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Saturday Special: Red-Hot Beavers

You gotta love redheads—especially when they’re stripped down and showing off their goods. In honor of sexy babes with that rarest of hair colors—and the spunk and spirit of the amateur exhibitionists who’ve graced the pages of HUSTLER Magazine—we dipped into the Beaver Hunt archives to highlight some of our favorite redheaded nudes next door....

Ugly Dudes With Hot Chicks: What Gives?

Why do so many attractive women seem to go for homely guys? (Spoiler alert: It’s not always money.) Join us as we unravel the mystery of the Beauty and the Beast dynamic. “I am not an animal! I am a human being. I am a man.” – J. Merrick If you’ve been out on the...

Sklarred for Life

You’ve Seen Them on ESPN, or Comedy Central, or Showtime. If It’s Funny And It’s On TV, There’s No Way You Haven’t Been Tag-Teamed By The Sklar Brothers.  We paired Randy and Jason with our own Triple-X twin, then got the lowdown on monkey porn, banging 20,000 chicks, and dealing with haters.   HUSTLER: What do...

Larry Flynt for President

“Larry Flynt for President tells a story so wild that the documentary plays as a succulent time machine of sordid 1980s mishegas.” —Owen Gleiberman, Variety A new film chronicles the legendary publisher’s run for the White House. HUSTLER sits down with Nadia Szold, the bold director who brought it to the screen. HUSTLER’s publisher had...

Larry Flynt for President: The Movie!

The legendary HUSTLER publisher’s famous campaign for the highest office in the land gets a fresh look in a new documentary.  Larry Flynt’s political affiliation varied on occasion. The legendary HUSTLER publisher was, at different times, a Democrat, a civil libertarian and, during his is-this-really-happening 1984 run for the highest office in the land, he...

Michelle Jean

“I’m not your stereotypical Canadian girl. I don’t like beer, I don’t watch hockey, and I have no idea how to ice skate. I was raised in a small, conservative town where wearing a short skirt would start gossip. And I liked wearing short skirts! See, in the end, people...

Heavy Petting With Porn Stars

Snakes and pigs and rats, oh my! Some of our favorite adult performers talk about their unusual animal companions. Pets have the ability to calm our minds, brighten our spirits and fill our days with love. Most people have “mainstream” critters such as dogs and cats, but there are others out there that spread the...

Dead Daisies’ Glenn Hughes: The Voice of Rock

There is no greater living rock ’n’roll singer than Glenn Hughes. The legendary vocalist and bass player best known for his time in Trapeze and the classic Burn-era Deep Purple is still in top form after seven decades on Earth. And at 70, an age where most rock stars are announcing their retirement tours, Glenn...

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember

They say cheaters never prosper, and that might be true—but they definitely provide a lot of laughs with their philandering ways. Join us as we take a look at the lighter side of infidelity with these uproarious cartoons. You definitely won’t feel cheated!  “Can I call you back, dear? The office is crazy today, and...

Sunny Leone

Sunny Leone, whose parents had emigrated from India, grew up in Canada and relocated to Southern California in 1996 with her family. Soon after graduating from high school, the ingenue began modeling, slowly transitioning from mainstream work to nude layouts. Finally opting to have sex in front of the camera,...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zoey Foxx

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Zoey Foxx, a petite brunet firecracker whose fresh-faced, angelic looks belie her devilish sexual spirit.  Zoey’s first big splash in the pages of HUSTLER with the October ’15 pictorial “Pretty in Pink.”...

Disability Visibility

There is no standing in the way of greatness. No obstacle too high, no challenge too daunting, no cam show too sexy. That’s not to say it hasn’t been a difficult journey for GoAskAlex (Alex Resident), an award-winning model and performer who was diagnosed at the age of ten with ulcerative colitis, a bowel-specific autoimmune...

Remembering Dahlia Sky

In a community as tightly knit as the adult entertainment industry, it’s devastating when somebody slips through the cracks. In July we lost Dahlia Sky. The beloved performer was found dead in her car from an apparent gunshot wound. She was 31. The investigation focused on suicide as the cause of death. Per the New...

