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Saturday Special: Brunet Bush Brigade Part IV

Ready for a fresh dose of tuft love? Join us now for another collection of dark-haired girlies showing off their short-and-curlies for your viewing pleasure! Go ahead; put yourself in a hairy situation! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of Brunet Bush Brigade here, here and here! Luna...

Workin’ It

A HUSTLER Labor Day Laugh-fest  It’s Labor Day, America’s annual celebration of working stiffs and the contributions they’ve made to this country over the years. What better way to mark the occasion than kicking back and having a few laughs with a collection of workplace-related cartoons, served up in HUSTLER’s famous uncompromising style? Go ahead...

Here Come the Sons

With their take-no-prisoners sound and boundary-busting approach, Rival Sons are leading the charge in bringing rock ‘n’ roll to thrilling new heights. Straight outta Long Beach comes the band Rival Sons. The twice-Grammy-nominated group comes from the same coastal community as both Snoop Dogg and Sublime, but unlike those artists from the LBC, Rival Sons...

Sperm in Space

Step aside, cockroaches: There’s a new indestructible biological entity in town, and it’s blasting off into space to colonize Mars. Maybe not tomorrow, but if you freeze some now, it might keep for a couple centuries, give or take. It would seem that we underestimated the resilience of sperm. Per research published in the journal...

The ABCs of FWB

Sure, hooking up with a friend might seem like a convenient outlet for commitment-free sex, but there are pitfalls involved too. Here’s how to navigate this this tricky situation. Friends with benefits. Fuck buddies. Booty calls. Casual partners. No strings attached. Whatever you call them, sexual relationships without commitment can be excellent, even ideal, arrangements....

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Vina Sky

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrated Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Vina Sky, who hails from Texas. They say that everything’s bigger in the Lone Star State, and, well, from a matter of pure physical stature, this petite beauty might not match that...

Friday Funnies: Humor to Die For

Death is no laughing matter—or is it? Let’s put the “fun” in “funeral” with these uproarious HUSTLER cartoons. You’ll die laughing! “I’m so sorry, Mona—I shouldn’t have pressured you into trying fist-fucking!” “On the other hand, she was with him for 33 years….” “Sorry I’m late, Grandma. Got held up at work!” “Harry didn’t want...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Tiffany Watson

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Tiffany Watson. Tiffany hails from Boise, Idaho, which is often referred to by its nickname The City of Trees—and this sexual dynamo has no doubt caused her fans to sprout plenty of...

Lucifer: A Hell of a Band

Meet Lucifer, a group that’s heating things up with a searing, ’70s-inspired blend of dark rock and boogie.   God may have given rock ’n’ roll to us all, but Satan made it interesting.  From Black Sabbath to AC/DC and Judas Priest, rock ’n’ roll—or, more specifically, heavy metal—has long been connected with the dark imagery...

Sex and Scholastics

Juggling sex work and coursework can be a big challenge, but these smart, sexy and ambitious multi-taskers are making the grade. Performing in the adult industry (no matter in what capacity) is stressful enough as it is. Take that stress, and then combine it with the additional pressure of being in college!  The following performers...

Saturday Special: Orgy Overload Part II

It’s always nice to play well with others. And it’s especially nice when that playing involves diving into a writhing pile of hot, horny flesh for a spirited bout of group action! We’ve all felt the sting of isolation over the past 18 months, so let’s remind ourselves of the joy to be had when...

Nathan Bronson: Porn Star With a Plan

Stuntman. Chef. Skilled lover. Nathan Bronson is all of these things and much, much more. The seasoned performer of (nearly) six years has been charting a course for success his entire life, and with his IMAX-sized ambition, carved muscles and  impressive knife work (the man can cut mushrooms like nobody’s business), who knows where the...

HUSTLER Hollywood Throws a Party—and You’re Invited!

The HUSTLER Hollywood empire has expanded into the Inland Empire.  The iconic retail chain recently added to the family with its newest location in Riverside, California—and to celebrate, a Grand Opening event will be held on Saturday, September 18.  The bash will take place from 6 to 9 p.m. at the new store, located at...

