Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Carol Leigh: RIP, Scarlot Harlot
HUSTLER contributor and fetish model Lux Lives eulogizes an icon whose groundbreaking activism paved the way for sex workers today. Carol Leigh, author, artist and titan of sex worker rights activism, passed away on...
Earth-Shattering O’s
Perhaps as a sort of olive branch for her lackluster filmography (have you seen Valerian? Blech!), model-slash-actor (Zoolander reference!) Cara Delevingne is dedicating herself to science—not her body so much as the full-body sensation of sexual...
Hurray for St. Paddy’s Day!
The most famous drinking holiday in the world is nearly upon us, but this year we’re hoisting our mugs to salute the real heroes of Saint Patrick’s Day: sexy Celtic adult industry workers from Eugene, Oregon, to Belfast,...
The Professional Bimbo
When the world is getting crazier with each passing day and the stresses of life make you want to walk into the ocean, ask yourself, would you rather be IN the moment or blissfully detached from all thoughts and worries? There’s a...
Sex Trends: What’s Hot
Trends may come and go, but like Chuck Taylors or weed (especially weed), hot, kinky, consensual sex will never go out of style. Here in the Bits & Pieces boiler room, we’re tracking what’s hot and what’s five-minutes-ago so that...
Sex in Space
He’s the heartthrob porn star who launched a million memes. Now Johnny Sins has his sights set on porn’s final frontier: space. In a recent interview with Vice Australia, Sins said he would love to be the first porn star in orbit. “I think...
Rumor Has It
Say what you will about his recent output (please leave house music to the professionals), Drake has proven himself quite the trickster in promoting his 12th LP, Her Loss, a joint release with 21 Savage. To promote the album, the rappers released a...
Valentine’s Day Lingerie
Let’s not hem ourselves into an unnecessarily rigid definition of how to enjoy Valentine’s Day. Michelin-star restaurants, diamonds, hot air balloon rides—fine for some, but for those who prefer to buck tradition, might we suggest a...
Girls! Girls! Girls!
Film nerds are for sure familiar with the Criterion Closet. This is a popular video series by the acclaimed Criterion Collection, a film and video distribution company dedicated to restoring and preserving some of the greatest motion pictures ever...
Grave Tales
Homer Simpson: “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to Clown College!” Bart, to the rest of the family: “I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.” This classic moment from The Simpsons is pretty...
You, Me & 2023
Should auld acquaintance be forgot… Yup, another trip around the sun, and you’re still alive. Give yourself a pat on the back! But just because we’re in survival mode these days doesn’t mean we can’t hold out hope for a better tomorrow. Be...
Battle of the Biopics
Ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary folk, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen: Rocco Siffredi wants you to know that the...
Dead Sexy
You know what we don’t spend enough time discussing? Celebrities who have sex with ghosts. Last summer Buzzfeed blessed us with a spooky listicle of A-listers who claim to have experienced spectral encounters of a rather intimate nature....
Vibrategate
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and it threatens to unravel the very fabric of society. Vibrating anal beads, once a harmless sex toy, are at the epicenter of multiple scandals involving extremely unsportsmanlike conduct. And frankly,...
Pillow Hacks
If you thought pillows were just for sleep and occasionally smothering your enemies, then boy, do we have some fun news for you about this multifaceted bedroom staple/murder weapon. Doctors at a private medical clinic in New York were able to...
Emojis For Dummies
Full disclosure: The HUSTLER editorial team skews Millennials and older. And as much as we try to stay on top of current trends, we must admit that this latest revelation was a tough pill to swallow: The thumbsup emoji is out! If, like us, you lean...
Crystal Ball(s)
All right, 2023, let’s get this over with: Tell us to hold your beer so you can go fuck things up even more than they are now. We’ll wait. War in Ukraine, Kanye vs. Jews, Queen kicks the bucket—seriously, where do we go from here? Followers of...
In the Key of Sex
We really feel for Reddit user TylerLife, who recently got dragged all over the internet for his shall we say unorthodox taste in music. Don’t get us wrong—everything has its place in time and space, but less so when curating your sex playlist....
Perfect Pairs
Pairing wine and food is as much science as it is instinct. Yes, most shellfish are best enjoyed with a crisp white, but ultimately, it’s about what works for you and your particular palette. There is no crime in enjoying a robust claret with your...
Christmas Cuties
It’s that time of year again, when we hang our stockings and gather ’round the hearth to toast another yuletide season. But if you’re more Larry Flynt than Norman Rockwell, then boy, oh, boy, do we have a Christmas present for you! Yes, dear...
Hot for Mascots
It’s been a wild year, but even we didn’t have “the yassification of Gritty” on our 2022 bingo cards. Smash-cut to September, when an attendee at DragonCon in Georgia tweeted out a photo of a cosplayer who had accomplished the seemingly...
HUSTLER @ the Movies: “Orgazmo”
History will judge Trey Parker and Matt Stone as the greatest cultural arbiters of our era. The scorched-earth satire of South Park is a gift, but let’s not forget that they also blessed us with some of the most...
