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July 2024

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Ivy Augustine: Hair Trigger

Begone, foul razor! Let your fuzz run wild and free. brings you the second installment in its tribute to lady pubes, featuring cam model Ivy Augustine and her untamable jungle of love. 

On the topic of body hair and the immutable sexiness thereof, allow us to invoke the Bard himself (albeit slightly out of context): “…play on, give me excess of it.” 

The sentiment applies ad infinitum to Ivy Augustine, an indelible beauty in the gothic tradition whose ample pubic landscape leaves us equally breathless and restless. Suffice to say, it only seemed fitting that we cast her as the titular star in our long-awaited sequel to Hair Apparent (Jan 6, 2022).

When last we spoke to this petite treat (4’10”!), she was teaching us old timers about proper emoji etiquette. For today’s lesson, Ivy takes readers deep into her enchanted forest for an intimate exploration of the body (hair) politic and beauty standards in sex work. Plus, top tips for eating bushy pussies! Teach us, teacher.

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FACT: Body Hair is Sexy

Who has time for tired and outdated gender norms when you’re busy being a professional hottie? Besides, Ivy’s gorgeous body hair serves a purpose—scientifically or otherwise.

“Out of all the things you’re supposed to do to be considered a conventionally attractive woman, shaving, to me, is the worst. It takes forever, and when you have sensitive skin like I do it’s a total nightmare. Even when I would do everything right, products and all, I’d still end up with the worst case of razor bumps. I eventually got so fed up dealing with my skin every time I wanted to wear a sleeveless outfit that I decided to stop shaving altogether.

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