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The Cute Little Babysitter 13

You don’t have to have kids to benefit from the services of The Cute Little Babysitter 13’s hardcore childcare providers—these nurturing nubiles will tend to your needs even if you’re just sitting around at home alone with your cock in hand. Corkscrew-haired, exotic dollface Dani Diaz is a schoolgirl-fresh slice of perky, cinnamon-dipped sweetness and light. Like many people her age, though, she’s a touch scatterbrained, and (wouldn’t you know it?) absent-mindedly left her laptop at her client’s house. She returns to retrieve it, but soon enough her flighty focus is honed in on her employer’s laptop, and she’s chowing down on his crotch churro with double-fisted gusto. During a marathon sex session, Diaz gets twisted and folded up every which way. Eventually her boss fires his load past Diaz’s pretty face and onto the bed’s headboard. With chivalric grace, the sloppy sperm-slinger scoops the errant jizz into Diaz’s mouth and buries his bone in her snatch for a second round. (Hopefully, Diaz got some overtime pay for staying late.) It’s an auspicious start that’s backed up by further thrills. Fine-featured, porcelain-skinned brunette Veronica Church’s boss might look like Howdy Doody, but he’s hung like Mister Ed, and the pert-titted vixen rides that horse cock like she’s competing in the national rodeo championship. For some completely inexplicable reason, Ramon Nomar is initially reluctant to plant his pud in flaxen-haired temptress Maria Anjel’s trench, but the eager beaver draws Nomar out of his shell—and his prick out of his trousers—one gentle stroke at a time before practically sucking his balls out through his urethra. When it comes to customer satisfaction, The Cute Little Babysitter 13 isn’t kidding around. —P.D.R.

You don’t have to have kids to benefit from the services of The Cute Little Babysitter 13’s hardcore childcare providers—these nurturing nubiles will tend to your needs even if you’re just sitting around at home alone with your cock in hand. Corkscrew-haired, exotic dollface Dani Diaz is a schoolgirl-fresh slice of perky, cinnamon-dipped sweetness...
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Veronica Church, Maria Anjel, Dani Diaz, Eva Nyx, Chad White, Brad Newman, Ramon Nomar & Dorian Del Isla.


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Paul Woodcrest
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