Bits & Pieces

Did you hear the one about the Instagram model who tried to “trap” Drake, only to end up with a shot of hot sauce up her coochie? Truly, we live in the golden age of celebrity news. In a blog interview, claims she hooked up with Drizzy for some...

Nothing warms our cockles here at HUSTLER quite like a loving couple who have transcended the shackles of sexual jealousy and want to help others do the same. So what’s the secret to a loving relationship built on trust? More threesomes. Yes, you...

Maybe it’s the cumulative effect of starring in four Matrix movies, but Keanu Reeves has some very strong opinions when it comes to virtual sex with celebrities. Well, “strong” may be a bit over the top, but let’s just say that Neo is...

The naughty minxes of Cosmo are at it again, doling out sex-positive advice for lovers looking to spice things up in the bedroom or wherever their readers are doing it these days (insert anal sex joke here). We’re all about that nasty patter, so...

Ice is cold. Sugar is sweet. And women over 40 are indeed hot. As truisms go, these hardly bear repeating. What does merit discussion, however, is the persistent sense of numbskull wonderment when it comes to mature beauty. Case in point:...

How can you not adore and admire New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern? The affable and utterly competent leader is a beacon of integrity on the world stage and helped navigate her country out of the COVID hellscape that is currently ravaging...

Spring has sprung, and that can only mean one thing: The prankening is upon us! April Fools’ Day antics are a time-honored tradition and welcome distraction from COVID and its never-ending parade of variants. Our social interactions have become so...

In the comedy classic Anchorman (2004), Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) returns home after a party only to find out that his faithful dog, Baxter, has eaten an entire wheel of cheese. “How’d you do that?” he asked, astonished by this feat....

If Mike Tyson’s chauffeur claims the Baddest Man on the Planet said he might have murdered his opponent had he not fucked right before a fight, then we believe him. The champ clearly speaks from experience, and he’s certainly not the first...

Million-dollar-idea alert! For the bargain basement price of a paltry $1,000, you can join the coveted Mile High Club without the foul toilet stench or risk of being put on a no-fly list—or worse. In a way, we’re jealous we didn’t think of it...

Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, entertainment media is hardwired to recycle the “older men are sexy” trope at least once a year. And you know what? We’re not complaining. Bring on the celebrity DILFs! If there’s any room for...

From the department of soul-crushing statistics, this eye-roller of a fact: According to The Sun UK, “Nearly half of women who have sex on their period say it gives them a heightened sense of pleasure but have been shamed for suggesting...

The horror…the horror. Of sexy ketchup. Every person has their line in the sand. For Adrian Shann of Hull (U.K.), that line was crossed when a Pizza Hut turned condiments into pornography. I mean, how else was he to interpret a bottle of ketchup...

Tourists are the worst. Economically they’re a necessary evil, but there are limits—and Spain is drawing the line at habitat destruction by way of wanton public fornication. It’s called “cruiser trampling” and threatens to destroy a...

Have foot fetishists infiltrated academia? Far be it for us to cast aspersions, but it’s hard not to be skeptical of a university study that claims high-heeled shoes are a woman’s ticket to bigger Os and a superhuman pelvic floor. Obviously, a...

Love it or hate it, Valentine’s Day is Christmas for romantics. And while everyone is entitled to their kicks, the tired cliches of this annual schmaltz-fest can get tedious real fast. If overpriced restaurants, roses and gas...

Remember Kiarra Kai, the free spirit from our July 2021 issue (“Models Without Borders”) who gave up her L.A. apartment, bought a short bus and is living her best life as a sexy, fearless nomad? She’s still at it, driving all across this...

It doesn’t feel like so long ago when we once collectively scoffed at the existence of men’s rights. To quote Leslie Knope, the stalwart bureaucrat of NBC’s Parks and Recreation, “Men’s rights is nothing.” Well, what was once a petty...

The kink community has a lot to teach us about sex and sexuality. The primacy of consent is a big one, as is the importance of communication and respect for your partner. Another mainstay of BDSM: aftercare. Be you vanilla or defiantly not vanilla,...

When you want to learn how to do something right, you go to the experts. And while gay men don’t have an exclusive on eating ass, it certainly pays to listen to someone who does it with passion and gusto. Last November, Vice contributor Navin...

Readers of Bits & Pieces (we know you’re out there, people who buy HUSTLER for the “articles”) know how much we love self-love in all its forms. It’s a great stress-buster, helps you sleep, releases delicious dopamine into your...

No one loved a book bonfire quite like the Nazis. Of course, that was 80 years ago in Germany. Closer to home, in present day Wyoming, fascism is alive and well in Cheyenne’s libraries. As reported by NBC News, librarians in the Equality...

How do they do it? The speed, the precision, the swagger—what is the secret to lightning-fast shredding? Blink-182 guitarist Tom DeLonge knows a thing or two about face-melting guitar solos, and he has a theory that gives new purpose to...

Look, let’s face it: Strip clubs may never be the same again. COVID is not going away any time soon, too many people are resistant to vaccines (as in stupid, not physiologically), and to be honest, strip clubs are just bars with...