Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

February 2024

Bella Donna
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Mamma Mia!
Featured Article

Mamma Mia!

Get ready for an X-rated Mother’s Day you’ll never forget. HUSTLER proudly presents…the Mom Squad. Fertile, fierce and very DTF.

Bump jobs, belly expansion, pasta, creameries (we think this is an Australian creampie; our researchers are still looking into it): Nature’s greatest miracle is a potent playground of popular taboo pleasures.

Sex workers who share their pregnancy are a special kind of special. Yes, it’s hard work, but the payoff is worth it; in the pantheon of fetish content, being pregnant is wholly unique in that it exists within a finite window of time. Cha-ching!

But it’s not just about the money—it’s about confidence and feeling like a goddess. It’s about kink and the freedom to explore desires. It’s about stigma and the audacity of not giving a shit. Also, we hear the sex is 🧨🧨🧨. The five knocked-up knockouts featured here told us so!

Photo by Brad James

EVELYNUNCOVERED: A TALE OF TWO UTERUSES

“I’m just a mommy…with two vaginas…who wants to be bred.” This X-rated Jerry Maguire moment is brought to you by EvelynUncovered, the mombshell (mom + bombshell) from Queensland, Australia, born with two fully functional reproductive systems. And no, you can’t see that one-in-a-million (billion?) dual-action coochie here—subscribers only, pal. But porn is lucky to have a superhero like Evelyn, sharing her body and awe-inspiring sex life with us puny mortals. So what is “complete uterus didelphys,” and how in the hell did that body art survive two babies?

Photo by Brad James

HUSTLER: I know you must have to explain this all the time, but were you really born with two vaginas? How does that work?

To Access the Full Story

Unlock all articles, full galleries and digital magazines – 3 days for only $1.35.