Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
The Geography of Hot
What makes a country sexy? Is it the people? The food? The availability of nude beaches? It’s nebulous at best, and any attempts to quantify it would be in vain. But when did that ever stop people from trying? A recent attempt by writer Yasmin...
Wonder Domme?
That bustier, those bracelets—and don’t forget the golden lariat! Is it any wonder that our favorite metahuman is steeped in BDSM culture? No? Well, we’re going to explain it anyway. HUSTLER proudly presents…Wonder Woman: XXX Origins. The...
Naughty Noël
Well, the weather outside is frightful, but the porn is so delightful… Christmas is a time for family, food, bad sweaters and perhaps most importantly yuletide-themed adult content from all of your favorite creators. So, in the spirit of the...
Dear Jessie…
Every once in a while men don’t suck (I’m a man and have the self-awareness to know that my gender can do way better). Sex is about pleasure, yours and your partner’s, but altruism is oft overlooked in the pursuit of self-pleasure. You know...
In Love With Lust
Erika Lust, you’ve done it again! The legendary adult filmmaker (go watch Primary now!) is a shoo-in for Boss of the Year, and not just because of her commitment to diversity and female-centric pleasure. To support the well-being of her 36...
Britney, Let’s Talk
Hi, Britney. Longtime fan, first-time open letter writer. We here at HUSTLER have been following your experiences closely and want you to know that we are here to offer our support, solidarity and, if you’re interested, a platform to share your...
Penis Girl to the Rescue!
Portland has not had much to smile about recently. Between peaceful protests met with police brutality and piece-of-shit Proud Boys shooting passers-by with paintball guns, it’s safe to say Oregonians could use a bit of a diversion right...
Lactation Nation
What would Freud have to say? Who cares about that fossil and his outdated theories. All that matters is what makes you happy, and if breastfeeding gets you there, then suckle to your heart’s content (with consent, that is). However you choose to...
Turkey Day Stuffing
Thanksgiving, Turkey Day—whatever you call it, it’s the greatest eating day of the year. We gorge on that glorious bird, packed with enough tryptophan to knock out a rhinoceros. But what if, sitting there like a bloated bag of bones on your...
Billionaire Porn
Terrible-meme enthusiast and billionaire industrialist Elon Musk recently joined a very exclusive club. So exclusive that, to our knowledge, he is the only member (so far): billionaire porn star. Or so they wish over at Nafty, a finance platform...
Recycling Is Sexy
What happens to vibrators when they die? Existential implications aside, it’s a legitimate question. Sex toys, despite their very singular and personal purpose, are a consumer product just like any other: They are manufactured, people buy them,...
Disability Visibility
There is no standing in the way of greatness. No obstacle too high, no challenge too daunting, no cam show too sexy. That’s not to say it hasn’t been a difficult journey for GoAskAlex (Alex Resident), an award-winning model and...
Demon Sex
Goth Christmas—aka Halloween, aka the greatest, horniest holiday of the year—is once again upon us. Gather around, children of the night, as we regale you with dark tales of demon sex and the non-secular traditions that maintain its plausibility...
Remembering Dahlia Sky
In a community as tightly knit as the adult entertainment industry, it’s devastating when somebody slips through the cracks. In July we lost Dahlia Sky. The beloved performer was found dead in her car from an apparent gunshot wound. She...
Shock & Awe
The annual Cannes Film Festival is no stranger to controversy. In fact, controversy is the best part of this overblown and bloated parade of egos. Past directors have earned the ire of audiences with their “shocking” oeuvres (more on that...
MILF to Karens: Suck It
Like Batman or Dr. Fauci, Brittney Glidden is the hero we need but don’t deserve. Hailing from Maine, her fight is for freedom: the freedom to proclaim she is a proud MILF to the entire world—or at least to the person driving behind...
Pegging: A Primer
We live in a golden age of sexual awareness. From gender identity to ethical nonmonogamy, people are more open than ever to the full spectrum of what sex and sexuality have to offer. So the next time your partner broaches the topic of pegging,...
The G-Scale Explained
Some orgasms are better than others—like astral-projecting-into-an-other-dimension better. But every climax is different, with variables such as duration, intensity and stimulation all adding to the mix. For those who sport a vagina and...
The SpongeBob Blues
Photo by Nickelodeon Movies / AllStar Picture Library LTD./Alamy Even if you’re sexually adventurous and open-minded, you likely have limits. Such is the case with a Reddit user who wrote that his girlfriend has…needs. Role-play, to be specific....
Breathe Easier
Between climate change, pollen and pollution, allergy sufferers are really taking it in the nuts these days (yours truly included). A stuffed nose can totally ruin sex. But—and hold on to your hats, folks—what if sex, or orgasms for that matter,...
How to Spot a Cheater
We all have a tell: avoiding eye contact, touching our hair, whistling. And if you’re not careful, these unconscious ticks will expose you. In England, one private investigator is blowing the lid off of extramarital affairs by revealing...
Sperm in Space
Step aside, cockroaches: There’s a new indestructible biological entity in town, and it’s blasting off into space to colonize Mars. Maybe not tomorrow, but if you freeze some now, it might keep for a couple centuries, give or take. It would seem...
