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No Cops for Traffic Stops!

People of color are getting killed in the USA for expired license plates or broken taillights. While driving home from a grocery store with his girlfriend and her four-year-old daughter in 2016, Philando Castile was pulled over in a St. Paul, Minnesota, suburb for a broken taillight. Due to the driver’s “wide-set nose,” the responding...

The Dead Deads: The Girls Are Alright

Meet The Dead Deads, a trio of rocking females that features McQueen Dead on drums, Daisy Dead on bass and Meta Dead on guitar and vocals. The Nashville-based group plays a blend of hardcore metal riffs, perfected pop hooks and dark themes to create a uniquely cool new sound. They count the bands Seether, Bush,...

Hunter S. Thompson’s HUSTLER Moment

Looking back on that time when America’s Magazine interviewed the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas icon. HUSTLER and Hunter S. Thompson: if they weren’t a match made in heaven, then they certainly were compatriots in some strange and wonderful place. Two iconic entities dedicated to preserving personal liberty, pursuing the truth, and exposing the...

Fantasy

“My life philosophy is simple: Treat others how you want to be treated! Karma always comes around, and we are judged by our hearts’ intentions. I am passionate about sex workers’ rights—I started in the adult industry as a professional dominatrix when I was just 18. I need someone who...

America’s Most-Cheating Cities

Looking to step out on your relationship for a little bit of strange? Read on to find out which U.S. locations are the best bet for a fling. Florida is not only famous for alligators, Disney World, foolhardy COVID-19 policies and its daily “Florida Man” headlines, but it is also the home of three of...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marica Hase

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Marica Hase, a XXX stunner originally from Tokyo who has since made a major splash with Western porn fans.  Marica’s initial big impression on HUSTLER readers came with the December ’14 “Me...

Losing It: Tales of Cherry-Popping Madness

Cock-blocking roosters. Pissed-off dads who threaten castration. If you think that losing your virginity was awkward, check out these cringe-inducing stories of lost innocence. Young people often over-romanticize losing their virginity as if it’s going to be an ultra-sexy, mind-blowing affair that will inspire harp-strumming angels to emerge from the heavens. Although our first time...

Kitty Quinn: Your New Queen Beaver!

Like many cherished annual traditions, HUSTLER’s Beaver of the Year contest suffered a disruption due to the coronavirus, as the ongoing pandemic and the safety concerns surrounding it threw a sizable monkey wrench into the works. Sadly, COVID-19 led to the postponement of the photoshoot for this year’s winner, leaving readers waiting with bated breath. ...

The Alt-Right Is Not All Right

The Tea Party movement has morphed into what is known as the “alt-right”—the insurgency that nominated their hero, Donald Trump, and upset the ambitions of Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio and the rest of the GOP clown car. The alt-right hates the entire Washington establishment—especially beltway conservatives that they call “cuckservatives”—almost as much as...

Mila Azul

“I play electric guitar, sing and play the piano. Some of my celebrity crushes are Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails, Jimi Hendrix because he is a guitar hero and David Bowie because he is cosmic, yes? Talent is something I find very sexy. “I prefer making love in the...

Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled

In the mood for some smartass humor? You’re in luck, because we’re classing up the place—in a manner of speaking—with some textbook examples of outrageous cartoons! “Your son is extremely intelligent for his age. He does not believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, or the Republican Party.”  “Richard, ask the question...

Payson Prime

“I knew from the time I turned 13 that I wanted to be a stripper,” says Payson Prime, 24, from Phoenix, Arizona. “I’ve worked in commercial real estate and the medical field off and on, but I’ve never been shy about my aspirations in the adult industry. I had a...

Megan Maiden

“It was always my dream to be in a magazine,” declares Megan Maiden, 23, a col­lege student from Beverly, Massachusetts. “Besides, I love posing nude.” Admittedly “down-to-earth, kindhearted and empathetic,” Megan has personality traits befitting someone majoring in psychology and criminal justice, but during a break from school the 5-foot-7...

Stephanie King

“I’m a bad girl,” avows Stephanie King, 22, a college student from Bakersfield, California. “But I promise I’m not all bad. I’m also compassionate and sophisticated, although I will admit that I love stoner flicks.” The 5-foot-3 skin-mag rookie continues, “I decided to try nude modeling as a whim. I...

