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December 2022

Jazlyn Ray
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My Black Professor Taught Me to Squirt

The right-wing knuckle-draggers who get their MAGA-branded panties in a twist over critical race theory are going to definitely have a problem with My Black Professor Taught Me to Squirt. They’ll want to fire off an angry missive on Truth Social about it—the problem is, their hands will be too busy fondling their tiny maggot-dicks to do so. It’s hard to fault them on that last count though, as there’s plenty of prime jerk fodder here. Sparkly-eyed brunette Keira Croft is struggling with her math homework in her parents’ living room when her professor wanders in to check on her progress. It’s not entirely clear why her teacher is in her family’s house, but no matter—it’s porn, where suspension of disbelief is as necessary as lotion and tissues. Pretty soon they’re working on a long-division equation, figuring out how many times he goes into her. (That’s some math humor for you, folks.) Before long, his mighty ebony meat mast is drilling her snatch until a font of wisdom—or at least a spray of she-jizz—gushes forth from her nether cleft. Croft spills so much fluid from her fuck box, it’s a wonder she doesn’t pass out from dehydration. Tiny blond nymphet Coco Lovelock throws off a total Lolita vibe, sporting an enchanting combination of innocence and carnal abandon. Resting her pretty head on her desk, she falls into a slumber and slips into a dream in which her professor’s beef baton taps a gusher in her girl trench that makes Old Faithful look like a leaky sink faucet. Willowy, brace-faced blonde Khloe Kapri frigs her clit and sprays her slit shower right into her professor’s mouth before he returns the favor and douses her pretty mug with nad nectar. My Black Professor Taught Me to Squirt offers a teachable moment about wet and wild times; you’ll want to study superhard, so order today at AdultDVDEmpire.com. —Pico D. Ribibi

The right-wing knuckle-draggers who get their MAGA-branded panties in a twist over critical race theory are going to definitely have a problem with My Black Professor Taught Me to Squirt. They’ll want to fire off an angry missive on Truth Social about it—the problem is, their hands will be too busy fondling their tiny...
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Keira Croft, Coco Lovelock, Kimmy Kimm, Khloe Kapri, Jamie Knoxx, Musa Phoenix, Bobby Adore & Alex Jones


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