Pegging: A Primer

We live in a golden age of sexual awareness. From gender identity to ethical nonmonogamy, people are more open than ever to the full spectrum of what sex and sexuality have to offer. So the next time your partner broaches the topic of pegging, don’t pucker up and shut down; just relax, and open your…mind...

Demon Sex

Goth Christmas—aka Halloween, aka the greatest, horniest holiday of the year—is once again upon us. Gather around, children of the night, as we regale you with dark tales of demon sex and the non-secular traditions that maintain its plausibility even to this day. In a scholarly overview for the University of Southern California, author and...

Recycling Is Sexy

What happens to vibrators when they die? Existential implications aside, it’s a legitimate question. Sex toys, despite their very singular and personal purpose, are a consumer product just like any other: They are manufactured, people buy them, and then they die—from natural causes or otherwise (bad dog!). The difference with sex toys, however, is the...

MILF to Karens: Suck It

Like Batman or Dr. Fauci, Brittney Glidden is the hero we need but don’t deserve. Hailing from Maine, her fight is for freedom: the freedom to proclaim she is a proud MILF to the entire world—or at least to the person driving behind her. Glidden owns a 2013 teal Chrysler Town & Country minivan, known...

Shock & Awe

The annual Cannes Film Festival is no stranger to controversy. In fact, controversy is the best part of this overblown and bloated parade of egos. Past directors have earned the ire of audiences with their “shocking” oeuvres (more on that later), but 2021 will stand out in annals of history as the year Paul Verhoeven...

Asshole of The Month: Greg Abbott

Republican governors now control a majority of U.S. states, 27, meaning there is stiff competition for most backward Asshole governor in the nation. Leading the pack, along with Ron DeSantis of Florida and a few others, is the cretinous caudillo of our most populous red state, Greg Abbott of Texas, who proves the old adage...

HUSTLER Classic: A Sunny Disposition

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the hottest chick of all?  That’s a tough question that’s largely subject to personal taste, but Sunny Leone is definitely in the running, as evidenced by her September ’06 HUSTLER pictorial “Sunny Leone: Reflections of Love.” The pictorial, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, wasn’t the first time that the...

Fuck Me — But No Kissing!

Swapping spit is usually considered a standard component of bumping uglies—but it’s not for everybody. We dig into the psychology and logistics of slobber-free screwing. Step inside the red-light district of Amsterdam, and it’s hard not to take advantage of the opportunity to go window-shopping for sex. There are hundreds of legal prostitutes standing seductively...

Big, Beautiful & Unstoppable

The BBW category represents a major portion of the porn market, but plus-size performers often face challenges in the industry. Some of our favorite Big, Beautiful Women share their stories. One reason why porn is amazing is because it includes so many unique, talented and gorgeous individuals—and multitudes of genres for them to explore. There...

Britt Lightning: “Rock ’n’ Roll = Sex”

The fret-shredding ax-slinger for metal masters Vixen explains her inspiration for picking up a guitar, her band’s evolving dynamic and how sexuality fits into rock music. The band Vixen holds a special place in the hearts of many a man who came of age in the era of hair metal. While most bands of that...

Pricey Pleasure: The Art of Financial Domination

Never mind whips and paddles; here’s a form of BDSM that hits you where it really hurts—right in the wallet! What lengths would you go to worship the woman of your dreams? Some men (and women) go so far as to drain their bank accounts and provide lavish gifts in order to please the targets...

Mom… Dad… I’m in Porn

Some of our favorite XXX performers reveal how they broke news of their careers to their family and friends. How do you even begin to start the conversation letting those in your social circle know you have sex on camera? We asked some lovely actresses how their “talk” went, and you don’t want to miss...

Mindful Masturbation

Want to get more out of your self-pleasure sessions than a quick, convenient climax? Prepare to get your head in the game! Jerking off, wanking, flicking the bean, spanking the monkey, rubbing one out… no matter how you talk about masturbation (if you discuss it at all), you probably know that it’s incredibly normal and...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Avi Love

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Avi Love, an enchanting brunette from Las Vegas, Nevada—which is popularly known as Sin City. And, as you shall see, Avi is no stranger to deliciously wicked behavior.  Avi first thrilled HUSTLER...

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