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Scheerleader
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Scheerleader

Paul Scheer is truly a man for all television seasons. From his foibles on the FXX hit The League to his roundhouse ass-kickery in Adult Swim’s NTSF SD: SUV::, he’s been synonymous with all things comedy...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Eufrat
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Eufrat

What’s in a name? When it comes to Eufrat, the sizzling subject of this edition of HUSTLER Triple Threat, a whole lot of intrigue.  The first thing anyone thinks when gazing upon...
Ed Asner: “My Soul Is Progressive”
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Ed Asner: “My Soul Is Progressive”

Ed Asner has won more Primetime Emmy Awards for performance than any male actor in television history. He earned five for portraying his signature role, the gruff but lovable...
HUSTLER Classic: Breast Wishes
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HUSTLER Classic: Breast Wishes

Never has the phrase, “It’s the tits” seemed more appropriate than in this instance. Or the phrase, “Good things come in threes,” for that matter.  In this edition of HUSTLER...
Epic Moments in XXX History: The S.S. Pussyman Goes Down…Literally
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Epic Moments in XXX History: The S.S. Pussyman Goes Down…Literally

It was supposed to be a breezy porn shoot at sea. It turned out to be a nautical disaster. By 1997, porn...
Natasha Leggero: Delightfully Dirty
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Natasha Leggero: Delightfully Dirty

Natasha Leggero dresses like a queen and curses like a sailor. Known for a stand-up routine that is both debonair and dirty, Leggero started her acting career with roles on many...
Hardcore Homage: The Strange & Beautiful Art of Porn Parodies
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Hardcore Homage: The Strange & Beautiful Art of Porn Parodies

Porn parodies: They might be a laughing matter—but on the other hand, they’re no laughing matter. ...
A Healthy Dose of Sex
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A Healthy Dose of Sex

These are tough times for medical professionals. With a deadly pandemic raging and a President seemingly intent on downplaying the dangers of COVID-19, dedicated doctors and nurses are fighting an...
HUSTLER Classic: Game of Moans
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HUSTLER Classic: Game of Moans

Sure, Game of Thrones was a compelling bit of television, but its stimulating mixture of dragons, swords and sex wasn’t exactly original. In fact, a very similarly themed drama played out...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Haley Reed
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Haley Reed

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we turn our lustful eye to Orlando, Florida, native Haley Reed.  Normally,...
Rebeca Soto: Creating Opportunities
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Rebeca Soto: Creating Opportunities

Rebeca Soto is a young Chicana illustrator whose often explicit erotica provokes an authentic experience of female sexuality. Explore what happens when Catholic imagery gets a...
Nikki Glaser: Cuck Comic
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Nikki Glaser: Cuck Comic

Nikki Glaser’s favorite topic is sex, so it’s natural we hounded her for an interview in HUSTLER. And it’s fair to say the comic gets around. She’s hosted her own shows on MTV and Comedy...
HUSTLER Classic: Jungle Love
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HUSTLER Classic: Jungle Love

You know where you are? You’re in the jungle, baby—you’re gonna come!  Allow us to go a little wild as we look back at the May ’85 issue of HUSTLER and, in particular, the...
Working Stiff
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Working Stiff

The ups and downs of boning a coworker. If we were to pinpoint the single most likely scenario that the average professional can expect during their career, it’s that they will eventually start boning...
Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Babes IV
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Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Babes IV

Need a pick-me-up to get you out of the midweek blahs? Don’t worry; we have some big things in store for you.  You’re sure to get a lift from these big-top blondes, so...
HUSTLER Classic: Whoa, Canada!
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HUSTLER Classic: Whoa, Canada!

There are probably more than a few of us who are considering a move to Canada, depending on how things go in November. (That is, if they would have us.) Should you find yourself on the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jana Jordan
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jana Jordan

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we ran them twice!  Today we honor Houston native and blond knockout Jana Jordan. They say that...
Doug Stanhope Gets Trashed
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Doug Stanhope Gets Trashed

HUSTLER: It’s cool to talk with you, and we’re not just kissing ass. DOUG STANHOPE: Thanks, man. I knew I had an interview today, but I hate picking up the phone. With my luck it’d be...
HUSTLER Classic: Larry Flynt Hits the Big Screen
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HUSTLER Classic: Larry Flynt Hits the Big Screen

The life story of HUSTLER Publisher Larry Flynt is, without question, a remarkable one. His rise from humble beginnings in Kentucky to becoming the head of a...
Sex Work Is Work!
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Sex Work Is Work!

This pandemic shit is hard enough as it is without government, law enforcement, landlords and the rest of the oppressors making it even tougher for hardworking people to get through the day. And no one is...
BlackRock Rises From the Shadows
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BlackRock Rises From the Shadows

An unregulated Wall Street investment firm has become so powerful that it now controls the U.S. economy. To most people, if they are familiar with it at all, BlackRock helps...