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Chantal

“Working in porn and mainstream cinema makes me unique,” professes Chantal, 31, a model, actress, filmmaker and “fearless exhibitionist” from Miami, Florida. “I wrote the screenplay and am now directing my first feature film, Thirst Trap. It’s a sexy, edgy movie about a cam girl who’s stalked by an obsessed...

Porn, a Love Story

Gooners: They are the unsung heroes of adult entertainment, worshiping and consuming porn with the passion of evangelical true believers. And Catherine Duffy? She is living the goonette (female gooner) lifestyle to the max. (But for the record, gooning is an unfortunate word for something truly beautiful. End of rant.) Duffy, 38, lives in Ireland...

I swear…

“I swear to God, if I ever treated my wife as an object, it was a small bus.”...

Ah, yes, the natural beauty…

“Ah, yes, the natural beauty of the woods…the strength of a rushing waterfall…the call of a wet, begging pussy…”...

And just to fuck with…

“And just to fuck with them, when it’s cold, guys’ balls will shrink and girls’ nipples will get huge!”...

It’s unreal how…

“It’s unreal how something that smells so good could be called…sniff…sniff…pussy.”...

You girls go…

“You girls go to your store, and we’ll go to ours!”...

Jana Cova

“I sometimes get recognized by fans, especially at the airport, and I’m always nice to them. I’m grateful for their support, and they’re usually very polite. I like to spin for exercise, and I once went to a studio for years where the instructors recognized me but never said anything...

Wakey, Wakey—Let’s Get Nakey!

In praise of morning sex. Sex is the breakfast of champions for many. To get it up before the sun comes creeping in through the windows; to crawl on top of the sleepy-eyed soul drooling into a pillow next to you and pound one out before the aggravations of the day get a chance to...

Not Tonight, I Have an Aging Libido

Can’t get it up? Don’t let it get you down. Lots of guys experience a sagging libido as they get up there in years. The good news is, there are ways to get your sex drive back in gear again. Conventional wisdom dictates that men are constantly looking to stick their dicks in anyone, any...

Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In Vol. 3

Attention, humor fans; it’s time once again to think kink! We’re getting fabulously freaky with a collection of fetish-friendly humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. What are you waiting for? Get cracking! “But you said I could get a pet!” “There are people out there who hate our freedoms, Sylvia. They’re called...

Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 13

Lingerie—it’s like the bright, shiny packaging that envelops a piece of candy, beckoning and enticing you to unwrap and devour the delicious treat inside. Really makes your mouth water, doesn’t it? Of course it does! So go ahead and dive into this collection of drool-worthy HUSTLER Honeys as they strip out of their fancy underthings...

Dean Capture: Behind the Lens

What’s it like to make a living photographing beautiful women? An esteemed lensman opens up about his process, his passion and his decades-long career. We all know the old saying, “A picture is worth a thousand words.” If that is the case, then Dean Capture has produced an entire library’s worth of photos during his...

Asshole of the Month: George Santos

Republicans were gleefully predicting a red wave miracle in last year’s midterm elections. Like Moses parting the Red Sea, it would drown Democrats and allow the MAGA tribe to wade into the promised land: domination of the House and Senate in D.C. and state legislatures and gubernatorial offices nationwide. But the big wave turned out...

It’s Humping Season!

Spring is in the air, and sex is on pretty much everyone’s mind. Before you head out there with your love gun in search of a conquest, we’re here to arm you with some advice for your expedition. Spring is in the air.  The days are getting longer, birds are chirping, flowers are starting to...

Petit Mort: The Magazine Written by Sex Workers

“Our stories are often told by the likes of people with unconscious bias or outright savior complexes.… This magazine was born out of a desire to see us reflected in a more honest light.” — PENELOPE DARIO, EDITOR IN CHIEF PETIT MORT MAGAZINE, VOL. 1 PETIT MORT is more than just another magazine—it’s a living...

Kelly Surfer

From this laid-back Aussie’s point of view, every moment should be as relaxing and blissful as a day at the beach. “I’m definitely not into stress,” Kelly Surfer discloses. “I really focus on enjoying life, taking whatever comes and always finding the best light to look at stuff in.” Kelly...

Mike Tramp Roars Again!

The former White Lion singer revisits and reinterprets his old band’s classic songs with a new album. Mike Tramp, the voice of White Lion, has returned with a new album of reinterpreted songs from his classic band. The new, stripped-down versions showcase Tramp’s now more mature voice over re-recorded and downright beautiful renditions of “Wait,”...

Nude Therapy With Lauren Lime

Meet Lauren Lime, who’s on a mission to help people get to the naked truth about their sexual issues. Sex and sexuality can be difficult concepts to navigate. And for some people who have difficulties with physical intimacy, the stigma that going to see a counselor might carry makes the idea of seeking help unappealing....

Friday Funnies: All the Small Things

They say that little things mean a lot—and in this case, they mean a whole lot of chuckles! Join us as we get small-minded with a collection of uproarious humor from HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Despite the subject matter, the laughs will be huge! “Oh, thank God you’re so very, very tiny! I...

Dildo Darlings 8: Classic Edition

Hot chicks pleasuring themselves and each other with sex toys—it’s a look that never goes out of style. With that in mind, we’re reaching into the HUSTLER archives to serve up a pictorial salute to Honeys satisfying their hungry pussies with a variety of faux phalluses. Enjoy!   Ginger & Prilla Nevaeh & Celeste Star Evelyn...

Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. 7

Spring is finally here, and you know what that means—with winter behind us and temperatures climbing, swimsuit season is right around the corner! To get you warmed up for the return of skimpy bikinis, we present you with a procession of hot HUSTLER Honeys, peeling out of their barely-there two-pieces to show off the goods...

Don’t Knock It Till You Try It

Are you reluctant to explore fetishes? You shouldn’t be. Open your mind a little, and you just might discover that you’re kinkier than you think. The year was 2010. I was in the Monteverde Cloud Forest of Costa Rica on assignment for a popular travel magazine when I met this young, feisty tica by the...

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