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Keegan
“I always wanted to have sex in a haunted house,” Keegan says of her ultimate fantasy. “It’s like all your senses are heightened, because you never know if what’s touching you is really what it seems to be.” Keegan dims the lights. “That’s why I’m having this party. I enter...
Baby Nicols
“I’m proud to be a Venezuelan girl—it’s such a beautiful country, and my favorite place in Venezuela is Los Roques. All those white sand beaches and coral reefs. It’s like paradise. You go there and forget the world. My guilty pleasures include eating a lot of pasta carbonara…and gummies! And...
Fiona hadn’t been home for more than three years…
Fiona hadn’t been home for more than three years. When the Irish lass finally returned, her father yelled, “Where have you been all this time?! Why didn’t you call us or send a postcard? Your mother has been worried sick.” Starting to weep, Fiona explained, “I was too embarrassed to tell you, Daddy. I became...
Newbie Spotlight: Porn’s Rising Stars
Starting a new job in any field is stressful and daunting. Now close your eyes and imagine it’s a job where you take your clothes off and fuck for millions of people to see. Scary as hell, right? Every household-name adult performer started out as an unknown. The path to success for these stars began...
Harper
Missouri is known as the Show-Me State, and here’s a denizen eager to show us her 5-foot-2 body in all its glory. “I’m shy at times,” admits Harper, 19, from St. Louis. “But I’m also courageous and open-minded, so I’ll get naked just about anywhere. Modeling makes nudity stimulating and...
Julia Scotti: Funny That Way
Julia Scotti calls herself a female “of transgender experience,” which is to say that the woman used to be a man. And even though that man—Rick Scotti—was a comedian successful enough to tour with Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld and open for acts including Lou Rawls and Chicago, it wasn’t until he became she that...
Canela Cumings
“I wish to model nude because I’m an exhibitionist,” declares Canela Cumings, 27, an auto saleswoman from Scottsdale, Arizona. “I can’t seem to keep all the goods to myself, so I share them by flaunting, seducing and posing. It’s so much fun to be a big tease, especially in HUSTLER....
Okay…what did you think the surface ….
“Okay…what did you think the surface of Venus would look like?!”...
Adara Black
“I love my body, and showing it off has always been a turn-on for me,” says Adara Black, 25, from Spokane, Washington. “I’m very comfortable in my skin.” The 5-foot-5 modeling newbie, an excavation company’s bookkeeper, continues, “I’m a vivacious, open-minded, fearless free spirit with an adventurous vibe and extreme...
A Civilian Climate Corps? Yes!
Progressive Democrats in Congress are pushing to include funding for a new Civilian Climate Corps (CCC) in the infrastructure bill being thrashed out by Congress as I write. A CCC could create 1.5 million new jobs over the next five years for people still suffering from unemployment and underemployment due to the COVID pandemic, while...
And the worst part is I had to give up my seat…
“…and the worst part is I had to give up my seat on the Corporate Ethics Committee.”...
Ronald died and went straight to hell…
Ronald died and went straight to hell. Satan greeted the lech and declared, “You have to pick your torment. Pick wisely because this will be your torment for all of eternity.” After going through dozens of rooms, Ronald couldn’t decide until he came upon one that looked promising. A man was sitting on a couch,...
That’s what I love about this place…
“That’s what I love about this place… the service really sucks!”...
A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken intervened…
A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken intervened. “Don’t do it, man!” the chicken exclaimed. “You’ll never hear the end of it!”...
Okay… how long is your mother coming to stay for this time?
“Okay… how long is your mother coming to stay for this time?”...
One Sunday morning an old woman named Agnes got to her church…
One Sunday morning an old woman named Agnes got to her church service late because she couldn’t find her hearing aid. Not wanting to be noticed, Agnes sat in the back pew. As the pastor continued his sermon, he said, “I want everyone who has committed the sin of adultery to stand up.” “What did...
C’mon, Eve! Bite the apple and we can fill this magazine…
“C’mon, Eve! Bite the apple and we can fill this magazine with hot naked chicks and hilarious fucking cartoons!”...
I’ll see you when you get home, dear.
“I’ll see you when you get home, dear. I’m just getting familiar with the Bill of Wright’s.”...
