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HUSTLER Pot Shots
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HUSTLER Pot Shots

Weed’s great. Hot, naked chicks are also great. Put them together and you have a combination that’s tastier than chocolate and peanut butter (which you’ll probably be craving a lot, after a few rips...
Body Hair for Sale!
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Body Hair for Sale!

Used makeup wipes! Belly button photos! Bum gummies! Sex workers reveal the most unusual items they’ve sold to fans. Fetish objects are a mysterious and deeply individual attraction. One person’s dirty...
Hannibal Buress: No More Hangovers
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Hannibal Buress: No More Hangovers

First and foremost Hannibal Buress is a stand-up comic, but in recent years he’s also been racking up the acting gigs. He was the sidekick on The Eric Andre Show, is the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Gianna Dior
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Gianna Dior

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we celebrate the beauty, spirit, spark and sexuality of Gianna Dior, a...
Lingerie Lesbian Fun Part III
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Lingerie Lesbian Fun Part III

Frilly fillies strip down and get off Brace yourselves and lace yourselves; it’s time for another collection of sexy sirens dolled up in their dainty underthings and getting down and...
Monster Magnet: Building a Better Dystopia
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Monster Magnet: Building a Better Dystopia

All hail Monster Magnet! Purveyors of the finest stoner rock available since 1989. Although the lineup has changed many times over the years, the one thing...
Managing Conflict: A Relationship Guide
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Managing Conflict: A Relationship Guide

Yes, clashing with your romantic partner is inevitable on occasion. Here’s how to minimize the discord and get back on the path to harmony as soon as possible.  Some degree...
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The Matt Gaetz Probe and a Brief Look at Washington Sex Scandals

With the Florida congressman reportedly under investigation, we look at some of the salacious scandals that...
Interstellar Intercourse: Sex on Mars Won’t Be Easy
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Interstellar Intercourse: Sex on Mars Won’t Be Easy

As scientists explore the possibility of creating human colonies on the Red Planet, we look at the many challenges of boning on the fourth rock from the sun....
Barbara Crampton: The Scene Queen Arises
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Barbara Crampton: The Scene Queen Arises

Decades after first capturing horror-film fans’ hearts, the Re-Animator and From Beyond star continues to advance the genre with her new movie, Jakob’s Wife. We’re...
The War on XXX: Fight for Your Porn
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The War on XXX: Fight for Your Porn

The war against pornography is intensifying. Censorship, restriction and First Amendment fuckery could reign supreme if campaigns from pseudo-scientists, the religious right and...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Emma Mae
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Emma Mae

They have a saying in North Carolina:  Esse Quam Videri. Translated from Latin, the Tar Heel State’s motto means “To be rather than to seem.”  That saying...
Breast in Show
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Breast in Show

Breasts—they’re really the tits, aren’t they? Of course they are. So kick back, relax, unzip and enjoy the ride while we hit you with our breast shots.   Tomi Taylor  Giselle Palmer ...
Shameless Sexperts
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Shameless Sexperts

Amy Baldwin and April Lampert, the duo behind the Shameless Sex podcast, want people to make their own rules for their sexuality. If you’re the kind of utterly unwoke guy who would listen to a podcast based...
Truth and Consequences
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Truth and Consequences

After helping to heal broken nations overseas, an accomplished diplomat warns America, “The only real path to peace involves accountability.” Make no mistake. There can be no peace, no...
Tickle Porn
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Tickle Porn

One person’s stress nightmare is another’s pleasure. While some of us cannot fathom the idea of anyone coming within ten nautical miles of our sensitive feet or armpits, others are unequivocally excited by...
Bridgerton’s Bedroom Boom
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Bridgerton’s Bedroom Boom

Bridgerton is the Christmas gift that just keeps giving—over and over again, until we just…can’t…take it…anymore. Of course we’re talking about those now-legendary sex scenes that have...
Hot Tub Hell
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Hot Tub Hell

We need to have a serious discussion about hot tub sex. Specifically, that—despite everything you’ve seen and heard—it is not good. Or sexy. Which is crazy when you think about it, because for decades...
The Cost to Be the Boss
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The Cost to Be the Boss

To anyone and everyone who thinks it’s easy being an online content producer, kindly go fuck yourselves. The process is time-consuming and requires multiple skill sets to get it right. More than...
Dr. Michael Eric Dyson: Illuminating the Shadows
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Dr. Michael Eric Dyson: Illuminating the Shadows

In his 23rd book Michael Eric Dyson expresses, in literary form, the Black Lives Matter slogan “Say their name!” Each chapter of Long Time Coming:...
Is Miley the New Martha?
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Is Miley the New Martha?

Miley Cyrus’s sex drive and sex-positive energy is hot coffee on a lazy Sunday morning: We’re all in and loving every sip. So naturally the possibility of this ethos evolving into its own...