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A Manwhore’s Journey

How comedian Billy Procida turned the “problem” of women just wanting to sleep with him into a sex-positive podcast odyssey In terms of sex, Billy Procida is no “unicorn” (a solo woman who plays with couples). When it comes to sex podcasting, however, the man behind The Manwhore Podcast is nearly that unique, almost a rare and...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cassidy Banks

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we celebrate the beauty, charm, spirit and sexuality of Cassidy Banks, who hails from Denver, Colorado—the Mile High City, known for its spectacular mountain views. And speaking of mountain views, Cassidy boasts a pretty impressive range herself. The 38DD...

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“Relax, Moses… We’ll just think up some other perversions!”

“Relax, Moses… We’ll just think up some other perversions!”...

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Eating Ain’t Cheating … or Is It?

A popular theory has it that going down on someone outside of your relationship doesn’t constitute infidelity. We got people’s tongues wagging about whether they believe that’s true or not. “Eating ain’t cheating,” the old saying goes. It’s a liberal sexual philosophy that’s expressed in such settings as dark, seedy watering holes. You’ll hear it...

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Hump-Day Special: There’s the Rub!

Feeling a little bit worn out during the midweek slump? You know what would refresh you? A nice massage! Better yet, how about a few massages, where every inch of the clients’ bodies get worked over? Prepare to get rubbed not just the right way, but the best way possible! Your Hump Day might have...

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Funny Fuckers: Porn Stars Who Are Also Comedians

It’s no joke—Stormy Daniels, Kate Kennedy and other XXX performers are finding the humor in branching out into comedy. Two of the most common human fears are public speaking and being naked in front of strangers. So what does that say about porn performers who moonlight as stand-up comics? It’s not exactly a new phenomenon....

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Porn Is Hard

Ten-year porn veteran Missy Martinez reflects on the mental, emotional and physical challenges that she encountered in the adult-entertainment industry. For those of you who may not know me, I’m Missy Martinez and was a porn star for 10 years. Ten … sticky years. Since retiring two years ago, I’ve done a lot of reflecting...

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Women on Top!

It’s National Women’s Equality Day, when we celebrate the 19th Amendment of the United States Constitution. Certified on August 26, 1920, the amendment granted women full voting rights in America. While there’s still work to do in bringing about complete gender parity in the world, we can still applaud this landmark moment in the suffrage...

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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked

Prostitution—it’s the world’s oldest profession and, in the pages of HUSTLER, the source of some timeless humor. Looking for a good time? Then join us on the stroll for a look at some of our most uproarious cartoons revolving around ladies of the evening. “Our business is down because the politicians have gotten so fucking...

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Injustice League

Photo by Picturelux/The Hollywood Archive/Alamy Is it heroic to eat pussy? Not according to the stuffed shirts at DC Comics, who swiftly squashed plans to have Batman go down on Catwoman in the R-rated animated series Harley Quinn. Here’s how it went down, according to series creators Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker (courtesy of Variety,...

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Ms. Red X

Eager to put herself “out there” as a Beaver is Ms. Red X, 30, from Las Vegas, Nevada. “I’m a fiery, fun-loving, silly, wild and expressive individual who loves life and sex,” the 5-foot-4 “multitalented” model and makeup artist declares. “My hobbies include writing, art, dance, creating customwear and accessories,...

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My Neighbor’s Bush

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It’s Time to Tackle the Tax Dodgers

The massive tax giveaway passed by the previous Republican Administration has turned out to be an even bigger gift to the ultrarich than expected. That bill lowered the corporate tax rate from 35% to a paltry 21%. Part of the argument for such a drastic reduction was that loopholes for tax evasion would be eliminated...

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Memphis Monroe

We love attractive young women who enjoy stripping naked at the drop of a cowboy hat. Like our latest discovery: 20-year-old Ms. Memphis Monroe, who just moved to Tinseltown from Louisville, Kentucky. “I’m a small-town girl with big-city dreams, I guess,” says the 5-foot-6 wishful thinker. “I really want to...

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Violet Myers

“I’m Turkish, Mexican and Pakistani. I grew up in Los Angeles and was raised by a group of supportive women who always gave me the best advice. I developed physically at an early age, and people bullied me for my big boobs. My self-esteem took a hit, but now I...

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Marlena Magdalene

“I think my first experience with HUSTLER was finding vintage 1970s copies in an antique store. I remember thinking all of the women were so beautiful and confident, and I was excited at the chance to be one of them! I absolutely adore erotica, so I’m always thinking up unique...

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Our Lips Are Sealed

You’re at a party and lock eyes with a sexy stranger. Those eyes look kind of familiar. Then it dawns on you: Holy shit, am I flirting with a celebrity? You introduce yourself, down a few overwrought cocktails, then fall into a cab. Back at theirs, you think, No one will believe me, and you’re...

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Is Garland up to the Task?

Biden’s attorney general must step up to save Democracy and detour Trump’s “Road to Tyranny.” Nothing is gonna be easy for the new U.S. attorney general. Writing in Washington Monthly, law professor Jennifer Taub quipped, “This is Merrick Garland’s Tylenol moment, and by which I mean he has more than a headache, but a poisoning...

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Asshole of the Month: Bill Cosby

The rise, fall and now supposed redemption of Bill Cosby—he was released from prison in late June after serving three years for sexual assault—is a complex story about the evolving emancipation of two defining identities in American culture: race and gender. For unfamiliar Millennials and the generations beyond, and boomers with bad memories…Bill Cosby was...

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Tiffany Hilton

“I like hearing people’s stories,” avows Tiffany Hilton, 32, an exotic dancer from Chicago, Illinois. “I’m very friendly, caring and compassionate.” The 5-foot-5 modeling newbie is also incredibly candid. “Clothes are constrictive,” Tiffany notes. “Being naked is my comfort zone, and having a companion makes it even more delightful.” Her...

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Jane Teese

“I’m outgoing, flirtatious and, according to my man, fearless,” says Jane Teese, 29, a flight attendant from San Francisco, California. “I’m also very adaptable and resourceful. I can MacGyver stuff like you wouldn’t believe.” That knack eventually opened the door to a risqué hobby. “During the pandemic,” Jane explains, “my...

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Phil Hellmuth: Positivity & the Poker Brat

Whether Phil Hellmuth is the most obnoxious player in poker (his reputation) or the nicest (Phil’s own claim), one thing is certain: The Poker Brat is the game’s greatest tournament player. Phil has 15 World Series of Poker victories, while runners-up Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan and Phil Ivey have managed only ten each. Phil is...

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Get a Fucking Job: Switching Careers From Mainstream to XXX

It takes courage and conviction to change careers. Some leaps, however, are more daunting than others. We all have dreams, but adult entertainment? That’s some plutonium-grade self-actualization. Who hasn’t thought of giving up a day job to chase your passion? Sadly, that’s where it ends for most of us—a passing thought, the weight of which...

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Anal Savages 6

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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room…

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife instead of calling her. He accidentally typed the wrong address, and the message was sent to a widow who had just returned home after her husband’s funeral. Expecting condolences from her relatives...