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Returning to Monogamy

Transitioning back to a monogamous relationship might seem like a challenge after being in open arrangements, but it can be done successfully—and your experience with nonmonogamy can provide you with some important wisdom going forward. As nonmonogamy starts to find its way into the mainstream, there are increasingly more resources available for folks looking to...

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Busty Blond Babes Part V

Rejoice, readers; we have some big things coming your way! Join us as we celebrate the large, bouncy charms of some of HUSTLER’s hottest blondes. We’re making your breast wishes come true! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous editions of Busty Blond Babes here, here, here and here! Angel...

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Diary of a Sex Worker

The cyber dominatrix. The performer. The service provider. And the courtesan. Each specializes in their own iteration of sexual ecstasy. Each occupies a unique space within the adult entertainment industry. They each have a story to tell, and who better to tell it than the sex workers themselves? HUSTLER asked four merchants of joy to...

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Art Is Sexy (Part III)

Some of our favorite XXX performers share their artistic works and creative passions with us. Art stimulates, and these ladies stimulate us as well! Aside from performing and making us crave them more, they create beautiful works of art in a variety of ways. Gaze upon and admire their amazing bodies—and amazing bodies of work!...

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Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Part III)

Redheads—is there anything not to love? Those fiery tresses. The aura of vivacity they emit from their every pore. Whew; is it getting hot in here, or is it all that spicy ginger raising our temperature? With that said, let’s dive into another pictorial celebration of these rare, beautiful birds. Red ahead! And when you’re...

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Fiona and Mark were a married couple who lived…

Fiona and Mark were a married couple who lived on the 40th floor of a condo. One afternoon Fiona was having sex with her lover, a hunk named Jason, when she heard her hubby arriving home early. Fiona told Ja son to stand still and not move a muscle. “What’s this?” Mark asked after noticing...

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Sex by the Numbers

If you feel like your boning body count doesn’t quite measure up, here’s the good news: You’re probably not as far below average as you think. Now here’s the better news: We’re here to help you get closer to the number you wish you had. Hang around a tavern or any place where manly men...

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Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up!

Nothing beats a pair of gorgeous legs wrapped in sleek, sheer stockings—especially when those legs are attached to a beautiful babe who’s eager to show off what’s between those shapely gams. Join us as we celebrate HUSTLER Honeys who flaunt what they’ve got while wearing sexy stockings—and very little else. Aria Lee Keegan Addie Andrews...

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“Yeah, I’ve seen Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate, but I have a Constitutional right not to believe my own fucking eyes if I don’t want to, asshole!”

“Yeah, I’ve seen Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate, but I have a Constitutional right not to believe my own fucking eyes if I don’t want to, asshole!”...

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Friday Funnies: Nun More Hilarious

Ready for a sister act that will leave you doubled over in laughter? Join us for some truly habit-forming humor from HUSTLER’s archive of uproarious cartoons! “Oh, put some clothes on!” “It’s okay, Sister. If we don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing!” “There are only two commandments you must follow: ‘Don’t come inside me’ and...

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Another “Go Slow” at Glasgow

The latest attempt to do something serious about climate change at the United Nations Climate Change Conference (COP26) in Glasgow was a mixed success. Some progress was made, including nearly 200 countries adopting the Glasgow Climate Pact, but given the increasingly dire nature of the problem, it wasn’t nearly enough. On the positive side, the...

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The Supreme Court on Trial: An Interview With Constitutional Law Expert Erwin Chemerinsky

Professor Erwin Chemerinsky is a sharp critic of the U.S. Supreme Court and the police—more specifically, abuse of power by the police. He boldly tackles both institutions in his 14th book, Presumed Guilty, How the Supreme Court Empowered the Police and Subverted Civil Rights. Chemerinsky charges that the highest court in the land is a...

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Auto Erotic: Hot Cars & Superhot Women

HUSTLER has always thrilled to the combination of hot cars and superhot women. In next month’s full-length feature “Rev Your Engine,” we will interview four gorgeous XXX stars who are all-out car enthusiasts. Prepare to talk engine size and performance with these exceptionally sexy performers. To whet your appetite for this wild ride, we bring...

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Saturday Special: Butt’s Happening … Part III!

Brace yourselves, ass fans; we’re getting cheeky once again with another mouthwatering collection of gorgeous glutes, tempting tushes and cock-stiffening cabooses! Go ahead, enjoy the rear view. And when you’re done with these ravishing rumps, make sure to check out our previous installments of Butt’s Happening here and here! Candice Luca Cecilia Scott Sky Pierce ...

