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The Perfect Vagina
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The Perfect Vagina

These days a woman’s privates are more public than ever. One of L.A.’s top nip ‘n’ tuck men reveals how he sculpts the ultimate camera-ready nether region. I’ve seen...
Making Enemies
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Making Enemies

In the wake of the Boston bombings, a disturbing fact is being obscured: The FBI actually creates more terror plots than it cracks. You may not see it much on the news, but the FBI doesn’t only get...
A Filthy Mess
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A Filthy Mess

Wet and messy. Don’t act like you haven’t heard of it. Girls in gooey, sticky stuff. What’s not to love? But there’s more to it than that. This is a business and an art form. There are...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

This chick has a nice body but a very disapproving look. “You’re going to do what with that case of gherkins, Morty?” Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California. for this vintage photo....
Politics

They Can Follow You Everywhere

I’ve previously mentioned my gratitude to Google for its swift and verifiable answers to my research questions. But the Silicon Valley leviathan is increasingly a menace to...
Colorful Cans
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Colorful Cans

These alluring photos were snapped during a “body art” fashion contest in Christchurch, New Zealand. Some entrants went for an elegant, high-brow look, while others embraced their inner...
Legendary Lays
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Legendary Lays

Jill Nelson’s book Golden Goddesses: 25 Legendary Women of Classic Erotic Cinema is a great gift for nostalgic poonhounds who lived through the glory days of porn and young people curious about what...
Hunter Gets Hustled!
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Hunter Gets Hustled!

A swarm of barely legals descended upon Hollywood to celebrate the release of HUSTLER’s March 2013 issue at The Blok with notorious revenge-porn kingpin Hunter Moore. Eager chicks flashed their tits,...
Politics

Dangerous Powers

Finally, even that old hawk John McCain woke up to the fact that Congress had betrayed its Constitutional obligation after 9/11 by granting President George W. Bush and those who’d come after him...
My Fellow Rebel
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My Fellow Rebel

I’m not an intellectual giant, but Gore Vidal was. Until I met Gore, I’d always said that the smartest person I’d ever known was Madalyn Murray O’Hair, the American atheist. After...
Hong Kong’s 5 Hottest Stars
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Hong Kong’s 5 Hottest Stars

China—the largest foreign holder of U.S. Treasury bills, bonds and other securities— has blasted our country’s irresponsible spending habits, demanding that the United States...
Cherie Currie – The Runaway Returns
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Cherie Currie – The Runaway Returns

In 1975, Cherie Currie was an average music-loving 15-year-old Valley Girl sneaking into clubs on L.A.’s Sunset Strip. Then fate (and Joan Jett) changed her life forever....
Fukushima Radiation Slams Our Shores
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Fukushima Radiation Slams Our Shores

On March 11, 2011, a massive earthquake and subsequent tsunami triggered a triple meltdown at the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant in Japan. An enormous amount of radiation...
Mother of the Year?
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Mother of the Year?

Fabulously fertile Nadya Suleman celebrates her sexuality in a new flick from Wicked Pictures. The tale of Nadya “Octomom” Suleman—the California single mother whose in vitro fertilization...
A Day in the Life of Dylan Ryder
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A Day in the Life of Dylan Ryder

I’m watching two women beat the living shit out of each other, and it ain’t no dainty hair-pulling catfight either. It’s a “Future Stars of MMA” bout...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

This kindhearted gentleman seems to be teaching a course in proper fucking techniques to his lover’s inexperienced friend. Maybe it’s just us, but we think this class should require safety goggles....
Politics

Military’s Invasion of Privacy

With more and more unmanned drones flying overhead, has the President or Congress told you that the U.S. Air Force, like the CIA, does not have the authority to conduct domestic...
Politics

Selling Out to Big Brother

The most sacred principle of American life, honored in our Constitution and throughout our history, is that of privacy—or as Larry Flynt puts it, “the right to be left alone.”...
Politics

Inside the Koch Brothers’ War Room

A thank-you card seems like the appropriate response for having reaped a cool $18 billion under the administration of President Barack Obama, especially during the worst economy...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

This appealing lass probably got herself all worked up by watching an episode of The Perry Como Show. Thanks to B.E. of Roseville, Michigan, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:...
Politics

These Are People Who Died

I read the obituaries every day. I’ve done it for as long as I can remember. For my entire life, I have been afraid of death. I just can’t comprehend what it is like to not exist. My...