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Hardcore & Chill
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Hardcore & Chill

You know—just thinking out loud here—watching porn doesn’t have to be a uniquely solitary experience. If you’re a male reading this, you might be surprised to know how many women read HUSTLER. And if...
S3x Worker Superheroes
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S3x Worker Superheroes

You know what would really help break up that quarantine boredom? A set of sexy-ass collectible trading cards to pore over. And what if, in purchasing said cards, you would be helping to support the...
The Doctor Is In!
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The Doctor Is In!

File under “E” for effort? The University of Mississippi got a lesson in fact-checking in September when Ole Miss announced it would honor healthcare workers by adorning stadium drinking cups with...
Better Sex Now
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Better Sex Now

Remember growing up and always being told that the only limit to potential is your imagination? My friends, it’s time to tap into that creative wellspring. Health authorities are unequivocal in their...
Judy Gold: Comedy Amazon
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Judy Gold: Comedy Amazon

At 6 foot-3 inches, Judy Gold is a comedy Amazon. Bold and brassy, she’s a stand-up true believer who refuses to curb her act or her speech in the face of today’s repressive PC climate. She’s...
End Racism in Adult Film: A Path to Better Porn
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End Racism in Adult Film: A Path to Better Porn

As I sit, mouth slightly agape and eyes wide with surprise and partial exasperation, I feel my expression parallels that of the legendary porn performer Angel...
Brooklyn Gray - April '20
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Wetter Than Water

Droplets of water glisten on naked breasts. Ocean spray splashes smooth curves and drips from perfect pink labes. Goddesses laze by pools on hot, sunny days. It’s no secret that HUSTLER likes to shoot wet...
Sexting Without Sex Is a Real Thing That Happens—but Why?!
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Sexting Without Sex Is a Real Thing That Happens—but Why?!

People love to sext and, in a sense, they always have. From the dawn of human communication, Homo sapiens carved pictures of their dicks onto...
Sklarred for Life
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Sklarred for Life

You’ve Seen Them on ESPN, or Comedy Central, or Showtime. If It’s Funny And It’s On TV, There’s No Way You Haven’t Been Tag-Teamed By The Sklar Brothers.  We paired Randy and Jason with our own...
Photo by Nevermore Visuals
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Eric Branchfield: Inspiring Ink-Slinger

As one of the tattoo world’s few wheelchair-bound artists, Eric Branchfield rolled through adversity to reach the top of his craft. Eric Branchfield’s initial interest in...
The Roaring Twenties: Where Will Porn Go From Here?
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The Roaring Twenties: Where Will Porn Go From Here?

Virtual reality! An epic XXX video game! The resurgence of paid porn? With a new decade upon us, we gaze into the crystal ball to see what might be in store...
Nonmonogamy: A Relationship Guide
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Nonmonogamy: A Relationship Guide

Looking to expand your relationship beyond the bounds of monogamy? Great, but there are a lot of factors to consider. Let us help you lay the groundwork for a happy...
Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings II
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings II

No willies? No worries! When it comes to having a sexy time, these babes have the toys to keep them happy and satisfied. Join us now for a penetrating look at hot HUSTLER Honeys...
HUSTLER Classic: Going Overboard
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HUSTLER Classic: Going Overboard

Ahoy there, matey! Ready to set sail with a beauty who’ll make a serious splash in your lap?  Then climb aboard and man the helm as we take a voyage back to the December...
Photo: Adam Eastland Art + Architecture / Alamy Stock Photo
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The Long and Short of Penis Enlargement

If the average man was handed a magic wand with the mystical powers to grant him a single wish, you can bet your sweet ass that he wouldn’t waste it on world peace or a cure...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jane Wilde
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jane Wilde

It’s often said that good things come in small packages and, while that might not always be the case, it’s certainly true when it comes to Jane Wilde, the sizzling-hot subject of this...
The Evolution of Trans Porn
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The Evolution of Trans Porn

Once a niche genre relegated to the fringes of XXX, erotica featuring transgender performers is gaining respect and a place in the mainstream, along with plenty of viewers. Trans erotica is...
Smooth Operator
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Smooth Operator

Phone sex may seem like an anachronism, especially in the age of social media and HD streaming, but guess what: It’s alive and well—booming in fact, with a bottom line to the tune of eight figures...
HUSTLER Classic: In the Hot Seat
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HUSTLER Classic: In the Hot Seat

It’s November 2020, and in most places the only things heating up are tempers over the presidential election.  If you’re feeling a bit of a chill these days, allow us to give...
Disability Visibility
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Disability Visibility

Looking to start next year on a positive note? The Disabled Sex Workers Calendar celebrates an amazing but underrepresented community. If there’s one thing you can’t say about porn, it’s that...
Get Some Fucking Help!
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Get Some Fucking Help!

How to find the right sexuality professional for you. At its best, sex can be fun, exciting, relaxing, intimate, raunchy … even mind-blowing. But there’s a good chance that your relationship to...