Your wife was right about you! You are an extremely violent individual!
“Your wife was right about you! You are an extremely violent individual!”...
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You remind me of the economy. You both suck.
“You remind me of the economy. You both suck.”...
She’s doing so much better this year!
“She’s doing so much better this year! Last year she was selling kisses.”...
Don’t bother your father. It’s our anniversary…
“Don’t bother your father. It’s our anniversary, and he’s getting in the mood.”...
Turkey? Let’s start a tradition of having something…
“Turkey? Let’s start a tradition of having something we really want to eat on Thanksgiving!”...
I miss the good old days, when I could just shit in the woods!
“I miss the good old days, when I could just shit in the woods!”...
Jaye Summers
“I live to be outdoors and in the sun. If I can’t have a D, then vitamin D will hold me over! There’s just something about warm weather that fills me with joy. I also like smoking a little weed, reading books and blurting out spoilers in movies. I hate...
Angel Youngs
“I’ve always been sexual, and I’ve always been stubborn in my ways. I’ve changed a little—grown and all that—but I’m still the goofy whore I’ve always been. If it tells you anything, ‘Crazy Bitch’ by Buckcherry is my favorite song. “I don’t think I have many hobbies besides fucking. I...
Mina Moon
“My mother is Korean, and we are super close. Because of her, it’s always been my dream to travel to Korea and learn the language and more about my culture. My Asian heritage is the main reason I chose my stage name, Mina Moon. I want people to know that...
Aria Giovanni
CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE DECEMBER 2007 ISSUE OF HUSTLER. It should come as no surprise that Aria Giovanni has a one-track mind. “My life is about sex,” maintains the world-famous model/actress. “When I lost my virginity at an early age and discovered how much I love to screw, my destiny...
Agatha Vega
“I can be dramatic, and when I actually feel someone’s desire, that turns me on like nothing else. Big surprise, I’m an exhibitionist. The adrenaline rush of being discovered fucking in a taxi or on a bus is just delicious. I’ve always loved touching myself, and I crave an audience—I...
Bikini MILF Mom
“Being nude in HUSTLER was a longtime dream of mine,” says Bikini MILF Mom, who was born and raised in Thermopolis, Wyoming. “I recently picked up an issue and was reminded of Beaver Hunt. As soon as I saw those sexy ladies, I thought that at age 58 it was...
Hannah Grace
“At times I can be a huge introvert and homebody,” admits Hannah Grace, 23, an online content creator from Columbus, Ohio. “I can be shy, quiet, maybe even a little timid. But being part of the adult industry has helped me to come out of my shell. I’ve always felt...
John Carpenter & Sandy King Carpenter: Always Start With the Story
John Carpenter is one of the best-known storytellers of our time. As a horror filmmaker, he has written, directed and in many cases scored numerous classics. Think Halloween, The Fog, The Thing, Christine and Prince of Darkness. His filmography includes notable entries in other genres as well: Cult faves and critically acclaimed films like Dark...
In the Beginning: The Origins of COVID-19
Was COVID-19 transmitted from animals to humans, or did well-meaning scientists unleash a Frankenstein virus on the world? Soon after the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, in February 2020, the prestigious British medical journal The Lancet published a letter signed by 27 public health experts vowing, “We stand together to strongly condemn conspiracy theories suggesting...
The Great Outdoors
As the bleak cold of winter approaches and we become prisoners to our heated homes, HUSTLER takes time to celebrate the women who go au naturel in nature, the true wonders of our world. Rahyndee James July ’17 Zazie Skymm & Tiffany Tatum September ’19 Avery Adams December ’04 Deidre Holland February ’90 Betty Sue...
Kristin’s husband Daniel always
Kristin’s husband Daniel always insisted on making love in the dark. After obliging him for 20 years, Kristin finally turned on a bedroom light one night and found Daniel holding a huge dildo. “You impotent, limp-dicked bastard!” she screamed. “How could you deceive me all these years?!” Daniel looked his wife straight in the eye...
What do you call a gay guy from the Deep South?
Question: What do you call a gay guy from the Deep South? Answer: A homo-sex-y’all....
Tina ran out to the yard, where her father was about to start …
Tina ran out to the yard, where her father was about to start cutting the grass. “Daddy, what’s sex?” the little girl asked. Her startled father sat Tina down and told her about the birds and the bees. Then he thought, What the hell? He mentioned intercourse, conception, sperm and eggs. Covering a wide range...
The boss had to lay somebody off, and he narrowed the list down…
The boss had to lay somebody off, and he narrowed the list down to Mary or Jack. It was a hard decision because both were excellent employees. Rather than flip a coin, the boss decided he would fire the first one who used the water fountain the next day, Mary came to work the next...
Asshole of the Month: Tony Perkins
Christian conservatives have long sought to legislate their version of morality, enforcing their religious beliefs on the population at large. But to do this as Americans, they have to wear a one-eyed blindfold, ignoring what the Founding Fathers ordered in the Constitution: separation of church and state. Washington, Jefferson, Franklin and company had seen enough...
Call Me!
Yes, phone sex is still a thriving business in the internet age. We chatted with expert practitioners of this enduring craft to learn the secrets of their success. Phone sex has probably existed since the invention of the telephone. (Thanks, Alexander Graham Bell!) And despite the many technical advances that the sex industry has benefited...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Love
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Lena Love, a blond beauty hailing from Prague, Czech Republic, which is also referred to as the City of a Hundred Spires—and if anyone’s capable of putting a pinnacle in a guy’s...
