Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Remembering Dahlia Sky
In a community as tightly knit as the adult entertainment industry, it’s devastating when somebody slips through the cracks. In July we lost Dahlia Sky. The beloved performer was found dead in her car from an apparent gunshot wound. She...
MILF to Karens: Suck It
Like Batman or Dr. Fauci, Brittney Glidden is the hero we need but don’t deserve. Hailing from Maine, her fight is for freedom: the freedom to proclaim she is a proud MILF to the entire world—or at least to the person driving behind...
Pegging: A Primer
We live in a golden age of sexual awareness. From gender identity to ethical nonmonogamy, people are more open than ever to the full spectrum of what sex and sexuality have to offer. So the next time your partner broaches the topic of pegging,...
The G-Scale Explained
Some orgasms are better than others—like astral-projecting-into-an-other-dimension better. But every climax is different, with variables such as duration, intensity and stimulation all adding to the mix. For those who sport a vagina and...
The SpongeBob Blues
Photo by Nickelodeon Movies / AllStar Picture Library LTD./Alamy Even if you’re sexually adventurous and open-minded, you likely have limits. Such is the case with a Reddit user who wrote that his girlfriend has…needs. Role-play, to be specific....
Breathe Easier
Between climate change, pollen and pollution, allergy sufferers are really taking it in the nuts these days (yours truly included). A stuffed nose can totally ruin sex. But—and hold on to your hats, folks—what if sex, or orgasms for that matter,...
How to Spot a Cheater
We all have a tell: avoiding eye contact, touching our hair, whistling. And if you’re not careful, these unconscious ticks will expose you. In England, one private investigator is blowing the lid off of extramarital affairs by revealing...
Sperm in Space
Step aside, cockroaches: There’s a new indestructible biological entity in town, and it’s blasting off into space to colonize Mars. Maybe not tomorrow, but if you freeze some now, it might keep for a couple centuries, give or take. It would seem...
Our Lips Are Sealed
You’re at a party and lock eyes with a sexy stranger. Those eyes look kind of familiar. Then it dawns on you: Holy shit, am I flirting with a celebrity? You introduce yourself, down a few overwrought cocktails, then fall into a cab. Back at...
Injustice League
Photo by Picturelux/The Hollywood Archive/Alamy Is it heroic to eat pussy? Not according to the stuffed shirts at DC Comics, who swiftly squashed plans to have Batman go down on Catwoman in the R-rated animated series Harley Quinn. Here’s how it...
If You Build It, They Will Come
PHOTO BY ANDREY KOBYLKO/ALAMY Science has come a long way in perfecting the condom. Once upon a time the prospect of wearing a rubber was akin to wrapping your cock in a garbage bag: safe, but often seemed like it was...
Hidden Agenda
The vagina is a many splendored thing. A thing of beauty. A vessel for miracles. And sometimes just a vessel…like for smuggling. We take you now to Missouri, where one Amy Wilhite, 39, found herself in hot water when it was discovered, 17 days...
Porn Matters
Regular readers of Bits & Pieces will know how preoccupied we are with porn. Not just the consumption thereof, but the space that it occupies, in our homes, in our hearts—but mostly in our homes, because sooner or later, one way or the other,...
Send in the Clowns
Remember Pennywise from Stephen King’s It? Pure nightmare fuel, right? Clowns can be downright terrifying to some, but for others those chills are more akin to arousal than any sort of fear response. Yes, clown kink is very real, and we have the...
Swipe Right in COVID Fight
PHOTO BY DESIGN PICS INC/ALAMY He may be America’s slightly inappropriate grandpa, but you gotta love Joe Biden sometimes. Not only has dignity been restored to the Oval Office, but the country is well on its way to having a...
Large and in Charge
The internet is super horny for Lady Dimitrescu. For the non-gamers in the room: Lady D—full name Alcina Dimitrescu—is a character from the 2021 survival horror blockbuster Resident Evil Village. She is a nine-foot-tall vampire mommy, which...
Red, Hot and Blue
Think about it: As America slowly but surely crawls out of its COVID hole and sanity is finally restored to the Oval Office, has there been a better time in recent memory to celebrate this soon-to-be-great-again nation? Ladies, gentlemen and...
Kinky Confessions
People are strange, do strange things and pay to have strange things done to them. And thanks to Reddit, we get to glimpse the secret world of some very dedicated essential workers. BuzzFeed did a nifty little listicle this spring, highlighting a...
Bad, Badder, Baddest
You may know Tig Notaro for her wry ’n’ dry stand-up. Now prepare to meet Tig Notaro: action star and certified badass. The host of the hilarious Funny or Die web series Under a Rock landed a role in Zack Snyder’s latest: Army of the Dead...
Fap to the Future
It’s too bad there is no national archive for porn. No Presidential library wings dedicated to vintage copies of Swank (or HUSTLER, for that matter). Because porn is so much more than a picture on a screen or page—it’s a horny time capsule, a...
There’s Something About Mary
Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, beloved adult performer Mary Carey is back for another shot at the California gubernatorial seat. But this time she’s serious (minus the puns).“Last time I was young, dumb and full...
Misfit Toys
Sex toys in the news? It’s an embarrassment of riches. Right now, even as you read these words, a dildo is making headlines. If there were a CNN for sex, it would have a special sex toy news crawl going along the bottom of the screen. Get the...
