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Akira May

“I wish to be appear in HUSTLER so I can introduce myself to many Americans,” declares Akira May, 27, from Budapest, Hungary. “I’m a friendly, polite and conscientious gym nut. Working out keeps me fit and toned, and it’s a fantastic stress reliever.” The 5-foot-7 selfies and Thai massage aficionada...

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Lulu Chu

“I like to paint, read books, play video games and spend time with the people I love. I watch TV and go to movies, but surprisingly, I don’t watch porn. To my fans, I want you to know that I spend a lot of time online, answering questions. I want...

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Busty Young Cheerleaders

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Butt’s Happening! Part 8

Greetings, ass aficionados! Prepare to stand at full attention, because we’re bringing up the rear once again with a collection of tantalizing tushies, breathtaking buttocks and cheer-worthy cheeks! What are you waiting for? Get cracking! Jana Cova Amy Douxxx Little Caprice Laura Desirée Bambi Wolfe Mia Huffman Romy Indy...

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Fanny Limones

“I enjoy my body and sexuality, and I want to share them with the world,” says Fanny Limones, 26, who was born in Mexico and raised in Luverne, Minnesota. “I’m very driven by my goals. Being in HUSTLER is an honor for me and my modeling career.” The 5-foot-2 skin-mag...

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“I love the way your eyes sparkle, the way your coat is so shiny, the way our ass smells like dog shit!”

“I love the way your eyes sparkle, the way your coat is so shiny, the way our ass smells like dog shit!”...

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GOP Tried to Kill the Ethics Cops

House Democrats stopped them…at the very last second. It took nearly a week and 15 rounds of voting before Republicans accomplished their first order of business in the new Congress: electing a Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives. Their second task was much quicker: devising a tactic to prevent fellow Republicans from facing accountability...

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Dirty Deeds, Done Domestically

Looking to become more attractive to women? Never mind movie-star looks and big bank accounts—try doing the laundry and breaking out the vacuum once in a while. For decades, tall, dark and handsome has been the gold standard for what most women consider the ideal specimen of a man. Guys like Keanu Reeves and Jason...

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Friday Funnies: Mountaintop Mirth

It’s an age-old legend; if you climb to the summit of a mountain, you will encounter a wise guru who can impart great wisdom and share the meaning of life. We have no idea if that’s true or not, but there sure are a lot of laughs to be had way up there at the...

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A Taxing Situation Vol. 2

Tax Day in the United States is rapidly approaching (you have until April 18 to file this year, so you’d better dig out those forms and receipts if you haven’t already). While there’s nothing remotely amusing about forking over your hard-earned money to the IRS—let alone getting audited—we’re here to help take some of the...

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Sunday Funday: Three Cheers for Cheerleaders!

Give us a P! Give us a U! Give us an S! Give us another S! Give us a Y! What’s that spell? It’s time for a pussy-packed pep rally, courtesy of a group of gleefully horny cheerleaders who shake their tits and asses along with their pom poms before doing some splits on hard...

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XXX Farm Babes

Grab your overalls and boots, we’re hitting the farm with some amazing adult stars! Whether they grew up in rural areas or left the city for the country life, these amazing actresses don’t shy away from rolling up their sleeves and getting down and dirty on the farm! HUSTLERMagazine.com: You have a farm! What led...

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Squirting MILFs

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Music to Your Ears?

Everyone knows that many people find musicians sexy, but are they actually any better in bed than those who don’t play an instrument? It has been said that music is life. Without it, the world would be a pretty craptastic place to reside. If not for the ability to come home after a long, wretched...

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“Before this court passes sentence, does the defendant have anything to say?”

“Before this court passes sentence, does the defendant have anything to say?”...

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Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 2

Bush is awesome, no doubt about it—but it’s equally true that a smooth, clean-shaven pussy is a thing of beauty. The sight of a shorn snatch, unobscured by pesky pubes, is a glorious feast for the eyes indeed. With that said, let’s celebrate the wonder of bare beaver with this pictorial tribute! Simon Kitty Romy...

