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October 2022

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Diarrhetics
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Diarrhetics

HUSTLER PARODY: The ad on this page is not real. It is a parody and not to be taken...
Microhard
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Microhard

HUSTLER PARODY: The ad on this page is not real. It is a parody and not to be taken...
Hustler In The Future
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Hustler In The Future

HUSTLER PARODY: The ad on this page is not real. It is a parody and not to be taken...
Politickle
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Politickle

EVERY MONTH MR. FLYNT MEETS WITH THE HUSTLER EDITOR TO REVIEW CARTOONS, HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF CARTOONS. THEY ARE ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENTS OF HIS MAGAZINE, A HIGHLY EFFECTIVE FORM OF SOCIOPOLITICAL...
Yes, We Cam!
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Yes, We Cam!

  LIVE, DO-IT-YOURSELF PORN IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD, ONE TOKEN AT A TIME. 2016 BELONGS TO THE CAMGIRL.   Melody Kush is about to give her fans a very special treat. It’s called a mirror ride and...
A Biased Consumer’s Guide to Men’s Magazines
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A Biased Consumer’s Guide to Men’s Magazines

HUSTLER PUBLISHED A CONSUMER’S GUIDE TO PORN ANNUALLY IN THE ’70S AND ’80S. ITS PREMIERE APPEARANCE, BACK IN 1976, FEATURED 11 MAJOR PLAYERS IN THE ADULT...
Politics

Live at 5: Donald’s Craziest Tantrum!

It’s easy enough to get angry with Donald Trump. He has scapegoated hardworking immigrants for the inequities of American capitalism—inequities that have left billionaires...
Trigger-Happy Nation
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Trigger-Happy Nation

IN THE WAKE OF 9/11, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY DOLED OUT BILLIONS TO LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS, AND “JUSTIFIABLE SHOOTINGS” HAVE BEEN ON THE RISE EVER SINCE. HUSTLER EXAMINES THIS NATIONAL...
The Road to AVN
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The Road to AVN

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Hardcore Gamer
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Hardcore Gamer

SEXY, HILARIOUS AND HUMBLE, MISSY MARTINEZ IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. SINCE BURSTING ONTO THE PORN SCENE IN 2009, SHE’S SCORED A LEGION OF FANS EAGER TO HEAR HER NEXT JOKE OR OGLE HER TITANIC TATAS. WHEN SHE’S...
Politics

Vicious Guard Dog?

Trying to take a bite out of Apple Inc., the FBI descended into a hell of its own when Director James B. Comey demanded that the tech giant create special software that bypasses an iPhone’s passcode,...
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Raging Bull

The U.S. Supreme Court’s decades-long lurch to the hard right may finally have come to a blessed end with the sudden death of its most vocal wingnut, Associate Justice Antonin Scalia. Albany Law School...
Carmen Electrifies
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Carmen Electrifies

Here at HUSTLER, we dig into shit, in this case Kocktails With Khloé, so you don’t have to. We’re not sure who’s responsible for greenlighting this, the latest spelling-challenged, televised turd to...
Government Boobs
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Government Boobs

Is there a sale on intolerant boobs in New Hampshire? State Senator Nancy Stiles (Republican, natch!) was mortified when 54-year-old Heidi Lilley and 23-year-old Kia Sinclair went topless at Hampton Beach last...
Hookers for Hillary
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Hookers for Hillary

Brothel owner (and author! and reality TV star!) Dennis “My business is built on privacy and discretion” Hof likes attention, so his Hookers for Hillary campaign might seem like nothing more than a...
Caligula Dot Com
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Caligula Dot Com

The party is winding down at Zenefits, a human-resources tech startup once valued at $4.5 billion. Its CEO Parker Conrad resigned after concerns about the company’s failure to meet legal compliances and its...
Porn Is Good for You
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Porn Is Good for You

Ever since serial killer/knob Ted Bundy blamed hardcore pornography for fueling his horrendous crimes, many a misguided soul has taken it for granted that porn consumption leads to the objectification and...
Trump’s Teenie Weenie
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Trump’s Teenie Weenie

You know things are going badly for the GOP when even a Fox News focus group spits out words like “shameful,” “disappointing,” “despicable” and “disgusting” to describe the debate...
The Beauty of Booty
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The Beauty of Booty

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Truly Mortifying
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Truly Mortifying

The hundreds gathered at Thornhill Crematorium in Cardiff to mourn a man killed in a car accident were horrified to see hardcore porn projected during the funeral service. The X-rated footage appeared on a...
Young John’s Schlong
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Young John’s Schlong

“I can keep an erection almost indefinitely,” porn legend John Holmes told HUSTLER in 1983. “I can also keep an erection straddling a girl at the edge of a cliff, looking down at 300 feet of nothing,...