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Easter Funny
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Easter Funny

Cartoons calculated to raise a chuckle. “Then there’s this item: a ‘Last Supper’ as a deductible business dinner?” “Hi, I’m Jesus, and this coming election I urge you to...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Celeste Star
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Celeste Star

Pomona, California, might lack the glamour of nearby Hollywood, but it has its charms. For nearly 100 years, it’s hosted the Los Angeles County Fair, where city slickers get an...
Tinder Hookups: The Good, the Bad, the Extremely Rare
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Tinder Hookups: The Good, the Bad, the Extremely Rare

Science has determined that the popular dating app isn’t the conduit of casual sex it’s been made out to be. We take a swipe at some true-life...
HUSTLER Classic: Where There’s a Will, There’s a Lay
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HUSTLER Classic: Where There’s a Will, There’s a Lay

A death in the family is typically anything but a sexy event. But in one HUSTLER pictorial, anyway, a deceased relative led to a situation where the body in...
Tracii Guns: Six-Strings Ablazing
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Tracii Guns: Six-Strings Ablazing

The iconic guitar-slinger sounds off about his many musical endeavors, including his new  band Sunbomb and its upcoming album, Evil and Divine. Look up the term “journeyman...
Fabulous Feet
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Fabulous Feet

Superstars of the foot-fetish world go deep with us about this utterly toe-curling kink. Porn is magical. There is a niche for almost every single one of a person’s desires. Some people love giant tits,...
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Fucking Scared

Pregnancy! Disease! Performance anxiety! Poop stuff! Examining our biggest sex fears. Having sex is one of the most vulnerable things a person can experience. You’re exchanging fluids. You’re naked....
HUSTLER Classic: Garden State Porkway
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HUSTLER Classic: Garden State Porkway

Poor New Jersey; it’s been the butt of countless jokes, and often written off as New York’s bland yet somehow also skeevy little brother. For god’s sake, the state...
Summer of Lust?
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Summer of Lust?

With the COVID vaccine rolling out, a sex-starved populace could very well be humping up a storm by July. But what will it really take to get back to fucking normal? Trying to get laid was rough business last...
Latex Lovers Do Rubber Right
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Latex Lovers Do Rubber Right

Some men complain about wearing condoms, but when it comes to other types of latex, their dicks have no problem standing at attention! Rubber dolls, dominatrices in sleek getups, rubber...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Anderson
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Anderson

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we turn our admiring gaze to Lena Anderson, a tall drink of water...
Photo by Pablo B.
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Stripping in Broad Daylight: A Day-Shift Dancer Reveals Her Secrets

Sure, most people associate strip joints with the after-dark hours. But frequenting a gentlemen’s club...
HUSTLER Classic: In Through the Out Door
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HUSTLER Classic: In Through the Out Door

The path to bliss can take numerous and sometimes unexpected turns. For instance, a person might be en route to a pleasant stay in Vaginaville and suddenly take a detour to...
By Special Request: Custom Cam Clips
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By Special Request: Custom Cam Clips

Welcome to the wild world of custom clips, where innovative webcam models bring your deepest desires to life. Darren Aronofsky, Kathryn Bigelow, Stanley Kubrick—all hacks...
Of Sluts and Scholars
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Of Sluts and Scholars

Nicoletta Heidegger wants to help you fuck smarter with her podcast Sluts and Scholars. We spent some time with the therapist and sex guru to learn more about her mission. I go into my interview with...
Charlotte Stokely, Renaissance Babe
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Charlotte Stokely, Renaissance Babe

Performer. Science geek. Health guru. Aspiring author. Charlotte Stokely isn’t letting the COVID-19 pandemic slow her down. In fact, she recently took part in a...
Motörhead’s Phil Campbell and Mikkey Dee: Life Without Lemmy
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Motörhead’s Phil Campbell and Mikkey Dee: Life Without Lemmy

The surviving members of the greatest rock band ever talk about their iconic badass frontman and Motörhead’s new live album. On December 28,,...
Hot Mess: A Guide to Sploshing
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Hot Mess: A Guide to Sploshing

Sploshing might not be the most common kink out there but as any fan will tell you, covering yourself in cake, peanut butter or slime can be good, messy fun. There is something so...
Hump-Day Special: More Bare-Ass Beach Babes
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Hump-Day Special: More Bare-Ass Beach Babes

Spring is finally here—and with the COVID vaccine rolling out, by the time summer rolls around, a day at the beach really might be a day at the beach again...
HUSTLER Classic: Piddling Around
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HUSTLER Classic: Piddling Around

You’ve probably heard the expression, “Don’t shit where you eat.” But what about pissing where you work?  It’s a topic worth considering as we examine the subject...
Mammary Monday: Wet & Wild Edition
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Mammary Monday: Wet & Wild Edition

Tits—they’re awesome, aren’t they? And if you want to make them even more awesome, just add water! Prepare yourself to a splashy salute to breasts at their doused, dripping,...