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Laura Desirée: Naked Ambition
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Laura Desirée: Naked Ambition

Laura Desirée is perfect. Her delivery is perfect, and her interview skills are a ten out of ten. But when the end game is world domination, well, such is the level to which she must perform. Today, however, she is getting some much needed rest from the breakneck schedule that perfection demands. And those pillows are oh, so soft.

Desirée is perhaps best known as the lead anchor for Naked News , where—for the past five years—she has helped to extend the show’s reach and brand to a global audience. Yes, she is crazy hot and a board-certified flirt, but she’s a crazy-hot flirt with a plan, coupled with the ambition to achieve her goals.

(Watch out, Jimmy Fallon—your days behind that desk are numbered.)

She recently transplanted from Toronto to New York, where she begins the next phase of her career. But back to that sweet pillow Zoom talk and purrfect diction…

Ensconced in her bed and dressed for maximum comfort—i.e., next to nothing—Laura is deep into an afternoon off from her frenetic schedule. “I made myself a perfect cup of tea, and I’m relaxing in bed.” But even in the confines of her cozy, down-filled nest, Desirée is peak enthusiasm. She is passion and poise and sees anything less than her all as a betrayal of everything she stands for.

“I spent about an hour this morning doing some booty workouts, and I shot some fun new content for my fan page.”

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