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On Your Knees?
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On Your Knees?

Is it an act of female subservience when a woman kneels before a cock to suck it? Or is it just good, dirty-kneed fun? We explore the sticky debate.

It happens nearly every Saturday night at any bar where horny singles go to mingle. Over in the corner, there’s a woman who’s just had her heart ripped out by a longtime boyfriend who left her for a Hooters girl, and she’s on the prowl to exact her revenge. Coincidentally, there’s a man across the way ready, willing and able to facilitate. They do a little talking, knock back a few shots, grind on each other a little on the dance floor and then share a kiss. Bing, bang, boom! There’s lighting, sparks, and angels emerge singing halle-fucking-lujah. Holy shit, it’s happening! She grabs him by the hand and drags him to the nearest bathroom, darting into an empty stall for a little makeout session. 

The man, perhaps under the impression that this lady’s advances mean that she’s a fast-ass ho, attempts to ever so gently persuade her to her knees for a little sucky-sucky. But she isn’t having it. “What kind of girl do you take me for?” she screams. The man, no matter how much he begs, is left hanging.   

There is some dispute these days over what constitutes disrespectful behavior when it comes to sex. Without a sense of common decency and etiquette, it can be difficult for the average lascivious lech to work on getting a piece of ass without someone crying foul. Look at a woman wrong, strike. Talk to her before she’s ready, strike two. Try to get her down on her knees in the bathroom stall for a little lip love? That could be three strikes and you’re out, son.

“It’s not the blowjob that bothers me, it’s the misogyny. I enjoy giving them, but I’m not getting on my knees to do it, and he better not ask.”

Romany

Everyone knows these days—or at least they damn well should—that a man has to obtain permission before getting busy with the object of his erection. Consent is key, and that includes getting women to genuflect before one’s genitals. Even at home where two people are presumably committed to tooting each other’s horns, any demand for wang worship could end tragically…for him. 

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