Friday Funnies: Clowning Around

Send in the clowns! A guy wearing a red nose, bright wig and comically big shoes is already funny enough, but toss him in a raunchy situation and you’ve got a laugh-riot on your hands! Yuck it up with this collection of uproarious HUSTLER cartoons that will make you want to run away and join...

Taking a Stand on Upright Sex

Show-business productions like Sex/Life have created renewed interest in acrobatic sex positions, but be careful—screwing while upright can lead to a literal pain in the ass.  To truly enjoy having sex standing up, you presumably have to be a cross between a circus performer and a sociopath. Nevertheless, ever since Netflix dropped its series Sex/Life—a...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Cassie Laine

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate Honeys who’ve achieved the impressive feat of being featured in no less than three pictorials for America’s Magazine!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Cassie Laine, who hails from Los Angeles, California, which is often referred to as the City of Angels—and they don’t...

Cradle of Filth: Existence Is Futile

Cradle of Filth frontman Dani Filth is no stranger to HUSTLER. Over the years, the extreme dark metal goth singer has visited us in person twice. For this, his third interview, we had to do it remotely. (Since we are still all doing everything remotely.) We caught up with Dani Filth from his haunted mansion...

Ass to Mouth

The celebrated cult author and hardcore doyenne known as Ashley Blue leads us down the dark hole of gonzo in this taste from her “porno memoir” Girlvert. Don’t believe the glamorous illusions. They aren’t as hot as the melted mascara of truth running down the red cheek of a real girl. Don’t cheat me out...

Does Size Matter? Unpacking the Great Penis Debate

Some women are unabashedly size queens. They hunt for big dicks and will settle for nothing less than a fat ten-incher ready to ram their vaginas into a satisfied mess. But for the rest of the population, does size matter? According to a new study published in BJU International, yes—yes, it does! Sorry, smaller dudes–science...

HUSTLER Wild Wives

Hey, it’s National Wife Appreciation Day—and what better way to appreciate all the wives out there than with a pictorial celebration of married women who don’t let their wedding vows get in the way of a good time. Remember; just because there’s a ring doesn’t mean she can’t swing! Go ahead; enjoy some hardcore wedded...

Fucking Fit

Physical fitness is particularly important when your job involves being naked for millions of people to see. Workout-obsessed XXX performers let us in on their secrets to staying in prime shape. We all know how important self-care and health are to a long and happy life. Adult stars not only have that in mind, but...

Bi, Bi Love Vol. II

It’s Celebrate Bisexuality Day once again—and what better way to mark the occasion than with a pictorial salute to those whose sexual orientations cross gender lines? Join us as we cheer for the pursuit of pleasure—and equality for all, regardless of sexual orientation. And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous...

Friday Funnies: A Pregnant Pause for Humor

Oh, baby—we’re about to deliver some first-rate humor to you! Prepare to experience some serious bloated-belly laughs as we give birth to another edition of Friday Funnies!  “I’m not saying I didn’t do it, I’m saying I don’t remember doing it.” “My Calvin cheats on me so damn much, I’m not even sure this baby...

Aspen Parker

“One of my first jobs was in college as a nude model for art classes. Tuition was expensive, and I figured, Life is more fun with your clothes off. I liked how erotic the experience was—posing naked while artists reinterpreted my body. I used the money for school and also...

Cherry Kiss

“I like to try everything at least once—and see everything too. That’s why I travel; I hate staying in one place. And I enjoy the freedom to change my mind at any time. Like that old saying, it’s a woman’s prerogative. “I was 18 when I first had an orgasm,...

Joe Stapleton: Dating to Win

Online dating is a numbers game. There’s a seemingly endless supply of profiles to choose from, and it’s a gamble if you’re going to meet the love of your life, a dud or a catfish. While some feel overwhelmed by the endless swiping and choice, others feel excitement, like it’s a goddamn sport. Because it...

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