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Man Up and Go Down!

As illogical as it may be, some guys refuse to eat pussy, even in these sexually enlightened times. But with improved communication and education, it’s a problem that can be solved lickety-split. As much as it pains us to acknowledge, some guys don’t eat pussy. It’s not just that they don’t—they won’t. Nope, this odd...
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XXX Van Life

What’s it like to be a sex worker who has a free-wheeling life on the road? Meet three trailblazing women who practice the business of pleasure while living out of their vehicles. These vans are a-rockin’—and so are their resourceful occupants! There’s an undeniable romance to the free-wheeling life on the road, as van-dwelling sex...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Layla Rose

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Layla Rose, a sizzling brunette beauty from Los Angeles. It’s only fitting that Laya should call the City of Angels her home—she certainly seems heaven-sent to us.  Layla first wowed HUSTLER readers...
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Friday Funnies: Toying Around

Rejoice—playtime is here! Today we’re cracking open the toy chest to have some fun with an assortment of adult sex-cessories, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archive. Strap on and strap in for the laugh riot!  “Your wife called and said you left your face mask on the end table in the bedroom.” “…And to my sister,...
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Jasmine Wilde

“Two sexual experiences really stick in my mind: fucking on a beach in 30-degree weather and sucking my boyfriend’s dick after not seeing him for weeks. He had a fuck ton of cum stored up, and it all but drowned me. So awesome. “Friday nights you’ll find me rock climbing...
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Alita Lee

“Ever since I was a kid, I have loved to bake. I like how baking brings people joy. I mean, who doesn’t like chocolate chip cookies or a nice cake? In the wintertime, it’s fun to stay inside a warm kitchen and make treats, especially Russian tea cakes. “I grew...
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Val Dodds & Kylie Le Beau

“I’m attracted to girls who are tall and who take care of themselves. When I’m with a girl, I like to just focus on her pleasure. Toys can be a ton of fun with a partner too. Before joining the industry, I hadn’t even tried toys. Now I love them!...
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Asshole of the Month: Joe Manchin

Aided by human intervention, nature can produce some strange hybrid creatures, like the liger (a lion bred with a tiger) or the zorse (a zebra bred with a horse). Worth noting about the zorse is that they can be difficult to handle and very strong—which is an apt description for another type of hybrid creature,...
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Aspen Cavalli

Twenty-eight-year-old Aspen Cavalli from Towson, Maryland, is a phone-sex operator, “bratty, dominant princess” and HUSTLER fan. “Before I jumped into the adult industry,” the 5-foot-2 skin-mag rookie recalls, “I used to sneak peeks at HUSTLER because the women were gorgeous and unapologetic. I thought to myself, I could do that.”...
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Rev Your Engine

Fast cars are equal-opportunity obsessions. These smoking hot women are true auto aficionados, with a need for speed. So how did these performers get into performance cars? HUSTLER interviewed four all-out car enthusiasts to find out. Buckle up for the ride. SKYLAR VOX Skylar acquired her love of sports cars as a child, and it...
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The Death of Democracy

OP-ED BY LONGTIME ACTIVIST HARVEY WASSERMAN Our democracy is on the brink of death. Donald Trump and Steve Bannon are kicking down the door to an American dictatorship by 2024. Bannon has long been Trump’s chief strategist. A devout authoritarian, he’s repeatedly advertised his desire to dismantle American democracy…and seems to be succeeding. As Rasputin...
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Sheer Ecstasy

Lace-topped thigh highs, silky nylons, fishnet pantyhose—stockings in their full array of delightful designs make me swoon with desire. They are, without doubt, this editor’s favorite item of lingerie. The way they grace and accentuate long, lovely stems. The way they hug shapely thighs. The way they tease and tantalize. Their sheer magnificence makes my...
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Here’s an odorous recollection from a gal name Alice..

Here’s an odorous recollection from a gal name Alice: “During lunch today I ate three servings of baked beans, which I knew was a bad idea. When I got home from work, my husband Kevin exclaimed, ‘Darling, I have a surprise for dinner!’ “He then blindfolded me and led me to my seat at the...
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A couple lived together for 20 years without tying the knot…

A couple lived together for 20 years without tying the knot of matrimony. After they wed, the bride’s best friend asked her, “What made you finally decide to get married?” The bride replied, “I got tired of giving him blowjobs.”...
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A man was in the delivery room with his wife…

A man was in the delivery room with his wife, who was about to give birth. “Get this baby out of me!” she shrieked. “Give me the drugs! You did this to me, you fucker!” Her husband responded, “If you recall, I wanted to stick my dick up your ass, but you said, ‘Fuck off....

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