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HUSTLER Classic: The Wetter, the Better
With the hot summer months upon us, it’s more important than usual to stay well-hydrated. As a public service announcement, allow us to remind you of that importance with this...
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Escorting in the COVID-19 Age
After an extended period of quarantine, businesses are starting to open back up—and that includes some escorts. But there have been changes. Read on for the new rules of engagement,...
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HUSTLER Classic: Good Enough to Eat
Hey, remember eating out? It’s a pleasure that we all look forward to enjoying again after months of restaurants offering delivery and take-out only, if even that. ...
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Ask a Trans Woman: Korra Del Rio
Enjoy trans porn, but have some questions? Don’t worry; you’re not alone, and we’re here to help quench your burning curiosity. Because you have questions, Korra Del...
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HUSTLER Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. II
Yes. we know; the 4th of July is the big celebration this weekend. But July 5 has its own historical significance worth standing up and saluting. On this date in 1946, French...
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Really Real Rob
The man’s fabulously honest and outrageously funny. For 30 years luminary Rob Schneider has been making us belly-laugh. He’s been a writer and performer on Saturday Night Live, a stand-up comic, an actor...
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The Best Of Breasts
Huge, bouncing boomers! Enormous knockers! Giant boobies! Presenting the finest D-cup delights of the past five years. Now let’s...
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Founding Fathers, Funny Fuckers
With the 4th of July approaching, it’s time to celebrate the birth of the United States of America. And what better way to celebrate than with a few laughs? Join us now as...
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Long-Distance Domination
Domming Goes Virtual in the COVID-19 Era As many of us head into our third week of self-isolation and shelter in place, people are doing their damnedest to adapt in a world where contact is...
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Stephanie Miller: Laughing Through the Pain
Radio host Stephanie Miller is in the vanguard of cutting edge comedy. Her attacks are political; her weapons: humor, satire and mockery. Miller proclaims,...
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Nuru Madness: One Perv’s Slippery Quest for a Smooth Happy Ending
To any man who appreciates a massage for which the denouement is a happy ending—meaning, I assume, all of...
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Asa Akira: A Bad Day
I was supposed to fuck my husband that day. To be more precise, I was supposed to fuck my husband that day for money. It was the first day on the set for my new showcase movie, title yet to be determined. I...
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Taking Liberty
Politics makes strange bedfellows, the old saying goes. One of the most frequent of those bedfellows, at least in the pages of HUSTLER, is Lady Liberty. She might historically be known for seeking the tired,...
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Meg McNiel: Traditional Badass
With her bright colors, bold lines and timeless designs, tattoo artist Meg McNiel puts on a master class in old-school ink slinging. We step into her parlor to find out her secret. Meg...
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Deal or No Deal
This article comes with a preface. It’s really more of a shout-out to all the hardworking reporters who maintain their commitment to uncompromising journalism. Thank you, especially those of you who know the...
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Paul Booth: Marked For Death
Paul Booth has created a legacy that spans three decades and has left its indelible mark on the worlds of dark art, tattooing, heavy metal and alternative culture. His domain, Last Rites...
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Scent of a Woman
In a perfect world, we learn that Gwyneth Paltrow and her putrid Goop products are charged withmurder by boredom and she’s locked up in a Turkish septic tank for the rest of her life. Butuntil then we just...
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Brian Posehn: Metal Maniac
At 6-7, comic Brian Posehn looks menacing. Until he opens his mouth. His voice instantly disarms you. He reminds you of your best buddy—you know, the guy you hung out with in high school...
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Orgasm Stacking
There’s this weird intersection in humanity where people who are working themselves to an early grave are also trying to embrace a New Age lifestyle. Futile? Hey, at least they’re trying. And you have to...
