Now, did you…
“Now, did you or did you not tell me to have a good day at the office when I left this morning?!”...
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Question: When is a man…
Question: When is a man thinking about sex? Answer: Whenever he’s talking to a woman....
Question: Why does it take 400,000…
Question: Why does it take 400,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? Answer: So few ask for directions....
Rosie was relaxing on a park…
Rosie was relaxing on a park bench when a young fella plopped down on the other end. Being a friendly sort, she asked, “How do you like to spend your free time?” “I stalk,” the guy replied. “Really?” Rosie chirped. “I enjoy walks in the park and going to movies.” “Yes, I know,” the dude...
So I see…
“So I see your buddies have been here to visit you already…”...
Sorry, Mr. Williams…
“Sorry, Mr. Williams, your lease clearly states, ‘No pets.'”...
Take two of these…
“Take two of these, and for godsakes, don’t look at any more HUSTLER magazines.”...
That about…
“That about sums it up. Good night.”...
Three men were playing golf when Frank shanked…
Three men were playing golf when Frank shanked a shot deep into the trees next to the fairway. “Goddammit,” he snarled. “Wait here until I find my ball.” The duffer walked into the trees and gave up after searching for an hour. When he returned, he saw his pal Richie butt-fucking Stu on the golf...
Your Honor…
“Your Honor, Mr. Walker has had too many concussions to recall all the women he impregnated and all the abortions he paid for.”...
Skylar Vox
“I tend to date guys who are older than me, usually at least by ten years. When I lost my virginity, it was with someone close to my age, and we started dating on and off, but it was just too much drama. We were young and stupid. Since then...
Jesse Capelli & Avery Adams
Wow, take a look at those elegant curves! Have you ever seen such a good-looking…hookah?! What is a hookah? We wanted to say a woman who sells her body for sex, but actually it’s a traditional Middle Eastern smoking implement. Also known as a water pipe or bong, the hookah...
September Reign
“It’s surreal to me that I’m a porn star. I didn’t wake up one day and say, ‘I want to be in adult films.’ Instead, I started with modeling and stripping. Then that moved into webcamming, and eventually I started shooting porn. I’ve been in so many great scenes at...
Anne Barlett
“In ten years I would like to still be living in L.A. and working creatively, but I would also like to have a cabin in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors. Let’s add a dog to that mix. Maybe even a cat. Some people may not know this, but...
Mae Mae
“I’m very comfortable posing nude because not wearing any clothes is natural,” professes Mae Mae, 24, from Hershey, Pennsylvania. “And I get off on people adoring my body as much as I do.” The 5-foot-2 modeling enthusiast goes on to relate, “I think of myself as a loyal, intelligent and...
Sofia Lee
Emissions from the smokestacks of coke factories and steelworks have made Ostrava the dirtiest city in Czechia. Meet Sofia Lee, 27, a stacked strumpet who may well be her hometown’s dirtiest denizen. “I love showing off my body to the public,” the 5-foot-7 eye-catcher asserts, “and having high-energy sex with...
Smashing Anna
“I began modeling a year ago, and to be featured in any publication is an honor at my age,” says Smashing Anna, 39, a bartender from Reno, Nevada. “But HUSTLER Magazine is mind-blowing. Who would say no?” The 5-foot-3 Silver Stater has several hobbies— drawing, tattooing and practicing hand-lettering—and one...
Well-Heeled Honeys
Nothing spikes our interest quite like a girl in stilettos. High, high heels lengthen shapely stems till they seem impossibly long. Those inches lift a beauty’s buttocks so delightfully. Heels add stature and power and, for anyone who leans kinky, evoke the fantasy of being stepped on…trampled even. Presenting HUSTLER’s favorite long, tall drinks of...
Santa’s Little Humpers
The holidays are a magical time of year, and thanks to these amazing XXX stars, joy isn’t the only thing we’re filled with! What goes into shooting holiday themed content? I had the pleasure of asking some festive foxes for their take on it. Grab some milk and cookies, because, unlike Santa, you’ll come more...
Lena Paul
“I used to work in environmental preservation at a start-up in Latin America. I’d spend my days negotiating farming deals between Central American governments and the U.S., and at night I’d make extra money as a camgirl. Guess which job lasted? The company failed, but adult work paid the bills,...
She’s Got You Pegged
Are you reluctant to let your woman don a strap-on and ride your rump? You’re not alone. We explore the ins, outs, ups and downs of pegging. Strike up a conversation with the sullen geezer at the bar and he’ll likely complain about what’s waiting for him at home. “My old lady, she’s always riding...
24 Hours: Diary of a Sex Worker 2
Room service, pony play, sexting, porn, glory holes and gangbangs—it’s all in a day’s work for these industrious adult entertainers. From the makers of “Diary of a Sex Worker” comes the much-anticipated sequel “24 Hours.” The clock starts…now. Last year we asked four sex workers to document their lives for a week (“Diary of a...
You, Me & 2023
Should auld acquaintance be forgot… Yup, another trip around the sun, and you’re still alive. Give yourself a pat on the back! But just because we’re in survival mode these days doesn’t mean we can’t hold out hope for a better tomorrow. Be your best self and live life to its fullest. In a refreshing...
Butt’s Happening! Part 7
Now here’s a cause you’ll be happy to get behind! We’re hitting you with a parade of amazing asses, beautiful butts and captivating cabooses, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s finest Honeys. Go ahead; enjoy the rear views! Chloe Temple Jessica Starling Freya Parker Anne Barlett Monika May Vina Sky...
Friday Funnies: Ho, Ho, Ho! Vol. 2
Not feeling quite as jolly as you feel you should as Christmas prepares to come crashing down like a team of reindeer on your roof? Don’t worry, we have you covered, with this collection of Santa-themed jokes from the HUSTLER cartoon archive! And when you’re done here, enjoy some more belly laughs with our first...
HUSTLER Classic: Here Comes Santa Claus!
Ho, ho, ho—Santa’s coming, and his sack is bulging with treats! For this special, Christmas Eve edition of HUSTLER Classic, we’re revisiting a particularly festive pictorial featured in America’s Magazine—”Georgia Adair: Naughty & Nice.” The pictorial, which appeared in the Holiday ‘03 edition of HUSTLER, featured blond sexpot Georgia Adair—and, apropos of the season, that...
A Christmas Gangbang
Did Santa come and go once again this year without bringing you that hot group-sex experience you asked for? Don’t worry; we have you covered. ’Twas a gangbang on Christmas, but ladies come first, ’cause Zoey and Kayla are ready to burst! Hey Zoey, you hungry? Well how ’bout a snack? Forget milk and cookies—try...
