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June 2024

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Secondhand Snatch: A Messy Debate
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Secondhand Snatch: A Messy Debate

Is it bad form to go in for a kiss after performing oral sex on your partner, or just good, sloppy fun? We dive in and get a mouthful from the ladies on the topic.

Women are all for men who eat pussy. It’s a crucial element of foreplay that many argue makes all the difference between a satisfying sexual encounter and one that makes them wish they’d just stayed home. And for good reason, too. Studies have shown that more women orgasm through oral sex than penetration alone. 

But forget about all that science business. You don’t need the convincing of a bunch of white coats with fancy degrees to understand how important it is for a man to add dining at the Y to his sexual repertoire. Talk to any woman and she’ll tell you firsthand that anyone who’s masterful in the cunnilingual arts is a keeper. 

Show us a man who refuses to chow down south of the border, and we’ll show you some pathetic, poor bastard sitting on a barstool alone somewhere, wondering why he’s still single. On the other hand, any guy who’s eager to tongue-start a torrential orgasm in order to get his woman bucking, squirming, gyrating and cussing up a storm—that, my dear friends, has all the makings of a living legend. 

That is, until that sloppy, snatch-happy fool emerges from the dripping depths of downtown Beaverville, his tongue numb and swollen, to go in for a pre-fuck kiss. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, the legend sometimes becomes more like a leper. “Um, no thank you, that’s gross,” she might say, wrinkling up her face and turning her head as though she had just been offered a drink of tainted tap water from a kitchen sink somewhere in East Palestine, Ohio. 

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