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Meet & Greet Manners: A Guide for Fans and Performers
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Meet & Greet Manners: A Guide for Fans and Performers

Some of our favorite XXX performers explain how to make the most of your face time with them.

Once upon a time in porn days of yore, it was a tall order to meet your favorite XXX star in person. Now, with a bevy of award shows, conventions and expos, it’s an attainable goal to snap a pic with your dream woman! Be aware, though; with great opportunity comes a little bit of responsibility. How should one behave? Are there rules? How can you get the girls to remember you?

While the ongoing coronavirus pandemic has caused a significant amount of disruption for XXX gatherings going into 2022 (safety first, people), it’s never a bad time to brush up on good manners and etiquette. We called upon some sexy sirens to help you out—and they also offered some conventional wisdom for newbie performers who are just wading into the waters of XXX events! Read on and take notes.

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Photo courtesy of Lilly Hall

BE PREPARED (AND POLITE) WHEN YOU VISIT!

Lilly Hall: A fan preparing to meet their favorite performers should remember to be polite and ask first before acting first. (Twitter: @Reallillyhall)

Curvy Mary: Always be respectful. Ask before you touch, hug, and especially grope! Some performers may allow you to touch them if you pay, but never assume it’s okay to just spank someone or grab their ass. This goes for fellow performers too—consent is key! (Twitter: @curvymary8)

Nina Kayy: Take a shower, put on deodorant and brush your teeth! The conventions are packed, so you will probably start sweating. Plus, you are going to be nervous! A well-groomed fan is always appreciated by the models. But someone who smells is going to be avoided. (Twitter: @_ninakayy1)

Kendra Lee Ryan: Save some money for merchandise (just like any convention). Sleep well so you aren’t tired when meeting us. Shower, put on your favorite deodorant and cologne, and maybe even [your] favorite outfit. And most of all: consent is sexy. Ask before taking a photo, ask before [doing] anything that would not be “normal” in an outdoor setting. (Twitter: @Theryangroupx)

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