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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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Featured Article

Love It Limp?

Most people would agree—nothing beats a boner. But a surprising number of women enjoy playing with a flaccid wang on occasion.

Most fuckers will tell you that there ain’t nothing like a hard cock. The swollen appendages between dudes’ legs have been showing humping humanity a good time since we first emerged from the primordial ooze, woodies a-bouncing. Since the dawn of man, we’ve been getting boners, often for absolutely no reason at all. In the middle of science class, when climbing around on the monkey bars, a strong breeze—hell, sometimes we’re already sporting one when we first open our eyes in the morning. 

Ask the women of the world, and the majority of them will likely tell you that, when it comes to sexy time, the more rigid the rod, the better. Even so, while plenty of ladies want a man to show up to the boudoir waving a stiff dick at the ready, a number of them love it limp. 

“I am way more turned on when they’re limp. I get off watching them move around to my touch.”

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