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December 2021

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Ultimate Fuck Toy: Gabbie Carter

It’s a pretty chancy endeavor to base an entire stroke video around one chick, but Ultimate Fuck Toy: Gabbie Carter was a pretty safe bet. Naturally stacked beyond all probable belief, Carter has a couple of big things going for her. (In case there was any question, I’m talking about her breasts. Huge, billowing, glorious knockers that prove, without a doubt, that God is a tit man.) This is a many-moods-of-Gabbie offering, with each mood being some variety of horny. Things kick off with Carter decked out in a neon yellow slut uniform that makes her look like a superhero whose power is mesmerizing her foes into stunned obedience with the slightest jiggle of her milk mounds. (Hey, it’s as believable as anything you’ll see on The Boys.) Dusky woodsman Isiah Maxwell and his jumbo-size meat mallet pose a worthy challenge to Super Gabbie as he wields his massive prick like it’s an oil drill and he’s looking to tap a gusher. Grizzled scum-slinger Mick Blue goes for the anal gusto, spelunking Carter’s shitpit until it resembles an open manhole at the intersection of Sodomy Street and Ass-Fuck Avenue. Blue rewards Gabbie for her rectal endurance with a thick man-milk mustache of Sam Elliott proportions. The video reaches its maximum mammary potential when Carter teams up with fellow bra-buster Angela White to tag-team swordsman Michael Stefano, who heroically navigates the bounty of chest flesh with stiff-dicked aplomb. Ultimate Fuck Toy: Gabbie Carter is worth playing with—and will definitely have viewers playing with themselves. —P.D.R.

It’s a pretty chancy endeavor to base an entire stroke video around one chick, but Ultimate Fuck Toy: Gabbie Carter was a pretty safe bet. Naturally stacked beyond all probable belief, Carter has a couple of big things going for her. (In case there was any question, I’m talking about her breasts. Huge, billowing,...
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Gabbie Carter
Angela White

Gabbie Carter, Angela White, Isiah Maxwell, Mick Blue, Markus Dupree, Michael Stefano


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Jules Jordan
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