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Big Bucks In Smut
Here’s a free life lesson for you: Don’t ever, ever store anything at your parents’ house. Because like any aging mother or father, they will inevitably go through a massive, Marie Kondo-like...
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The Real Fake News: Dems Introduce “Meh, What Can You Do?” Act
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As calls for impeachment grow around the country, and within the House Democratic caucus,...
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Hot Button
Hot Button While some state governments are busy dismantling female reproductive rights and enabling rapists to sue their victims for child custody, other less-heinous elected officials are doing their part to...
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Cho Headlines Minority Reportz
“I wanted to fuck Bristol Palin,” confessed Margaret Cho during April’s Ethnic AF Comedy Show at the Matrix Theatre in West Hollywood. She encountered the famous teen mom on...
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Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson: The Anti Slut-Shaming Sluts of Guys We Fucked
If Howard is King, Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson must be the Queens of All Media: Their stand-up...
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Ginger Lynn: X-Rated Superstar
CLASSIC HUSTLER INTERVIEW BY DOUG OLIVER OCTOBER 1985 Even if you’d spent the past 18 months in a coma on life-support systems or in a cave in Outer Mongolia—or both—you’d probably...
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America’s Deaf & Dumb Party
Mark April 2019 as the month that President Donald Trump, for the first time, could rest assured that he would be reelected. Three events signaled the parting of the storm clouds that have...
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How to Be a Porn Stud: Tips From Professional Dicks
Of course the thought has crossed your mind: You’re watching porn, enjoying the orgy or DP onscreen, and suddenly you start thinking, Hey, what a great...
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Alex Gamsu Jenkins: Brute Style
The satirical surrealism of British artist Alex Gamsu Jenkins has appeared in Vice, Juxtapoz, HUSTLER and The New York Times. Join us in studio for a trip inside...
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Don’t Blame Russia!
Any halfway honest person has to admit that if 19 government lawyers—working with FBI agents, intelligence analysts and forensic accountants for two years—can’t find evidence of a crime, then there...
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Time for Wall Street to Pay Up
Democrats have a plan that could eliminate several of America’s biggest problems at once. So, naturally, Republicans oppose it. For decades they’ve claimed that the federal...
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Brooklyn Is for Lovers
There’s something kind of magical happening in Brooklyn right now—well, Bushwick to be specific, a neighborhood located in the north end of this beloved NYC borough. There a community is emerging...
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The Real Fake News: Nation Shocked to Learn Wealthy Buy Advantages
SANTA MONICA, CA—In the wake of the college admissions scandal, in which 50 people were charged on multiple...
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Lisa Simpson for President
Now that a reality-TV star has proven that anyone can be elected President in America, The Donald is facing a formidable foe. A Fort Lauderdale-born woman has adopted the identity...
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Happy, Healthy…Kinky
Admit it, you’re curious about kink. Maybe you saw Fifty Shades of Grey, or someone bought you Shibari rope as a wedding gift that now sits in a drawer, sad and unused. Well, dust that shit off and get...
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Fucking Fun @ The Adult Entertainment Expo
It comes as no surprise that porn stars like to fuck and have fun. Nowhere is that more evident than the Adult Entertainment Expo, a celebration of sex held...
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Free Healthcare for Everyone?
Medicare for All is the ticket to healthcare sanity in America, and the idea is being championed by more members of Congress than ever before. Progressive caucuses in the House and Senate...
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A Green New Deal
The Green New Deal (GND) must be a great idea. How do I know? Just listen to wing nuts on the Right, like Sean Hannity of Fox News. He freaked out about the plan for millions of new jobs and clean, renewable...
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Sex in the City
Nothing says sexy quite like cutting loose in…Morgantown, West Virginia? You see, this is what happens when you let a sex toy company use its own data to promote romantic tourism. It’s a pretty common...
