Nothing says sexy quite like cutting loose in…Morgantown, West Virginia? You see, this is what happens when you let a sex toy company use its own data to promote romantic tourism.
It’s a pretty common marketing ploy. In this instance, sex toy company Lovehoney employs dubious methodology to suggest that the sexiness of a city can be determined by who’s buying the most dildos or searching for terms like butt plug online. Just to give you a sense of how insane this is, according to their data, Boulder, Colorado, and Salt Lake City, Utah, rank second and third respectively. I mean, Salt Lake City? Pure boner dust.