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Holy Fucks!

Join us as we attempt to untangle the complicated relationship between sex and religion. Can we get an Amen? A lot of us live in a heathenous society, just trying to dip our wicks in every dripping hole we can without concern of an invisible sky wizard looking down on us in utter disgust, not...

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Fabulous Over 40

Some pleasures are ageless, and that includes these adult-industry beauties. Join us for a celebration of mature XXX stars. Everyone loves and desires a woman who knows what she wants in the bedroom, and especially one that knows what she is doing! These mature babes that grace our phones and laptops have the experience, knowledge...

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Aural Sex: The Eargasmic Sensation of ASMR

An erotic practice that revolves around audio “triggers” has its followers sounding off in a whole new way. Just when it seems like we’ve discovered every possible way to get off, a new and unique phenomenon comes along. Such as ASMR, which stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. While that may sound like a mouthful,...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Tiffany Thompson

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we focus our attention and affection on Tiffany Thompson, a bewitching brunette from Mission Viejo, California. At 5’ 8”, Tiffany is a tall drink of water—but to hear her tell it, she was a bit of a shrinking violet as...

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Magic Dildo

Before going on a long business trip, Frank decided to buy his wife Katie something to keep her occupied in his absence. He went to a sex shop and explained the situation. The salesman said, “It’s pricey, but I think she’ll like the Magic Penis.” “What’s that?” Frank wondered. The salesman showed him the toy, and...

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OnlyFans Moms: The Triumphs and the Trials

Sara Cheek and Victoria Snooks have made a comfortable living for their families by modeling on OnlyFans, but they’ve also faced backlash. Read on as they share their stories. Human beings are creatures of nature. How they look, what they think and how they act are all parts of their beauty. As it is, some...

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Friday Funnies: Thou Shalt Laugh!

The Ten Commandments: For centuries, they’ve served as principles for ethical and virtuous behavior among the religiously inclined. They’ve also provided a blueprint for some pretty hilarious jokes, many of which have been enshrined in HUSTLER cartoons over the decades. Join us as we check in with Moses and the crew for a few good...

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Your Sex-Tape Secret: Spill It or Kill It?

Should you tell your partner about that intimate video you made with your ex? Should you keep it, or delete it? And what should you do if she finds it on her own? Many of us have made a sex tape. Maybe it didn’t grab headlines like the one swiped from Tommy Lee and Pamela...

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Getting Shorted on Sex

Yes, it’s true—vertically challenged guys usually get less play from the ladies than their taller counterparts. But with the right attitude, they can climb their way to the top of the dating heap. What do four inches mean to a man? Five? Six? Seven? And no, I’m not talking about his dick. I’m talking about...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Candice Luca

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we feature Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Candice Luca, an alluring brunette from the Czech Republic. Candice first grabbed HUSTLER readers’ attention in a big way with the August ’13 pictorial “Pretty in Pink.” In it, Candice shared not just...

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Oh, You Nerdy Thing!

Some of our favorite XXX performers get down and nerdy as they share their geeky obsessions with us. Nerd! Geek! For some, those can be considered four-letter words in more ways than one. Not for these amazing performers! With a love of anime, cosplay, video games and a bevy of other things in between, some...

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Friday Funnies: Just Beachy

Depending on where you’re located, chances are that it’s too ball-shrinkingly cold right now to even think about going to the beach. Allow us to heat things up with a collection of seaside snickers courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archive. Come on and join us as we make some waves! “Do you remember when Harry used...

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Shoot-Out at Slippery Rock

HUSTLER CLASSIC FROM THE DECEMBER 1988 ISSUE You’ll hear tall tales from Texans, but when it comes to cock tails on the rocks, Luke and Luann spin yarns that weave anything but clothes—like the story about their trip to breathtakingly beautiful Lake Powell, with cliffs as steep as the cant of Luann’s ass and...

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Hump-Day Special: Spinning Out

In praise of petite porn stars. We’re about to get short with you, in the best possible way! Today we’re celebrating spinners, those petite beauties who pack a big punch in the bedroom. So go ahead, think small and enjoy these tiny wonders! Vina Sky Trinity St. Clair Jane Wilde Ember Snow Maya Bijou Scarlit...

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Saturday Special: Sex Alfresco

Ah, the great outdoors—fresh air. Sunshine. And, on a very good day, an opportunity to get it on, free and easy, among the birds, the bees and all of nature’s creatures. In honor of National Play Outside Day, we’re honoring the Honeys who shed their clothes and inhibitions to enjoy a good sexual romp in...

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