking nude photos of myself for a world-famous magazine made it much more exciting. I hope your readers like me.” The 5-foot-2...

Coralyn Jewel

Coralyn Jewel, 46, from San Diego, California, is a busy Beaver. The highly regarded XXX performer moonlights as a podcaster, relationship coach, motivational speaker, writer and owner of a swing club. The 5-foot-0 “go-getter,” who once strived to be an Olympics figure skater, is eager to shed light on her...

Dakota Burns

“Nude modeling makes me feel powerful, sexy and alive,” declares Dakota Burns, 22, a “hippie stoner slut,” stripper and songwriter from Boston, Massachusetts. The 5-foot-1 Beantowner, who labels herself as “kind, funny, open-minded and talented,” spills the beans on her turn-ons and turn-offs: “I dig smoking weed, playing video games...

Asshole of the Month: Tim Scott

The GOP clown car of Presidential candidates will have to stretch into a limo soon to accommodate all of the long-shot hopefuls crowding the race, including Tim Scott, one of only three current Black U.S. senators (there have been only 11 total in history) and the only Black person to serve in both chambers of...

Krystal Steal & McKenzie Lee

[CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE SEPTEMBER 2005 HUSTLER] Here are some safe shaving tips: * Set aside time; pussy-shaving is not something you rush. * Prepare your bush by wetting it down with hot water. This will soften and relax the hair and underlying skin. * With small scissors, trim the...

Eyla Moore

“Some of my friends call me Mother Teresa because I always help when I can. I strongly believe in karma. I’m a positive person with a good sense of humor, but something of a perfectionist. I’m obsessed with control—if things are not in the right place, I have to put...

Madison Summers

“I worked a corporate job for years in the Midwest, but I was laid off during the pandemic. I had always been interested in sex work, so when I was unemployed, I decided that this was my chance to finally try it. I started off dancing, and when guys at...

Mikah Tia

“I worked at a HUSTLER Hollywood store grand opening a while back, and I said, ‘I’m going to be a HUSTLER model.’ Now I’m getting published! It’s a full circle moment for me. “My all-time favorite movie is Smokey and the Bandit. I’ve always loved Burt Reynolds, but what mostly...

Kylie Rocket

“I’m the crazy, rich, fun one in the group. But I’m also super responsible and reliable, and I don’t take shit from nobody. What I do for fun is everything IG: I like to shop for outfits and look for different locations to take pictures. So far, my favorite place...

Aria Valencia

“I’ve wanted to be in the adult industry for a long time. I knew a girl who was camming and stripping, and I was fascinated by how much money she was making. She had an interesting lifestyle and was always buying cool clothes. When I turned 18, I immediately opened...

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