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December 2021

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Men Want Stronger Orgasms, Too!
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Men Want Stronger Orgasms, Too!

The ladies aren’t the only ones who crave more intense climaxes. Fortunately, we have some tips for guys to achieve bigger, better finishes.

There’s a slew of articles on the internet written by dissatisfied women about how they’re not having orgasms. You might have seen one of these inflammatory essays. The headlines often read like “Why Dudes Can’t Get Us Off and How They Should Choke on Their Measly Dicks and Die!” or “99 Ways to Cock-Shame a Piss-Poor Excuse for a Man Until He Learns to Eat Pussy Like a Champ.” Judging from these articles, it could be surmised that the female persuasion’s inability to climax during straight sex is the foundation for nearly all the misery perpetrated around the globe. 

It’s not like dudes didn’t have it coming. We wholeheartedly agree that not every one of them has his eyes on the prize when he bends his lady over the kitchen table for a quickie. But believe it or not, there’s a bunch of us out there trying to ensure that we’re doing our jobs to the best of our ability. Yet, despite our valiant efforts, we’re feeling left out of the orgasm conversation. 

And truth be told, we want better, stronger orgasms, too. 

Oh sure, we realize the success rate of the average male ejaculation is probably close to 99.9 percent, but that doesn’t mean our finishing squirts are anywhere in the vicinity of intense much of the time. The fairer sex might not realize this, but men are not always happy just to be getting off. We, too, would like more bang for the fuck! 

Just ask Timothy, a 44-year-old art curator who laments that his orgasms leave a lot to be desired. 

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