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XXX Legend’s Final Frontier
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XXX Legend’s Final Frontier

CoCo Brown’s work in adult entertainment opened up opportunities for her as a musician (under the moniker Ms. No Tonsils) and as an actress in mainstream fare (2005’s...
Burn, Barbie, Burn
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Burn, Barbie, Burn

This is either a member of the women’s-rights group FEMEN staging a topless protest at the Barbie Dreamhouse Experience in Berlin, or Ken’s mistress finally got tired of his empty promises to leave...
Boob Bonanza
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Boob Bonanza

Coney Island’s 31st annual Mermaid Parade almost didn’t happen this summer due to a lack of cash. Thanks to some skillful last-minute fundraising, the quirky spectacle was saved and, once again,...
Gridiron Mayhem
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Gridiron Mayhem

The National Football League has become the undisputed champion of pro sports. As we get ready for the opening kickoff, here’s a look at the hardest hitters, the biggest games and a few fearless...
Hardcore Cuisine
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Hardcore Cuisine

Here’s how to combine the two best things in the world, sex and food: Take one steamy XXX star (Zoe Voss), add one up-and-coming chef (Kris Yenbamroong), mix vigorously and serve hot. Zoe Voss is a...
Light My Fire
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Light My Fire

The recent passing of Ray Manzarek, a founding member of the Doors, reminded us what an awesome band he helped create. Shortly before Ray’s death, Larry Flynt crossed paths with former Doors drummer John...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

This fetching exhibitionist just realized that her nude yoga spot is right in the middle of the local Elks Club’s fun run. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your...
Politics

Privacy R.I.P.

While the media and even Congress were outraged about the Obama Administration’s eavesdropping on the personal phone calls of Associated Press reporters and editors, I’m also outraged about We the...
Politics

Data Rape

Give me bargain or give me liberty. Do Americans love shopping more than they value their individual freedom, or is buying stuff the only freedom we cherish? Think about it. Why in the past decade have we...
HUSTLER Humor
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HUSTLER Humor

As always, the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR magazine is chockfull of demented, perverted and irreverent cartoons, pics and jokes. If that’s what you’re into, call 1-800-763-8271 ext. 7651 to...
Onanistic Overachievers
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Onanistic Overachievers

Since 1995, adventurous men and women in cities like San Francisco, London and Montreal have been staging Masturbate-a-Thons. The current record for longest wanking session is reportedly almost ten...
Alluring Android
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Alluring Android

In the near future, countless workers will be replaced by machines. Even strippers will be in peril if erotic robots—like this model unveiled at a tech fair in Hanover, Germany—catch on. But can it give a...
Digitally Demented
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Digitally Demented

Longtime HUSTLER cartoonist Dan Collins recently launched an e-publishing company called Fun-E-Books. To purchase cool titles like Collins’s More! Cartoons That Will Send Me Straight to Hell—or How to...
Pole Position
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Pole Position

Pole dancing has gone mainstream. Once a sacred art practiced only by high priestesses of Skankdom, it’s now exercise fodder for Midwestern grandmothers. Dust off your moves, ladies, because the World...
Burly-Q Babes
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Burly-Q Babes

The burlesque revival offers a fun outlet for exhibitionists who want to dabble in old-school striptease techniques. Dudes in the audience get to ogle hot women without breathing the gonorrhea-thick air of a...
Warsaw Woodies
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Warsaw Woodies

Recognizing that sex and death go together like peanut butter and chocolate or chloroform and cheerleaders, Polish coffin maker Lindner cooked up a very provocative promo calendar. So if you’d like to...
Bloody Babes
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Bloody Babes

This captivating picture of naked chicks drizzled with fake blood was snapped during an animal-rights protest in Madrid, Spain. If it’ll result in attractive female activists stripping in front of our...
Shocking Bust
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Shocking Bust

Jennifer Marchant, better known to fans of plumper porn videos as Scarlett Rouge, is now facing a murder rap in New York City. According to news reports, her boyfriend bled to death after being stabbed in the...
Halloween Hotties
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Halloween Hotties

Unlike most women, porn stars don’t need to wait for Halloween to dress like a slut. But when trick-or-treat time comes around, so does the annual Heaven & Hell party in Hollywood, inspiring top XXX...
Veteran Vaginas
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Veteran Vaginas

Fans of old-school porn flocked to Las Vegas for the induction of a new class into the Legends of Erotica Hall of Fame at Showgirls Video. Among those honored were Alexandra Silk and Elizabeth Starr....
Demonic Boobs
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Demonic Boobs

If you love graphic novels and masturbating equally but find yourself unable to whack off to stories about brooding superheroes, please allow Gentlemen Comics to come to the rescue. Filling a niche in the...