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April 2023

Laura Desirée
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Featured Article

Valentine’s Day Memories: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite performers share their sexiest Valentine’s Day experiences.

February 14th has come to symbolize a day of sharing love, affection and time with the ones we care about romantically. If you’re lucky, it can also be a day filled with steamy sex! I gathered a few of your favorite starlets to share their sexy, nasty and downright hot Valentine’s Day memories. Cupid may be a little more pervy than we thought!

Photo courtesy of Christina Castalia

Christina Castalia

Twitter: @Tina_Castalia

Steaming Hot in the Snow

“In 2021 we were in heavy lockdown due to corona (Covid-19), including a curfew. As such, we weren’t allowed to be outside after 10 p.m. or risk a fine/jail time. My man and I were celebrating Valentine’s Day the weekend before. There was a snowstorm coming, and within a few hours all the streets were covered in snow. We got a little tipsy and decided we wanted to get a little frisky as well. Since there was hardly anyone out and about, we decided there’d be no better time than to fuck out in the open without people catching us red-handed. Also, because of the heavy snow, we figured the police cars out on patrol wouldn’t be able to catch us either. We did a few more shots to keep us warm and headed out. We had to hide for a few minutes because we saw a patrol car in the distance and we didn’t wanna get caught before we got busy. We walked a bit more and found a beautiful lake, and while the snow was coming down more and more, I sucked his dick and bent over against a tree for him to shoot his load inside of me with the most beautiful winter wonderland view. There were no cars, no people and all you could hear was his hips thrusting against my ass and me moaning. After I came a few times, he exploded deep inside of me. I turned around and made sure I sucked out the last few drops. We made out in the snow for a while before we lit up a J (joint) and walked back to my house, low-key hoping for the police to catch us now so we could say ‘I’m sorry officer, but we really just wanted to have sex in the snow.’ I’m convinced they’d forgive us and let us go!”

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