Lexi Rainz

“I enjoy being nude, especially outdoors,” declares Lexi Rainz, 29, a feature dancer from Raleigh, North Carolina. “I’m a big fan of HUSTLER. I like the fact that Larry Flynt isn’t afraid to show the true beauty of a woman.” The 5-foot-8 nature lover goes on to say, “I am...

Entice Love

Entice Love, 31, from Sacramento, California, once motivated prospective customers as a visual merchandiser for a few big-name clothing stores. Now she’s keen on being a visual delight as a skin-mag novice. “All the women in HUSTLER are so-o-o beautiful,” the 5-foot-7 bombshell coos. “I want to be a part...

Heather

Getting the ball rolling in our amateur revue is “super-laid-back” Heather, 28, from Cleveland, Ohio. “Nude modeling was an intriguing opportunity,” the 5-foot-7 skin-mag rookie relates, “and I decided why not? Women’s bodies are beautiful and should be seen in all their glory.” Heather’s pre-pandemic hobbies included “bowling and hanging...

Toki Marie

“I’ve always found it extremely exciting to show off my body and sexy spirit on a large scale,” declares Toki Marie, 24, from Las Vegas, Nevada. “Thank you, HUSTLER, for this opportunity. I love your magazine.” An ideal dreamgirl, the 5-foot-9 modeling buff describes herself as “sensual, seductive, sweet, attentive...

Ditria

“I’m very fond of voyeurism,” declares Ditria, 20, an internet content creator and “high achiever” from Youngstown, Ohio (HUSTLER’s birth state). “It began in high school with a guy admitting that he’d gawk at my ass as I walked down the halls. When it eventually got sexual between us, he...

Felicia Fisher

Beaver Hunt debuted in July 1976, and back then pubic hair dominated the pelvic landscape. That’s why we’re opening our 45th-birthday revue with Felicia Fisher, 27, a “sweet, playful and bratty” phone-sex operator from Denver, Colorado. She’s stoked to be here. “HUSTLER is legendary!” the 5-foot-3 hip-hop fan raves. “When...

Dasia Nicole

“I love being nude and naughty and making money from it,” declares Dasia Nicole, 31, from Las Vegas, Nevada. “I’m a true exhibitionist and a very naughty, kinky nympho.” The 5-foot-8 Sin City denizen elaborates, “I’m a bi lady with a kind spirit, but burning inside with passion and lust...

Alien Sex Fiends

As evidence of life on other planets increases, plenty of Earthlings are declaring their eagerness to get down and dirty with a space creature. We explore the out-of-this-world possibilities. The aliens are coming—Splat! While UFOs used to only appear in the tabloids with shocking headlines like “I’m Having an Alien Love Child” and “I Was...

Saturday Special: Blondes on Blondes III

Blondes—is there anything better? Yes—blondes getting down with other blondes for a sexy time! With that in mind, join us for a few sizzling blonde moments with a parade of fair-haired beauties trading hot licks.  Addie Andrews & Chelsea Conrad  Briana Banks & Brittney Skye  Betty Sue & Fallon  Sister Swap  Victoria & Sandy...

Anal Sex: The Basics

Want to take a stroll up the old dirt road, but you’re not sure where to start? Don’t worry; we’re here to lead you on the path to butt-sex bliss. Sexual activities tend to come with varying degrees of difficulty—just think about the difference between an orgy and a blowjob. For lots of folks, anal...

Kerryn Feehan: True to Herself

Hot and hilarious, Kerryn Feehan has long been on our radar—and that was before we knew she posted to OnlyFans! When she’s not titillating the masses with her tits and ass, the charming Ms. Feehan is a headlining comic, a writer-podcaster and one of the creators of the shockingly funny and stunningly un-PC animated series...

Mental Load-Blocks

Thinking about baseball to keep from coming too soon is so passé; read on for some truly out-there images that guys put in their heads to boost their endurance in the sack. It has been said that baseball is all the average man needs to think about to keep from blowing his load too soon....

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Adrianna Luna

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on two-time HUSTLER Honey Adrianna Luna: Fun fact: Luna means “moon” in Spanish, and fans are certainly over the moon about Adrianna, whose exotic beauty and sizzling performances are the stuff that dreams...

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