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Mammary Monday: Wet & Wild Edition
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Mammary Monday: Wet & Wild Edition

Tits—they’re awesome, aren’t they? And if you want to make them even more awesome, just add water! Prepare yourself to a splashy salute to breasts at their doused, dripping,...
Sex Mythbreakers: Girl Talk
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Sex Mythbreakers: Girl Talk

Think that guys have the market cornered on locker-room banter? Sit down; we have some news that is going to make your jaw drop. The next best thing to having sex, or watching other people...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jayme Langford
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jayme Langford

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we honor Jayme Langford, a bright-eyed beauty from Providence, Rhode Island,...
Murders, Mistrials & Mistakes
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Murders, Mistrials & Mistakes

There are over 2 million men and women incarcerated in America’s state, federal and private prison systems. That’s almost a quarter of the world’s inmates. The problem is that many of...
HUSTLER Classic: Rocking the Boat
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HUSTLER Classic: Rocking the Boat

A sunny, relaxing day out on the water with two hot chicks, a couple of fishing poles and a big, juicy slice of watermelon—it doesn’t get much better than that.  Such was...
The Resurrection of Roxy Raye
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The Resurrection of Roxy Raye

After establishing herself as one of the most daring performers in the adult industry, Roxy Raye suffered a life-threatening car accident that led to numerous surgeries and nearly two years...
Suzi Quatro: Genuine Leather
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Suzi Quatro: Genuine Leather

The pioneering female rocker and Happy Days alum is back with a new album, the brilliantly bluesy The Devil in Me. For men of a certain age, the name Suzi Quatro stirs up a lot of feelings...
Hump-Day Special: Nuts About Butts
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Hump-Day Special: Nuts About Butts

We’re bringing up the rear in a very big way with this salute to some of the sweetest asses that have graced the pages of HUSTLER. Join us as we embark on this cheeky...
HUSTLER Classic: Cooze Control
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HUSTLER Classic: Cooze Control

Is there anything hotter than a woman who isn’t afraid to take charge? Who doesn’t hesitate to tell her man exactly what she wants, and refuses to let him get off until he’s fulfilled...
You Put What, Where?
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You Put What, Where?

Gigantic gummy worms, Easter eggs, action figures—prepare to be amazed by these adventures in extreme penetration!  The human body is amazing. We are capable of such feats of athleticism, performance...
Photo by Christian De Oliveira
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Stripper Confidential

Stripping is the toughest job you’ll ever love (sorry, Peace Corps). So say these dedicated dancers—no filter, no bullshit, in their own words. Forget the stereotypes, the punch lines, the...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Emily Addison
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Emily Addison

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate the sweet three-peats who have graced the pages of America’s Magazine!  This week we honor Emily Addison, who...
Cherie on Top
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Cherie on Top

Cherie DeVille is a woman of many talents: Physical therapist. Professional swing dancer. AVN’s MILF Performer of the Year for the past two years running! And an aspiring politician who just might find...
HUSTLER Classic: Slip of the Tongue
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HUSTLER Classic: Slip of the Tongue

Sometimes people say one thing when they mean another. And other times, people will misspeak and accidentally reveal exactly what’s on their minds.  For a prime example of...
“M” for Mature
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“M” for Mature

Cyberpunk 2077, starring Keanu Reeves, was one of the most anticipated games of 2020, smashing sales records after umpteen delays. Unfortunately, it launched with a whopping number of embarrassing bugs and...
Nicolas Cage Noshes on What?
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Nicolas Cage Noshes on What?

In life there is a sliding scale of weirdness. It’s not so much math as it is perspective, particularly as it applies to people. Say, for example, your friend told you that he woke up to...
Good News for Your Bits & Pieces
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Good News for Your Bits & Pieces

Look, we get it—not everyone is blessed with a monster dong. The majority of us are decidedly average, but Pete Davidson isn’t the only one bringing big dick energy to the...
Lone Star Dildos
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Lone Star Dildos

For a country that brands itself the Land of the Free, it can feel like a real slap in the face when Big Government tries to tell us how many sex toys we can own. We go now to the Lone Star State, where...
Dr. Emily Morse: Real Sex & Real Sex Education
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Dr. Emily Morse: Real Sex & Real Sex Education

The world is in dire need of accessible sex education. Sure, in some schools, teachers instruct students in the fine art of slapping a condom onto a banana or...
Listen to Cherie
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Listen to Cherie

Make no mistake, sex workers and adult-industry performers are the proverbial canary in the coal mine; when they speak up about censorship, discrimination and injustice, we would be wise to listen. And while...
2CW7ABM Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani (Republican of New York, New York) looks on as United States President Donald J. Trump holds a news briefing in the Brady Press Briefing Room of the White House in Washington, DC on Sunday, September 27, 2020. Credit: Chris Kleponis/Pool via CNP /MediaPunch
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Let the Accountability Begin!

To restore the nation, we must restore justice…and disbar Trump’s lawyers. “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers,” says Dick the Butcher in...