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Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 5

Looking for a few good laughs? Then you’re barking up the right tree, buddy! We’re going to the dogs once again with a collection of canine-themed humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast collection of outrageous cartoons. These jokes will get your tail wagging—enjoy! “It’s unreal how something that smells so good could be called…sniff…sniff…pussy.” “My philosophy...

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Fore!-Play

Grab your balls and grip your club; we’re about to do some serious swinging with golf-loving XXX stars! Balls, holes, and something long and hard in your hand. Usually for sex workers, something very specific comes to mind, but these amazing swingers think of golf! Grab your clubs and gloves, it’s time to hit the...

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When Does It Count as Sex?

Does cunnilingus count as sex? How about a handjob? Or intercourse that was blink-and-you’ll-miss-it quick? The answers aren’t as cut-and-dried as you might think. If you were a fly on the wall of any given college cafeteria back in the day, you would have undoubtedly witnessed swarms of young bucks discussing who’s been laid and...

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Saturday Special: Earthly Delights

It’s April 22—otherwise known as Earth Day, when we all show support for environmental protection. And what better way to express our appreciation for the planet we inhabit than with a pictorial celebration of HUSTLER Honeys stripping down and showing off their own natural beauty in the Great Outdoors? Even if you’re not a tree-hugger...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lulu Chu

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Lulu Chu, a petite beauty with a big sexual appetite. Lulu made her first big impression on HUSTLER readers with the April ’21 pictorial “Choose Me.” When she wasn’t enjoying a romp with...

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Secondhand Snatch: A Messy Debate

Is it bad form to go in for a kiss after performing oral sex on your partner, or just good, sloppy fun? We dive in and get a mouthful from the ladies on the topic. Women are all for men who eat pussy. It’s a crucial element of foreplay that many argue makes all the...

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Chloe Cage: Hotwife Unleashed

Meet Chloe Cage, a fiery fetish model and the sexiest damn hotwife this side of paradise. After more than 20 years as a devoted wife and loving mother, Chloe Cage’s husband gave her the greatest gift a partner could bestow upon such a deserving soul: his full support and blessing to pursue her lifelong dream...

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World Piece, World Peace?

With gun violence, anger and intolerance running rampant in our society, is it possible we can fuck our way to a better tomorrow? It’s been said that world peace can’t be achieved. That there’s too much religious and political conflict—all of which is compounded, of course, by a slew of flagrantly narcissistic world leaders—for the...

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Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 3

Got a bad case of the blues? We have the cure for what ails you. Prepare to open up and say, “Ah-ha-ha!” as we pay a hilarious visit to the doctor’s office, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons! “Take two of these, and for godsakes, don’t look at any more HUSTLER magazines.” “Doctor,...

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Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition Vol. 2

Welcome to the ‘gina jungle, buddy—yeah, you know where you are, and you’re gonna…come! We’re once again heading deep into the bush for a wild, wooly time, courtesy of dark-haired seductresses and their enticing crotch-curls. Enjoy! Alice Visby Violet Starr Alina Ali Alyx Star Winter Jade Whitney Wright Kendra Spade Spencer Bradley...

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Sunday Funday: Busty Beaver Blowout!

There’s nothing better than a naked girl-next-door type—unless it’s a naked girl-next-door type who’s sporting an eye-popping pair of titties! With that in mind, we’re serving up a bevy of bodacious babes, courtesy of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt. Enjoy! Little Puck Blunt Bunny Holly Hotwife Chloe Lamour Cali Lynn Ivey Vines...

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Alice Skary: Hardcore Animal Advocate

Meet Alice Skary, a sex worker and big-time animal lover who’s dedicated to helping critters in need of rescue. Alice Skary is not only a sex worker, they are a huge proponent in animal activism when not filming amazing content for their fans. From giving rescue dogs in their golden years the best life possible...

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The DILF Dilemma

Silver foxes, take heart! There are plenty of younger hotties out there who go for older dudes. But beware—chasing after a woman young enough to be your daughter can be a perilous path. Nearly every young man around his coming of age has developed what might be considered an unhealthy attraction to one of his...

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