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Doshi Domination

It’s the Year of the Rabbit, but only according to Chinese astrology. For fans of porn’s fastest-rising star, however, 2023 belongs to one person and one person only: Nicole Doshi. Born in China, Doshi dominated adult entertainment in 2022....

Multiplayer Mischief

Yeah, naked Twister is great and all, but have you ever had sweaty, passionate sex right after a heated Mario Kart battle? Naughty adult games are the spice of life, but what about those nights when strip poker and truth or dare simply won’t cut...

Law & Order: Hotwife Unit

Did you hear the one about the sexy Tennessee cop who got fired for banging six of her fellow officers? Somewhere in L.A., a production company is scrambling to put together the porno based on this very sexy scandal. A recap for the...

At the Movies, With Axel Braun

When considering art and the appreciation thereof, the only constant is its complete subjectivity. Great art is great because it inspires awe in your soul. But even the most cynical critic would be hard-pressed to deny the...

Year of the Peg

We don’t need much in the way of encouragement to champion the virtues of pegging (butt stuff rocks). So if amateur porn site Clips4Sale says that pegging is shaping up to be the fetish trend of 2023, then let’s strap up, strap on and get to it!...

Fucking Famous

In an interview late last year, porn A-lister and HUSTLER centerfold (44th Anniversary Issue) Abella Danger revealed her secret celeb sex fantasy: Barbie herself, Ms. Margot Robbie. Do we approve? Hell, yes! Are we surprised? Not really. To be...

Porn, a Love Story

Gooners: They are the unsung heroes of adult entertainment, worshiping and consuming porn with the passion of evangelical true believers. And Catherine Duffy? She is living the goonette (female gooner) lifestyle to the max. (But for the record,...

A Little Dab’ll Do Ya

We take TikTok tutorials with a grain of salt, and so should you, but as soon as “vabbing” started to trend, it was decided that further research would be required. Paging Dr. Ravioli! Clown Princess Kat Ravioli is many things to many...

Sex Club Rules

For the multitudes of us who are perpetually horny and kink-curious, taking that first big step is often the hardest. So it’s deeply appreciated when experienced sexperts lend a helping hand with priceless (and face-saving) advice. Of course, no...

Eat More Ass

Let us dispense with the pleasantries and get right to the point: Do you like butt stuff? How about lethally gorgeous redheads who like butt stuff? Performer extraordinaire and guest columnist Sonia Harcourt delivers a master class on rimming and...

Carol Leigh: RIP, Scarlot Harlot

HUSTLER contributor and fetish model Lux Lives eulogizes an icon whose groundbreaking activism paved the way for sex workers today. Carol Leigh, author, artist and titan of sex worker rights activism, passed away on...

Earth-Shattering O’s

Perhaps as a sort of olive branch for her lackluster filmography (have you seen Valerian? Blech!), model-slash-actor (Zoolander reference!) Cara Delevingne is dedicating herself to science—not her body so much as the full-body sensation of sexual...

Hurray for St. Paddy’s Day!

The most famous drinking holiday in the world is nearly upon us, but this year we’re hoisting our mugs to salute the real heroes of Saint Patrick’s Day: sexy Celtic adult industry workers from Eugene, Oregon, to Belfast,...

The Professional Bimbo

When the world is getting crazier with each passing day and the stresses of life make you want to walk into the ocean, ask yourself, would you rather be IN the moment or blissfully detached from all thoughts and worries? There’s a...

Sex Trends: What’s Hot

Trends may come and go, but like Chuck Taylors or weed (especially weed), hot, kinky, consensual sex will never go out of style. Here in the Bits & Pieces boiler room, we’re tracking what’s hot and what’s five-minutes-ago so that...

Sex in Space

He’s the heartthrob porn star who launched a million memes. Now Johnny Sins has his sights set on porn’s final frontier: space. In a recent interview with Vice Australia, Sins said he would love to be the first porn star in orbit. “I think...

Rumor Has It

Say what you will about his recent output (please leave house music to the professionals), Drake has proven himself quite the trickster in promoting his 12th LP, Her Loss, a joint release with 21 Savage. To promote the album, the rappers released a...

Valentine’s Day Lingerie

Let’s not hem ourselves into an unnecessarily rigid definition of how to enjoy Valentine’s Day. Michelin-star restaurants, diamonds, hot air balloon rides—fine for some, but for those who prefer to buck tradition, might we suggest a...

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Film nerds are for sure familiar with the Criterion Closet. This is a popular video series by the acclaimed Criterion Collection, a film and video distribution company dedicated to restoring and preserving some of the greatest motion pictures ever...

Grave Tales

Homer Simpson: “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to Clown College!” Bart, to the rest of the family: “I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.” This classic moment from The Simpsons is pretty...

Crystal Ball(s)

All right, 2023, let’s get this over with: Tell us to hold your beer so you can go fuck things up even more than they are now. We’ll wait. War in Ukraine, Kanye vs. Jews, Queen kicks the bucket—seriously, where do we go from here? Followers of...

You, Me & 2023

Should auld acquaintance be forgot… Yup, another trip around the sun, and you’re still alive. Give yourself a pat on the back! But just because we’re in survival mode these days doesn’t mean we can’t hold out hope for a better tomorrow. Be...

Battle of the Biopics

Ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary folk, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen: Rocco Siffredi wants you to know that the...

Dead Sexy

You know what we don’t spend enough time discussing? Celebrities who have sex with ghosts. Last summer Buzzfeed blessed us with a spooky listicle of A-listers who claim to have experienced spectral encounters of a rather intimate nature....